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Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

Posted on: December 22, 2010 11:24 am
Edited on: December 22, 2010 11:55 am
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December Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 19
2. kmvenne - 13
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 10
3. Mister Peabody - 10
4. D2Moo - 6
4. River_Rat - 6
5. Buuba J - 2
6. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
6. leedsutd - 1
6. WarpedMind - 1
6. Jellydonut - 1
6. bluenosecanuck - 1

JOE POINTS - 3

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL -Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

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Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: December 22, 2010 8:03 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

1. The girls all agreed that the actual show was much easier than the auditions when they were asked to put their ankles behind their ears.

2. Seabiscuit is stunned at the sight very few have seen, the Virgin Mare-y.

3. Kathy was pretty disappointed at the turnout of her speed dating session, just 6 desperate old men and a Melissa Etheridge fan.

4. Khloe's friend Megan comes to her defense as yet another guy asks if she would like some Dickens Cider.

5. Great, another visit from an athlete, and mom is all over him and 9 months later I'll have a new baby half brother.  First was Fred whos dad is Jeff Conine when he was with the Marlins, then Larry, after Ricky Williams visited, laments young Mark Marino.

Congrats on number 3 Buc.  Have a great Christmas photo caption folks and see you on 2011.




Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: December 22, 2010 8:00 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

#1  ...and that's how Rudolph got his tail light!

#4  Easy bucket.

#5  "You can't fool me! Santa isn't that fat.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 22, 2010 5:52 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

2) At first glance, this appears to be an ice sculpture, but it's actually a likeness of Barbaro, fittingly made entirely out of Elmer's Glue...



I almost went here at first, but thought it might be a little much and chose to take a stab at ktopp, instead.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 22, 2010 5:50 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

6 word captions (I never get a point for these, so congrats, Buc!)



Dunno, I had a hard time stringing them together today myself.  Thanks, champ.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 22, 2010 5:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

What Mixed Up Christmas Carol Comes To Mind?:

1) All I Want For Christmas Is You (And You And You And You And You...)

2) I'd Be Home For Christmas If Only I Had A Real Horse Pulling My Sleigh

3) (Oh There's) No Place Like Work For The Holidays 

4) We Three Drama Queens

5) I Saw Mommy Hugging D-Wade Claus

Merry Christmas my captioning friends and see you in 2011 (unless ktopp does some Christmas Joe in which case I hope I can hold on to my lead).  And special thanks to Joe and ktopp for running the best thing out there.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: December 22, 2010 5:38 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

6 word captions (I never get a point for these, so congrats, Buc!)

1) Thank goodness valtrex isn't very expensive...

2) (Horse:) Check her out! I'd mount that!

3) I vote for a larger table!

4) She's as talented as she's chaste

5) No Wade, that's not Mike Miller...



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: December 22, 2010 5:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

In honor of me needing a sweep, I'm gonna just rehash 5 of my 8 jokes. What? I do that every day? Well then, I'll continue to rehash 5 of my 8 jokes.

1) What's with the red panties? I thought the Christmas season was all about "bearing gifts"...

2) At first glance, this appears to be an ice sculpture, but it's actually a likeness of Barbaro, fittingly made entirely out of Elmer's Glue...

3) A lot of horny old men came to failed Republican California governor candidate Meg Whitman's town hall forum, hoping that there was a shred of truth to that w**** label her opponent put on her during the campaign. 
4) Khloe Kardashian bothers every strangely dressed long haired person she finds, hoping they are a shaman and can give her some more of that magic relevancy potion.

5) It may seem like Wade is doing some community service here, but he's actually scouting that orange basketball nosed abomination in the background in an effort to find someone who can play the center position for the Heat.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 22, 2010 5:08 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

4) Virgin America's sponsorship of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" makes about as much sense as BP sponsoring a showing of "An Inconvenient Truth."



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 22, 2010 5:02 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

4) Khloe's hat does little to hide her LeBronian sized ego.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 22, 2010 5:00 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

3) "Okay, who's bright idea was it to book the business luncheon at the place featured on last week's 'Kitchen Nightmares?'"


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