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Photo Caption Challenge: Painting the Town

Posted on: January 4, 2011 10:40 am
 
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January Scoreboard

1. BuccinGator - 2
2. theriverrock - 1
2. River_Rat - 1
2. skinsinsk - 1
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BuccinGator (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
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Since: Dec 4, 2008
Posted on: January 6, 2011 1:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Painting the Town

#1:  --MILWAUKEE, WI:  After the senseless beating of one of the racers during the 7th inning "Sausage Race" at Miller Park, the Brewers Organization teams up with Dutchboy.......



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 5, 2011 11:29 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Painting the Town


Mister Peabody
1.  The invasion of the Super Intelligent Mutant Paint Cans from Outer Space went as planned until the Planetary Defense Unit broke out the Super Intelligent Mutant Paint Thinner.

Mister Peabody
2.  Chinese NASCAR hasn't quite captured the American mainstream yet.

theriverrock
3) "Whoa, wait just a second there, Soon-Yi.  You told me we were hired as
extras for Avatar 2.  Screw this crap, I'm goin' and gettin' me a Fatburger."

bluenosecanuck
#4.  Do you want to protest something, but don't have many friends?  Well now you can get the crowds you always wanted by renting from Insta-mob lifelike people.  Order today!  Only $19.99 a day*  *pants not included

cubufffan1
#5
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box


Buuba J
What do you get when....

1. You cross the Duch Boy with Andy Rooney?
2. Gas reaches $10.00 a gallon?
3. You have body moles that resemble continents?
4. You need a shield for the rubber bullets that are sure to be fired?
5. When cross Elton John and Papa Smurf?

January Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 2
1. Mister Peabody -2
1. theriverrock - 2
2. River_Rat - 1
2. skinsinsk - 1
2. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
2. bluenosecanuck - 1
2. cubuffan1 - 1
2. Buuba J - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BuccinGator (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 5, 2011 10:17 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Painting the Town

Scores in a few... Fell asleep last night. :)



Since: Dec 16, 2009
Posted on: January 5, 2011 9:29 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Painting the Town

Sneaking one more in before the buzzer.

3) You guy thik that your girlfriends and wives talk too much? Mine talks 'til she's blue in the face, neck, chest, stomach, arms, legs, etc.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 5, 2011 1:55 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Painting the Town

I forgot we started back up. Why does that not surprise me?

1) The only thing I want to "Ask Sherman Williams" after seeing this is to pay for my upcoming psychiatrist bills.

2) Spending your winter ski vacation 2 at a time, still sitting in your work chairs, helps China continue to dwarf the US when it comes to manufacturing power.

3) I would Na'vi sleep with either of these two, for the record.

4) Like many North American bands that lost their 1st world luster, the Crash Test Dummies have found a huge following in former Eastern Bloc states.

5) Joe utterly won this caption with the Liberache/box caption. Pure brilliance. I defer...





Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 4, 2011 5:57 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Painting the Town

5) Joe secretly obtains this photo of the Mardi gras parade in his favorite city of San Francisco.  Thankfully, he cropped out the people trying to get beads.

At least nobody can accuse me of trying to curry favor with the judge, although he has given me a point for a SF blast before.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 4, 2011 5:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Painting the Town

P.S., sorry I stepped on your toes for number 5, Joe, but I had nowhere else to go with it.  Consider it an elaboration.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 4, 2011 5:47 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Painting the Town

I Wonder If ...:

1) ... the undercoat matches the primer on the blonde in the middle.

2) ... hell has indeed frozen over.

3) ... going vegetarian has a secret meaning to the gal on the left.

4) ... they read the book, "Protesting For Dummies."

5) ... ktopp will pull off the hattrick today so I'll have something new for 2011 to harass him about.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 4, 2011 5:38 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Painting the Town

1) They're just all protesting the $150 monthly parking fee at the garage behind them and hire Bald Knob, AK street artist Shelly Sue Smith to subtlely change it to $50.

2) Tonight on "World's Dumbest: Ideas Inspired By Movies" see what happens when Xi Zedong thinks he can be Carl Fredricksen at the Yunloon Chairskiing Festival.

3) And on the BACK of the signs for after the sun goes down, "Screw the planet, Ride The World," or in Ming Li's case "螺丝地Ĩ
99;,骑世界
."

4) Leave it to the dummies to be on the wrong side of the police barricade.

5) Tonight on LOGO, "Liberace, The Hurdy Gurdy Years."



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: January 4, 2011 5:28 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Painting the Town

Simple, yet funny.  Nicely done, riverrock.

Well, I'm nothing if not simple, Gator.
Laughing


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