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Photo Caption Challenge: Hot girls stretching

Posted on: January 11, 2011 10:53 am
 
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January Scoreboard
1. theriverrock - 6
2. BuccinGator - 5
3. Mister Peabody - 4
3. River_Rat - 4
4. kmvenne - 3
4. cubuffan1 - 3
5. skinsinsk - 1
5. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
5. bluenosecanuck - 1
5. Buuba J - 1
5. dlowbass - 1

JOE POINTS - 1

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 11, 2011 11:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Hot girls stretching

River_Rat. just missed on No. 1. Loved the teapot caption. Laughing
kmvenne
1) It's a tie between what was more depressing, the fact this was what happened when Simon Said to touch your toes, or that each girl was told to write the largest number they know on a sign and put it on their shorts..

theriverrock
2) We now join The Price is right already in progress...
BOB BARKER: Rod, what's the first item up for bid?
PRICE IS RIGHT ANNOUNCER: Bob, it's Cam Newton!  This former Florida Gator set the junior college ranks on fire a season ago, leading Blinn College to the junior college national championship.  Highly versatile, Newton can beat you with either his arm or his legs.  A former backup to Gator great Tim Tebow, this top notch quarterback is ready to take center stage for YOUR team this season...but only if the Price is Right.  Bob!
BOB BARKER: You're up first, Mississippi State.
Mississippi State looks over at a grinning Cecil Newton, who's in the studio audience.
MISSISSIPPI STATE: (sighs) Okay, we bid a hundred eighty thousand dollars, Bob.
BOB BARKER: Auburn?
AUBURN: (smiling) A hundred and eighty thousand...and one.
MISSISSIPPI STATE: Oh come on!!
AND SCENE!

Buuba J
3) Alas the Morton Salt Girl retires to Salt Lake City and prefers the desert to the City life.

BuccinGator
4) Drew Brees sneaks out of Qwest Field after Saturday's game to avoid the media.

River_Rat
5. Oregon fan Donald, tried to get into Cam Newton's head.  Seems Donald made a bet on the game and stood a chance to lose a couple of "bills".



BuccinGator
The Wisdom Of Shuless Joe, Passed On To His Captioning Faithful:

1) When asked by BuccinGator about his shot with ANY of these girls, Joe replied, "Hmmm, now that's a stretch."

2) When asked by kmvenne where his reward was for being the Caption Challenge's all-time champ, Joe replied, "The check's in the mail."

3) When asked by ktopp24 for his most sage advice on caption judging, Joe replied, "The man who always carries an umbrella does not get crapped on by birds."

4) When asked by theriverrock as to the best way to get on YouTube, Joe replied, "Don a lucha libre mask and the streak Qwest Field with body paint pointing to the 'Twelfth Man.'"

5) And finally, when asked by River_Rat as to how to stop kmvenne's typical late month runs in the Caption Challenge standings, Joe just started speaking in tongues and making strange hand gestures.



January Scoreboard
1. theriverrock - 7
1. BuccinGator - 7
2. River_Rat - 5
3. Mister Peabody - 4
3. kmvenne - 4
4. cubuffan1 - 3
5. Buuba J - 2
6. skinsinsk - 1
6. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
6. bluenosecanuck - 1
6. dlowbass - 1
Joe Points - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BuccinGator (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi



Since: Dec 1, 2008
Posted on: January 11, 2011 7:09 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Hot girls stretching

1:  Applicants for the new opening as one of Hugh Hefner's 'personal assistants' were asked to select from a list of 'adult acts' they would be willing to perform with an 84 year old man.  Their answers were tallied and displayed to speed up the selection process.

2:  The guy spent all that time working on the sign and getting on TV, yet at just that moment the fan to his far right rips off a 4 second bean burrito fart.

3:  Phoenix Coyote PR spokewoman Debra Williams demonstrates how it is a short walk to Jobing area from downtown.

4:  The Good:  Seattle fans are wearing their team's colors again.
The Bad:  On their masks of shame.
The Ugly:  Most of them have received job offers from the Mexican wrestling league.

5:  Gabe Simmons, normally LSU's mascot and last minute replacement, once again forgets he is not a tiger.



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: January 11, 2011 6:43 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Hot girls stretching

1) Tonight!  On ESPN 8...The Ocho!  Day 3 coverage of the 10th Annual Stripper-lympics!  After last night's arousing short program, can Fantasia hold off Bambi in tonight's free dance portion of the Table Dance competition!  Tune into The Ocho to find out! 

Also!  Watch as World record holder Porsche shows off the technique that got her two third's of the way through college!  Pepper Brooks calls the action in tonight's highly anticipated stripper pole climbling competition!  Only on ESPN 8...The Ocho!  



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: January 11, 2011 5:39 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Hot girls stretching

3) It quickly became apparent that the Discovery Channel's spinoff series, "Woman vs. Wild," was a bad idea.  Within 5 minutes of filming, the show's star complained "oh my God, it is SO hot."  Then, when producers suggested to her that she eat a lizard, her response was "ewwwwwwwwww."




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 11, 2011 5:09 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Hot girls stretching

1) It's a tie between what was more depressing, the fact this was what happened when Simon Said to touch your toes, or that each girl was told to write the largest number they know on a sign and put it on their shorts...

2) Mississippi State still thinks it's unfair that they were never given the chance to bid $180.002.

3) Mother always said to be prepared to everything, but a umbrella in a desert may be taking things a bit too literally.

4) Wearing a luche libre mask to a Seahawks home playoff game is crazy? Hey, it's not like the very existance of a Seahawks home playoff game isn't crazy to start with.

5) Oregon's Duck Mascot serioulsy regrets bringing his laptop to the National Title Game, and now has to beg off the Cam-burgler from "borrowing" it.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: January 11, 2011 4:12 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Hot girls stretching

1.  Auditioners for a Lady Speed Stick commercial get ready for underarm stubble inspection.



Since: Mar 16, 2009
Posted on: January 11, 2011 4:11 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Hot girls stretching

No. 1 is easy.  That's Bsquared's house. 

Hi girls!  Daddy will be home soon.Kiss  Kristin please draw the bath for me it's been a trying day at work. Wink

Becky!! Scotch!! neat!!!



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: January 11, 2011 4:06 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Hot girls stretching

1.  At a gathering of the Female Republicans for Sarah Palin group, it's easy to see they lean a little to the right.



Since: Aug 26, 2010
Posted on: January 11, 2011 3:33 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Hot girls stretching

1) New York Jets Cheerleaders do their stretch routine prior to warming up quarterback Brett Favre.

1) Tryouts for the new ballet "Swans in Bikinis" were held in New York's Madison Square Gardens.

2) Religious Leader R. U. Kiddin, holds up the donation made to the church by Auburns MVP supporter.

3) Alas the Morton Salt Girl retires to Salt Lake City and prefers the desert to the City life.

4) Pro Wrestler "Seattle Blue" waits for the center to open before his big match with Bourbon Street Bob

5) Oregon Mascot tries to convince Cam he's Donald Duck in an attempt to distract from make a touchdown.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 11, 2011 2:58 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Hot girls stretching

2) We now join The Price is right already in progress... 

BOB BARKER: Rod, what's the first item up for bid?

PRICE IS RIGHT ANNOUNCER: Bob, it's Cam Newton!  This former Florida Gator set the junior college ranks on fire a season ago, leading Blinn College to the junior college national championship.  Highly versatile, Newton can beat you with either his arm or his legs.  A former backup to Gator great Tim Tebow, this top notch quarterback is ready to take center stage for YOUR team this season...but only if the Price is Right.  Bob!

BOB BARKER: You're up first, Mississippi State.

Mississippi State looks over at a grinning Cecil Newton, who's in the studio audience.

MISSISSIPPI STATE: (sighs) Okay, we bid a hundred eighty thousand dollars, Bob.

BOB BARKER: Auburn?

AUBURN: (smiling) A hundred and eighty thousand...and one.

MISSISSIPPI STATE: Oh come on!!

AND SCENE!
 


Ding ding ding.  That sound means one of you gets a $500 bonus for getting the big exactly right.  And it goes to the one of you who bid...Nicely done, riverrock.



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