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Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

Posted on: January 12, 2011 10:54 am
 
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January Scoreboard
1. theriverrock - 7
1. BuccinGator - 7
2. River_Rat - 5
3. Mister Peabody - 4
3. kmvenne - 4
4. cubuffan1 - 3
5. Buuba J - 2
6. skinsinsk - 1
6. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
6. bluenosecanuck - 1
6. dlowbass - 1
Joe Points - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BuccinGator (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 13, 2011 10:33 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

#1 - kmvenne

Steven Tyler was not amused by this impression of him on the last episode of American Idol.

#2 - theriverrock

A foursome?  Swallows?  Balls?  Is this a golf course or Tiger Woods' hotel room afterwards?

#3 - Buuba J

Perdro is hypnotized by the National Geographic movie a "Zebra's Life". It documents the trails and tribulation of a zebra named Waldo who lives in a Walmart store and sets off all the bar code scanners, nightly.

#4 - kmvenne

Uninterested in the cheerleaders, Will's Anchorman only longs to spend Talladega Nights with the hottest girl in the Staples Center, Luke Walton.

#5 - River_Rat

"Pat" wasn't very good at tennis, but (s)he was ranked second on the tour in size of package in the panties, with a ways to go to catch Venus, but did narrowly edge out Serena. 

Theme - BuccinGator

Failed Advertising Campaigns:

1) Tonight, on NBC, witness the latest show from producer Simon Cowell, "America's Got Talent At The Most Ridiculous Things."  Singers, jugglers, dancers, and any other performance art considered to be "normal" need not apply.

2) Hi, Randy Johnson here for Randy's Driving Range.  Ever see that famous moment where my 95 MPH fastball makes a bird explode?  Well, I'll pay $10,000 to anyone who can repeat the feat with a golfball and a driver.  "But Randy, what about PETA?" you might ask.  Well, if they want to get into a snowball fight with me, it'll be a bad idea.

3) Hi, George Zimmer here, founder of The Men's Warehouse.  I recently received a letter from 8 year old Crystal Steratore who writes, "Mr. Zimmer.  I love the commercials where you make kid's daddies look great for their job interviews.  My daddy, Gene, wears a Zebra Suit to work.  Anything you can do for him?"  Well, Crystal, yes there is, because I'm here to announce the grand opening of the new The Zerba's Warehouse.  At The Zebra's Warehouse, you're going to like the way you look throwing that flag or blowing that foul.  I guarantee it.

4) Hello city of Los Angeles, Donald Sterling here.  Ever want to attend a game at Staples Center to hob nob with celebrities but just couldn't get or afford the tickets?  Well, why not buy one to a Clippers game instead and you can hang out with the likes of Weird Al Yankovich, Lindsay Lohan, and Carrottop.  Heck, you can probably even get the seat right next to me and hear me heckle my own players during the game.  Call the Staples Center Boxoffice and buy yours today!!!

5) Find the ATP season too long and too boring, lacking the flambouyant characters like an Andre Agassi or a John McEnroe used to bring?  Well, Hyundai is pleased to announce its own tennis tour that is open to absolutely anyone and everyone.  That's right, in today's culture of gender equality and steroid use, why fight it and not just embrace it instead?  Look for our first event, The San Francisco Open, on tape delay at 2:00 am EST on Versus!
January Scoreboard
1. theriverrock - 8
1. BuccinGator - 8
2. River_Rat - 6
2. kmvenne - 6
3. Mister Peabody - 4
4. cubuffan1 - 3
4. Buuba J - 3
5. skinsinsk - 1
5. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
5. bluenosecanuck - 1
5. dlowbass - 1

JOE POINTS - 1



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: January 13, 2011 7:46 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

Better late than never.

1. No Larry, we said you suck.....

2. (I conceed this to riverrock  A foursome?  Swallows?  Balls?  Is this a golf course or Tiger Woods' hotel room afterwards?   had me ROFL)

3. Peter Benchley's son Ben, tried to follow in his famous father's footsteps, by writing his own "Jaws".  But it wasn't to be for two reasons, first-- a hungry pride of Lion's can solve your savage zebra problem too quickly for a feature length film, and second -- the title "Stripes" was already in use.

4. With the Laker girls wiggling in front of him, Will has to concentrate hard on his "Step Brother" and "The Other Guys" to keep his little "Anchorman" at bay, or it could go off quicker than "Ricky Bobby" on a warm "Talladega Night(s)".

5. "Pat" wasn't very good at tennis, but (s)he was ranked second on the tour in size of package in the panties, with a ways to go to catch Venus, but did narrowly edge out Serena. 




Since: Dec 1, 2008
Posted on: January 13, 2011 7:32 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

1:  Is it really any surprise that a big-mouthed moron has Wrangler as a sponsor?



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 12, 2011 11:24 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

2. "OK, Steve... I know you're a huge Happy Gilmore fan, but the whole Ritz-crackers-for-ball-markers thing has got to stop."



Since: Aug 18, 2006
Posted on: January 12, 2011 7:43 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

1) After years of speculation we finally see evidence of what happens when you cross-breed Carrot-Top with Vince Shlomi. Anyone spot a bruised hooker in the background?



Since: Aug 18, 2006
Posted on: January 12, 2011 6:27 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

1) Just apply a dab of Oxyclean to the gums, dry thoroughly with 
a leaf blower for 30 seconds and BANG! No more herpes!





Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: January 12, 2011 5:03 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

1) In an attempt to disprove critics who dismiss his "sport" as being merely a gimmick, competitive eating champion Joey Chestnut allows reporters to witness his intensive training techniques as he prepares for next weekend's World Series of Kielbasa.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 12, 2011 4:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

#1 - When Adam Lambert comes to their town, all the male hookers immediatly start their training regime by taking leaf blowers and stretching out their cheeks.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 12, 2011 4:38 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

And the Number 1 WORST jobs in America or Anywhere else for that matter:

I was hoping for "crack whore trainee"



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: January 12, 2011 4:21 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

5) Still shaken, years later, by a steroid scandal that rocked a nation, athletes from the former East Germany are finally starting make their mark again in the world of sports.


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