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Photo Caption Challenge: My worst nightmares

Posted on: January 6, 2011 10:42 am
 
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January Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 3
1. Mister Peabody -3
1. theriverrock - 3
2. kmvenne - 2
3. River_Rat - 1
3. skinsinsk - 1
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
3. bluenosecanuck - 1
3. cubuffan1 - 1
3. Buuba J - 1
3. dlowbass - 1

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
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Since: Dec 4, 2008
Posted on: January 10, 2011 2:21 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: My worst nightmares

Damn. Thought I'd at least get a point for that one....ha



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 7, 2011 2:07 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: My worst nightmares

Wow... Number 4 was pretty tough to call. Peabody and Kmvenne get honorable mentions.
kmvenne
1) No, you idiots, Smurfs are "3 apples high", not "3 guys high on weed they smoked out of a hollowed out apple".

cubufffan1
2  The neighbors surrounding Neverland Ranch were pleasantly surprised when the new owner turned out to be much more normal than the last owner.

River_Rat
3. The auditions for the part of the Big Bad Wolf were lined up around the block.  Who wouldn't want to look in her eyes and say, "The Better to Eat You With".

theriverrock
4) Brahva Beer, in a decidedly unorthodox response to Dos Equis' wildly successful ad campaign, yesterday presented Jesus Quintana, Jr. with a trophy recognizing him as "the least interesting man in the world."  His catchphrase?  "I don't always drink beer...oh who am I kidding?  I constantly drink beer!  And when I do...hey, why not Brahva?"

cubufffan1
#5 You see I paint the peecture of the opposing team on da car. Then ween I heet them, all I do ees draw an equis thru dare peecture.


BuccinGator
Time For Another Edition Of BuccinLimericks:

1) There once were three smurf with the face of a weevil
    Whose moral compasses were in total upheaval
    "Aw, smurfit to hell!"
    They were made by Gargamel
    And wound up being totally evil

2) There once was a man whose thing
    Was to be the next "Karaoke King"
    But at a metal concert while loaded
    His eardrums exploded
    And can no longer hear what he sings

3) There once was a Japanese cartoon
    That went by the name "Sailor Moon"
    It led to a whole day
    Devoted to celebrate anime
    Where fans turned out in droves as buffoons

4) There once was a man of complacement
    Content to live in his mother's basement
    With no job he would blog
    Just a fat bump on a log
    And show off his Caption Challenge "December's Highest Placement"

5) There once was a man so obsessed
    Everything F.C.B. he possessed
    From a painted up car
    To a wallpapered bar
    Hell, he went so far as to get his dog dressed


January Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 4
1. theriverrock - 4
2. Mister Peabody - 3
2. kmvenne - 3
2. cubuffan1 - 3
3. River_Rat - 2
4. skinsinsk - 1
4. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
4. bluenosecanuck - 1
4. Buuba J - 1
4. dlowbass - 1



Since: Jan 8, 2010
Posted on: January 6, 2011 5:23 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: My worst nightmares

#4:  Look, I traded my wife for this! Tongue out



Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: January 6, 2011 5:12 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: My worst nightmares

#5 You see I paint the peecture of the opposing team on da car. Then ween I heet them, all I do ees draw an equis thru dare peecture.



Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: January 6, 2011 5:07 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: My worst nightmares

#2  The neighbors surrounding Neverland Ranch were pleasantly surprised when the new owner turned out to be much more normal than the last owner.



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: January 6, 2011 4:13 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: My worst nightmares

5) Wait a second, wait a second...I thought that the sterotype was that they drive around with 11 people IN the car, not on it.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 6, 2011 3:48 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: My worst nightmares

Time For Another Edition Of BuccinLimericks:

1) There once were three smurf with the face of a weevil
    Whose moral compasses were in total upheaval
    "Aw, smurfit to hell!"
    They were made by Gargamel
    And wound up being totally evil

2) There once was a man whose thing
    Was to be the next "Karaoke King"
    But at a metal concert while loaded
    His eardrums exploded
    And can no longer hear what he sings

3) There once was a Japanese cartoon
    That went by the name "Sailor Moon"
    It led to a whole day
    Devoted to celebrate anime
    Where fans turned out in droves as buffoons

4) There once was a man of complacement
    Content to live in his mother's basement
    With no job he would blog
    Just a fat bump on a log
    And show off his Caption Challenge "December's Highest Placement"

5) There once was a man so obsessed
    Everything F.C.B. he possessed
    From a painted up car
    To a wallpapered bar
    Hell, he went so far as to get his dog dressed



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: January 6, 2011 3:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: My worst nightmares

1.  In an effort to score more chicks, Larry & friends painted themselves blue in an effort to look like they'd been at the Chicago Bears game shirtless since 9 a.m. when in reality they snuck in halfway through the 4th quarter.

2.  Prince Charles breaks out the fancy earmuffs for the holiday celebrations.

3.  Wow, and I thought I had to shave my back!

4.  The World's Greatest Fantasy Football Player accepts his trophy from his mom's basement.

5.  The hubcaps were only blue and red until the dog got there.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 6, 2011 3:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: My worst nightmares

Joe, you should know by now not too many things slip my memory when it comes to the caption challenge.  I'm just surprised kmvenne remembered he has the winning caption, and what it was.

I keep telling you guys I only have 7 jokes that I rehash constantly. It's not hard to remember what I would have done with a picture the first time.

Nah, honestly I remembered that picture's soulmate too, probably cause that chick is really hot. I didn't remember when it was, but I did remember my caption.

1) No, you idiots, Smurfs are "3 apples high", not "3 guys high on weed they smoked out of a hollowed out apple".

2) The King Regifter takes his backhanded compliment of a title too far after the Holidays, even painting his nose a wood color so he can pretend it grows when he says "Noooooo, I got this gift just for you!!!!!"

3) The quality of Korean bootlegged films is getting more and more sketchy. This is actually a fan convention for what the Koreans think was the movie Inception.

4) Alberto shows off his "Humantarian of the Year" award after he raised tens of thousands of dollars during his "Lounge around and watch HBO for Haiti" charity event, a cause he dedicated the entirity of 2010 towards.

5) True to it's design roots, this minivan flops around at every red light, acting like the engine is shot, and not moving until someone gets out and showers it with the magic spray.



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: January 6, 2011 2:57 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: My worst nightmares

4) Brahva Beer, in a decidedly unorthodox response to Dos Equis' wildly successful ad campaign, yesterday presented Jesus Quintana, Jr. with a trophy recognizing him as "the least interesting man in the world."  His catchphrase?  "I don't always drink beer...oh who am I kidding?  I constantly drink beer!  And when I do...hey, why not Brahva?" 


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