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Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

Posted on: December 22, 2010 11:24 am
Edited on: December 22, 2010 11:55 am
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December Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 19
2. kmvenne - 13
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 10
3. Mister Peabody - 10
4. D2Moo - 6
4. River_Rat - 6
5. Buuba J - 2
6. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
6. leedsutd - 1
6. WarpedMind - 1
6. Jellydonut - 1
6. bluenosecanuck - 1


Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL -Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.


Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 22, 2010 4:57 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

Sorry, Mick.  Nice to see you.  My number 1 is pretty close to yours, so I'll try again.

1) "Damnit, Dave!!!  I told you to book the Rockettes!!!!  Not the Rock-Heads!!!!!!!!!!"

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: December 22, 2010 4:54 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

1) "Damnit!!!!  CUT!!!!  Stacy, you're breaking formation.  Yes, I know you don't have anybody to hold up your leg.  Just imagine Lisa is doing it, okay."

2) First, there was the Venus De Milo.  Then there was Michelangelo's David.  Now, ktopp24 is proud to present, "Barbaro."

4) "Sooooooo, are you famous for no reason, too?"

5) It looks like Mom's wish is the one being granted here.

Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: December 22, 2010 4:39 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

1) I can't help but feel really sad for the unfortunate girl on the other end that was given nothing to hold.

2) Thoroughbreds that have just lost a race should never be allowed to witness a thoroughbred statue repair process. It can cause those stories they were told as foals on the farm about the glue factory to resurface!


2) Bob, the statue repairman, just can't consider a job finished unless he's gone over every little detail several times. Thoroughbred, "Bring It On" would just like to know where he can get some of that action. Unfortunately, he's unaware that he's being taken to the gelding barn!

3) Man in tie: "I know it's the Holiday Season and everything, and I don't mean to be a Grinch, but whoever made these reservations is probably going to get fired."

4) ...and the debate over who has the coolest animal-print thong rages on! Little Johnny (foreground) just hope Gramps doesn't get to his "I'll prove it!" level again.

5) "Hey, thanks for visiting! But I guess Mom didn't tell you about my phobia of people in large fuzzy costumes... mascotaphobia!"


5) "Thanks for visiting! And thank you very much for brining the cheerleader! How did you know it was time for my sponge bath?"


5) "Thanks for the advice but didn't you help Lebron make his decision?!?!"

Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: December 22, 2010 12:09 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

1) What a generous owner, to fill the Christmas party buffet with thighs and breasts. My cheap boss only had drumsticks and wings.

2) And here I thought that The White Stallion was just a really bad porno name.

3) These random Abe Vigoda sightings are to this generation what the Energizer Bunny was to the previous one. He just keeps going, and going....

4) Don't have such an attitude. Even people with no fashion sense what-so-ever have no idea how you're famous.

5) "Every kid needs a father.... for about an hour, if you wanna stop by my hotel room after visiting hours are over." Dwayne is like the "Family-friendly Wilt Chamberlain!"

I hope everyone has a fun, happy and Merry Christmas. Safe travels to anyone leaving town for the holidays. See you all in 2011.

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 22, 2010 11:53 am

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

3. Tonight on SyFy... Terror strikes a small shipping company after a somewhat boisterous Christmas party awakens an ancient alien monster that's been lying dormant under the building's foundation. From the director of Mega Shark and the effects creators of Spider Ninjas comes STEEL COBRA! 8 p.m. eastern, 9 p.m. central.

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 22, 2010 11:52 am
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Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 22, 2010 11:40 am

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

5. Billy didn't really expect this 'Make a Wish Club' to come through, but when the second cheerleader dragged in a kiddy pool and four economy-size cans of pudding, he started to wonder how much more he could get out of his broken leg.

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 22, 2010 11:27 am

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's Sexy Helpers

This is it... The last captioning day of the year! Gator looks to have the crown wrapped up, but kmvenne can push to tie if he can sweep the points. I know... it's never been done, but we are talking about the all-time champ. Laughing

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