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Photo Caption Challenge: Birdman plays Santa

Posted on: December 21, 2010 11:46 am
 
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December Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 17
2. kmvenne - 13
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 10
4. Mister Peabody - 8
5. D2Moo - 6
6. River_Rat - 4
7. Buuba J - 2
8. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
8. leedsutd - 1
8. WarpedMind - 1
8. Jellydonut - 1
8. bluenosecanuck -1

JOE POINTS - 3

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
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Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 22, 2010 3:14 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Birdman plays Santa

Mister Peabody
1.   Twas the night before xmas and all through the house
not a creature was stirring except Santa's hand under my wife's blouse.

I demanded what was the meaning of touching my woman's goodiesto which he replied "I needed some milk with those dry-ass cookies"

I couldn't believe that this punk of a Santa had all of this gall
He even woke the kids up as he yelled and grabbed his own balls.

"Listen up pops", Santa exclaimed &qu
ot;and listen up good"
"I'm da new pimp that's runnin' this hood!"

"Also, I've been around for hundreds of years,
and no one ever sets me out beers!"

"But Santa you're supposed to be jolly and saying Ho Ho Ho
not pimpin da b*tches and smackin da ho's!"

"Things are different now I've even got tattoos,
now y'all better fall in line or I'll be coming back for you's!"

He proceeded to lift his leg and let loose some ripe gasses,
while he threated to bust a cap in all our candy cane @sses.

"Ok", he stated, "I'm outta here pops,
Don't do nothin' stupid like calling the cops!"

He took off with a shout as he ran through the snow,
"Merry Xmas to all and now to score some good blow!"

River_Rat
2.  The Ad Exec who tried to sell the "I'm Thinking Wendy's" campaign will be working the soup kitchens this holiday.

River_Rat
3. Special officer Shaq was also put on the case from the complaint from Tom Brady as to why Gisele seemed to be "looser" on Sundays.

Mister Peabody
4. "Man, I've already scored all these free hotel towels, now I can snatch a life time supply of gatorade while nobody's lookin!  This must be my lucky day!"

BuccinGator
5) "Yeah, mon.  These belts Jamaican me bouyant."


BuccinGator
On The Fifth Day Of Christmas My True Love Crazy Uncle Gave To Me:

4) FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE Superstars.
5) Four floating rings
2) Three red heads
1) Two freaked out kids
3) And a big fat slob who plays the five spot.



December Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 19
2. kmvenne - 13
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 10
3. Mister Peabody - 10
4. D2Moo - 6
4. River_Rat - 6
5. Buuba J - 2
6. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
6. leedsutd - 1
6. WarpedMind - 1
6. Jellydonut - 1
6. bluenosecanuck - 1

JOE POINTS - 3




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: December 22, 2010 2:25 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Birdman plays Santa

Ok I'm still up and can't sleep so here's one more


Christmas gifts that are going to be returned:

1.  The kitten that Santa got after it got scared by the reindeer and then proceeded to claw his head mercilessly.

2.  The frathouse's automatic slurpy machine which went haywire when they plugged it in.

3.  Shaq when Boston realized that he was a gag gift from Phoenix.

4.  This guy's tie when he realized it didn't match his magic marker set.

5.  This guy's Collector's Edition Michelin Man outfit when he realized half the pieces were missing.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 22, 2010 12:51 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Birdman plays Santa

Bad Ideas for Christmas gift giving

1.  Freecreditreport.com gift certificates for elementary age kids.

2.  Red head wigs to wiseguys.

3.  Another team for Shaq in 2011.

4.  Pens that write in disappearing ink.  Plays havoc with the old game plan later in the day.

5.  Floating devices for those afraid of taking showers and washing their hair, let alone jump into a pool or lake.




Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 22, 2010 12:39 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Birdman plays Santa

1.  Kids aren't dumb.  Trying to make Santa into a skateboarding, tuner driving, X-Box playing hip dude with tats doesn't quite work for today's youth.  Especially when they find out he hocked all their toys for 3 bottles of nitrous oxide for the sled and some K2.

2.  I see Bill Walton was in San Antonio about 22 years ago.  He must have had quite a night with that red headed waitress from the Mexican restaurant where he had dinner.  Obiviously neither were terrible that night.

3.  Shaq is happy he makes a lot of money.  Otherwise it would be tough to afford changing the team logos and colors in his den every other year.  Either that or somewhere in his home he has a LSU, Magic, Lakers, Heat, Suns, and Cavs room as well.

4.  Note to self, put LeBron and Chris back on my Christmas card list.  And why am I so thristy for Gatorade all of a sudden?

5.  See bro, I told you too much gnaga make you do fool things in public.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: December 21, 2010 7:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Birdman plays Santa

1. Yes kids....The Miz sucks just as bad as Santa as he does in the ring.

2.  The Ad Exec who tried to sell the "I'm Thinking Wendy's" campaign will be working the soup kitchens this holiday.

3. Special officer Shaq was also put on the case from the complaint from Tom Brady as to why Gisele seemed to be "looser" on Sundays.

4. Lets see...14 Down..Largest ego in the NBA.  Starts with Le, ends in N.  Hmmmmmm.  Oh Well...12 Across.. Scapegoat for when largest free agent signing fails..SP.. then ends with RA.  This is tough..........

5. It was then that people started to question the ability of Dolphins coach Tony Sparano when he put running back Ricky Williams on the Sponge Bob Square Pants training regiment.




Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 21, 2010 4:23 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Birdman plays Santa

On The Fifth Day Of Christmas My True Love Crazy Uncle Gave To Me:

4) FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE Superstars.

5) Four floating rings

2) Three red heads

1) Two freaked out kids

3) And a big fat slob who plays the five spot.




Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 21, 2010 4:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Birdman plays Santa

1) That looks nothing like Koko B. Ware.

1) The little girl asks "Santa" how many of those tats he got in prison.

2) Bonner's Bros?  More like Carrottop's lost twins seperated at birth.

3) Part of Shaq's new contract was his only private locker room, which ironically looks very similar to Doc Rivers office.

3) Shaq's 57.5 free throw percentage and 11.2 thousand dollars per point points per game earn him a trip to the principal's office.

4) Coach Spoelstra demonstrates just how hard it is to lead a collection of All-Stars to a 12 game winning streak.

5) Ever notice how cute kids look in their floaties?  Ever notice how foolish adults look in theirs?

5) "Yeah, mon.  These belts Jamaican me bouyant."




Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: December 21, 2010 4:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Birdman plays Santa

lol buc!  Cool



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 21, 2010 4:07 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Birdman plays Santa

3.  Finish this equation: 

Larry is to Bird as Shaq is to

a) ostrich
b) penguin
c) dodo
d) big lumbering ox who'll never catch Kobe in his wildest dreams.


E) All of the Above

What do I win?



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: December 21, 2010 3:52 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Birdman plays Santa

5.  Olympic hopefuls are now training with excessive swimming weights in order to try to beat Michael Phelps.  Unbeknownst to them, Phelps has developed his own multi-gravity training apparatus designed exclusively by dolphins and Goku from Dragonball Z.


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