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Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

Posted on: December 22, 2010 11:24 am
Edited on: December 22, 2010 11:55 am
 
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December Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 19
2. kmvenne - 13
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 10
3. Mister Peabody - 10
4. D2Moo - 6
4. River_Rat - 6
5. Buuba J - 2
6. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
6. leedsutd - 1
6. WarpedMind - 1
6. Jellydonut - 1
6. bluenosecanuck - 1

JOE POINTS - 3

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL -Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

Comments

Since: Oct 20, 2008
Posted on: January 2, 2011 2:07 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

4- I have GOT to sit on that beard!  



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: December 26, 2010 11:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

We have a chain of grocery stores here in southern Wisconsin called Dick's. And they have a discount card called the "Insider Card". So when you go there you show them your "Dick's Insider" card. I laugh everytime I see that billboard.


Seriously?  I don't know if that is funny or really sad.  Hopefully they are in on the joke, and not sure why the snickering is going on behind their back. 



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 26, 2010 11:10 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

4. Khloe's friend Megan comes to her defense as yet another guy asks if she would like some Dickens Cider.




We have a chain of grocery stores here in southern Wisconsin called Dick's. And they have a discount card called the "Insider Card". So when you go there you show them your "Dick's Insider" card. I laugh everytime I see that billboard.  



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 26, 2010 11:07 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

#1 - River_Rat

The girls all agreed that the actual show was much easier than the auditions when they were asked to put their ankles behind their ears.

#2 - kmvenne

At first glance, this appears to be an ice sculpture, but it's actually a likeness of Barbaro, fittingly made entirely out of Elmer's Glue...

#3 - River_Rat

Kathy was pretty disappointed at the turnout of her speed dating session, just 6 desperate old men and a Melissa Etheridge fan.

#4 - D2Moo

Shuless Joe accidently wanders into the skank section of the Miami Arena and gets promptly chewed out and propositioned all at the same time.

#5 - Hoosier Mick

"Thanks for the advice but didn't you help Lebron make his decision?!?!"

Theme - D2Moo

Secret thoughts........

1.  (Girl on end of line)   Why do I have to be on the end holding this slutty B*****s sweaty shoe.  I'm the star.  Everyone should be holding my shoe.

2.  (Horse)  Whoa, look at the tail on that mare.  If I were free it would be her and me baby.  She does seem a bit stiff though.

3.  (Woman on steps)  I hate these PTA events.  And who did that woman have to sleep with to be President?  And why are we all standing here looking at her like she's someone special?  What a fake smile.  Why doesn't the nice young man next to me ask me out.  I could show him a thing or two.  I'll have to go n that Cougar and Cub dating website.  I really do hate these meetings.

4.  (Kid in lower corner)  I didn't hear that, I didn't hear her say that.  Yes I did.  Hopefully mom hasn't discovered those Penthose magazines hidden in my closet under all the games.  When is this game going to start?  Why is he saying the same things tp her dad says to someone on his cell phone when mom's not around?  Where's the concession stand?

5.  (Mascot)  Why do I always get stuck in the back of the picture behind the player?  The players come and go but I am forever.  Wow she has a nice butt and the cheerleder can get in as tight as she wants.  Now I'm excited for sure.  Guess there's some benefit to being in back.

December Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 19
2. kmvenne - 14
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 10
3. Mister Peabody - 10
4. D2Moo - 8
4. River_Rat - 8
5. Buuba J - 2
6. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
6. leedsutd - 1
6. WarpedMind - 1
6. Jellydonut - 1
6. bluenosecanuck - 1
6. Hoosier Mick - 1






Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 23, 2010 9:31 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

Secret thoughts........

1.  (Girl on end of line)   Why do I have to be on the end holding this slutty B*****s sweaty shoe.  I'm the star.  Everyone should be holding my shoe.

2.  (Horse)  Whoa, look at the tail on that mare.  If I were free it would be her and me baby.  She does seem a bit stiff though.

3.  (Woman on steps)  I hate these PTA events.  And who did that woman have to sleep with to be President?  And why are we all standing here looking at her like she's someone special?  What a fake smile.  Why doesn't the nice young man next to me ask me out.  I could show him a thing or two.  I'll have to go n that Cougar and Cub dating website.  I really do hate these meetings.

4.  (Kid in lower corner)  I didn't hear that, I didn't hear her say that.  Yes I did.  Hopefully mom hasn't discovered those Penthose magazines hidden in my closet under all the games.  When is this game going to start?  Why is he saying the same things tp her dad says to someone on his cell phone when mom's not around?  Where's the concession stand?

5.  (Mascot)  Why do I always get stuck in the back of the picture behind the player?  The players come and go but I am forever.  Wow she has a nice butt and the cheerleder can get in as tight as she wants.  Now I'm excited for sure.  Guess there's some benefit to being in back.




Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 23, 2010 8:38 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

1.  Yes sir, nothing expresses the true meaning of Christmas like Budweiser, sexy cheerleaders in Santa costumes, and Miami Heat basketball. 

2.  I've heard of horses being called old paint.  This however is the first picture I've ever seen where someone is painting an actual horse though.  Does that job pay well?

2.  This is why there are very few throughbred stables in Minnesota.  Sometimes you have to thaw out a horse that stayed outside in the sub zero temps and snow and froze up.

3.  Never go to a Starbucks with only one table.  Waiting in line to use it wastes half your day.

4.  Keeping up with the Kardashians?  I'm lucky to be able to keep up with the homeless dudes at the shelter.

4.  Shuless Joe accidently wanders into the skank section of the Miami Arena and gets promptly chewed out and propositioned all at the same time.

5.  New Heat wrist band and bear for Timmy.  Check that.  Autographed picture of Dwayne Wade, check that as well.  Group picture with Dwayne hitting on mom while the mascot plays grab ass with her, check it off the list too. 



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 23, 2010 3:37 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

I'm sure ktopp will take care of the scoring in the a.m., but I wanted to say Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone here in the caption crew. We'll get back in action on Monday, January 3. Time for me to start driving to New York...

Stay safe and warm!



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: December 22, 2010 10:00 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

#1.  Red rover! Red rover! Send Pheasant Pluck over!



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: December 22, 2010 9:57 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

#5  Is it time for the cheerleader to take my temperature, again?



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: December 22, 2010 8:11 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

1.  The Jingle Girls set the record for the world's longest Air Leg Guitar.

2.  Jared took Kid Rock's lyrics a little to personally by "painting the town red and painting his wife white" and unfortunately it led to a full investigation into some beastiality claims.

3.  The induction ceremony for the most recent Most Boring Person in the World award was, well, boring.

4.  "So you want to keep kicking my chair?  How about I get into your personal space??  Yeah and while I'm there I can get louder and Louder and LOUDER UNTIL YOU CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE JUST LIKE I DO AT HOME WITH MY BOYFRIEND!  YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!  I'M SUCH A PLEASANT PERSON THAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU CAN'T APPRECIATE HOW NICE I REALLY AM UNTIL I GET ALL UP IN YOUR FACE!  SO COME ON AND KEEP KICKING ME BECAUSE I CAN STAY UP IN YOUR FACE BEING PLEASANT ALL NIGHT, BUDDY!!!"

5.  The kids new t-shirt says "My mom got to hang out with Miami Heat players, cheerleaders, and the mascot.  All I got was this lousy disease."


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