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Photo Caption Challenge: Toy Story

Posted on: December 15, 2010 10:47 am
 
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December Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 12
1. kmvenne - 12
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 8
3. Mister Peabody - 5
4. River_Rat - 3
4. D2Moo - 3
5. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
5. WarpedMind - 1
5. Jellydonut - 1
5. bluenosecanuck -1
5. Buuba J - 1

JOE POINTS - 3

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
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Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 16, 2010 9:48 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Toy Story

#1 - D2Moo

Dale Earnhardt Jr's attempt to disguise himself as Buzz in order to escape fans failed miserably when instead of yelling "To infinity and beyond" around a bunch of people he screamed "My damn spaceship is too loose and she wont take the f****** high groove like it needs to.  Can't someone on this team set up a spaceship."

#2 - Buuba J

Howard Stern poses for a photo with his biggest fan "Chico" at the international Porn star Convention in Las Vegas. Howard is again the presenter for the Deep Throat Award, he considers this a gag gift. 

#3 - Mister Peabody

"and I DEMAND that all sandwiches have the option of peanut butter WITHOUT jelly!  We'll take this all the way to the Supreme Court!  No more jelly in my belly!  No more jelly in my belly! No more jelly in my belly!...."

#4 - BuccinGator

After that ill fated day when Baruti Nimbuk'we dared to put rabbit ears on the witch doctor during a picture, he has been able to do nothing but hop around and eat carrots.

#5 - kmvenne

While the Lady of the Lake would give out awesome gifts like swords that denote the kingship of England, the Lady of the Leaf gives out really terrible gifts, like flowers and recipes for healthy salads.

Theme - D2Moo

Rejected Disney Movie Ideas.

1.  "Toy Story IV, The Revenge of H.R. Puffenstuff."  Our heroes, Buzz and Woody try to save their owner from watching really lame and "relevant" 70's bad cartoons.

2.  "Beauty and the Beast III:  Which One is Which Again?"  No explanation really needed on this one.

3.  "Pete's Dragon Goes Green"    The loveable dragon gets emissions equipment installed  after British environmental groups protest all the smoke from his breath. 

4.  "Lion King V: Someone Get me a Doctor"  The modern day tale of a man oddly named Simba who discovers the dream trip to the World Cup matches comes with a kicker attached.  He has to share it with a Witch Doctor from Haiti who has a multiple personality disorder and likes making fish faces like a little kid.

5.  "Mulan III:  Korea or Bust" In this epic that never was (thank the Lord), Mulan is whisked away to Korea by Kim Il Jung and forced to do strange dances and extol the evilness of South Korean electronics makers.  She escapes by promising the North's leader to bring him Kim Kardashian and Pam Anderson sex DVD's if he'll let her go to Hollywood.

December Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 13
1. kmvenne - 13
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 8
3. Mister Peabody - 6
4. D2Moo - 5
5. River_Rat - 3
6. Buuba J - 2
7. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
7. WarpedMind - 1
7. Jellydonut - 1
7. bluenosecanuck -1

JOE POINTS - 3



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 16, 2010 2:05 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Toy Story

Rejected Disney Movie Ideas.

1.  "Toy Story IV, The Revenge of H.R. Puffenstuff."  Our heroes, Buzz and Woody try to save their owner from watching really lame and "relevant" 70's bad cartoons.

2.  "Beauty and the Beast III:  Which One is Which Again?"  No explanation really needed on this one.

3.  "Pete's Dragon Goes Green"    The loveable dragon gets emissions equipment installed  after British environmental groups protest all the smoke from his breath. 

4.  "Lion King V: Someone Get me a Doctor"  The modern day tale of a man oddly named Simba who discovers the dream trip to the World Cup matches comes with a kicker attached.  He has to share it with a Witch Doctor from Haiti who has a multiple personality disorder and likes making fish faces like a little kid.

5.  "Mulan III:  Korea or Bust" In this epic that never was (thank the Lord), Mulan is whisked away to Korea by Kim Il Jung and forced to do strange dances and extol the evilness of South Korean electronics makers.  She escapes by promising the North's leader to bring him Kim Kardashian and Pam Anderson sex DVD's if he'll let her go to Hollywood.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 16, 2010 12:56 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Toy Story

1.  Dale Earnhardt Jr's attempt to disguise himself as Buzz in order to escape fans failed miserably when instead of yelling "To infinity and beyond" around a bunch of people he screamed "My damn spaceship is too loose and she wont take the f****** high groove like it needs to.  Can't someone on this team set up a spaceship."

2.  I think we just found the picture to put in Webster's dictionary right next to the word ugly.

3.  Europeans get really hostile in the morning when they yell, "I want my Maypo!"

4.  While his friend checks the program, Ulee discovers that purchacing a warm beer from a vendor in the restroom wasn't such a good idea.

5.  Typical day at the Hyundai plant outside Seoul when an elaborate lotus flower ceremony is taking place to honor and bless the engines that are about to be installed in the cars that day.  If you like this, stay for the elaborate prayer over the drive train.  It's awesome dude.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 15, 2010 6:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Toy Story

Causes Of Riots:

1) Yet another childhood relic disastrously remade into a live action movie by Hollywood.

2) Providing a now sellout Knicks crowd with bad halftime entertainment.

3) Gathering downtown on "Free Sign Day."

4) Anything related to soccer fans.

5) A really bad magic act where you can see the wires.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: December 15, 2010 6:27 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Toy Story

Other epic ties outside the December scoreboard:

1)  A tie between the little green war figure on the left and little green war figure on the right tied for 2nd place on The Dating Game back in 1988.

2) A tie between Ba-ba-booie! and Uhhhhhh! between stupidest catch phrase.

3) A tie between the short Asain on the right and the old guy middle left on who is going to finish that clap first.

4) A tie between my white guilt and my white shame on which makes me feel queasy looking at this photo.

5) A tie between all negative adjectivse to describe what the hell is going on here.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 15, 2010 6:27 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Toy Story

5) South Korean Vikings fans show Mother Nature just how POed they are at what she did to the Metrodome.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 15, 2010 6:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Toy Story

2) Tonight at 10:00 pm. on Spike, "Pros vs. Joes, Dropping The F-Bomb Edition."



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 15, 2010 6:04 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Toy Story

3) Vikings fans celebrate the end of "the streak."



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 15, 2010 6:01 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Toy Story

1) Buzz desperately looks for Barbie and Bo Peep lost in this sausage fest.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 15, 2010 5:58 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Toy Story

4) After that ill fated day when Baruti Nimbuk'we dared to put rabbit ears on the witch doctor during a picture, he has been able to do nothing but hop around and eat carrots.


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