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Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

Posted on: January 12, 2011 10:54 am
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January Scoreboard
1. theriverrock - 7
1. BuccinGator - 7
2. River_Rat - 5
3. Mister Peabody - 4
3. kmvenne - 4
4. cubuffan1 - 3
5. Buuba J - 2
6. skinsinsk - 1
6. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
6. bluenosecanuck - 1
6. dlowbass - 1
Joe Points - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BuccinGator (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: January 12, 2011 4:16 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

4) "They may have back-to-back NBA titles, sure, but did they win the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl?  I think not." 

Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: January 12, 2011 4:11 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

2) A foursome?  Swallows?  Balls?  Is this a golf course or Tiger Woods' hotel room afterwards?

Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: January 12, 2011 3:57 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

Self Denial

1.  Denying the fact that he knows what a bl*w j*b is.

2.  Denying the fact that golfing on a nature preserve is illegal.

3.  Denying the fact that 40 ft tall referees still can't see him cheating.

4.  Denying his desire to be a woman.

5.  Denying his desire to be a woman to the Nth degree.

Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: January 12, 2011 3:53 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

1.  The only possible way to do an accurate Dizzy Gillespie impersonation.

2.  When Chuck Norris golfs, he doesn't score birdies, he scores flocks.

3.  Jerry Jones realizes his stadium scoreboard is too big and employs the "stripes makes you look thinner" notion to make it look smaller.

4.  Will contemplates how much it would be for breast implants so that he too could have CBS caption posters stare at his boobs.

5.  The logo on the back of his skirt says "be grateful.  my other tennis outfit is a thong."

Since: Aug 26, 2010
Posted on: January 12, 2011 3:16 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

The Five WORST jobs in America or Anywhere else for that matter:

Number 5: Billy Jean King Impersonator...

Number 4: Phil Jackson's personal whipping boy...

Number 3: Administering Eye test at Angola school for the blind...

Number 2: Playing golf at a bird sanctuary...

And the Number 1 WORST jobs in America or Anywhere else for that matter:

Testing Homelite Leaf Blowers using the inflating cheek method!


Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 12, 2011 2:34 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

1) Steven Tyler was not amused by this impression of him on the last episode of American Idol.

2) Dick Cheney set a new PGA record after scoring an impressive 23 birdies in one round of golf, using nothing but his Shootey Iron.

3) Telling your friend that that thing on the wall is one of those Magic Eye things, then coming back 5 minutes later, joining him for 5 seconds, then saying "It's a sailboat!" NEVER gets old.

4) Uninterested in the cheerleaders, Will's Anchorman only longs to spend Talladega Nights with the hottest girl in the Staples Center, Luke Walton.

5) What's funny about this picture? This is how I assume tennis is always played...

Since: Dec 1, 2008
Posted on: January 12, 2011 2:24 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

Signs that you have failed at:

#1:  Getting a blow job

#2:  Finding the small white thing falling from the sky

#3:  Camouflage

#4:  Watching the action at the game

#5:  Correctly identifying your own gender

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 12, 2011 2:12 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

oh strange yet funny one.

Blast!  The Grammar Gremlin got me again!

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 12, 2011 2:11 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

Cool, a Warpy sighting.  Happy 2011, or strange yet funny one.

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 12, 2011 2:09 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Blow hard!

Failed Advertising Campaigns:

1) Tonight, on NBC, witness the latest show from producer Simon Cowell, "America's Got Talent At The Most Ridiculous Things."  Singers, jugglers, dancers, and any other performance art considered to be "normal" need not apply.

2) Hi, Randy Johnson here for Randy's Driving Range.  Ever see that famous moment where my 95 MPH fastball makes a bird explode?  Well, I'll pay $10,000 to anyone who can repeat the feat with a golfball and a driver.  "But Randy, what about PETA?" you might ask.  Well, if they want to get into a snowball fight with me, it'll be a bad idea.

3) Hi, George Zimmer here, founder of The Men's Warehouse.  I recently received a letter from 8 year old Crystal Steratore who writes, "Mr. Zimmer.  I love the commercials where you make kid's daddies look great for their job interviews.  My daddy, Gene, wears a Zebra Suit to work.  Anything you can do for him?"  Well, Crystal, yes there is, because I'm here to announce the grand opening of the new The Zerba's Warehouse.  At The Zebra's Warehouse, you're going to like the way you look throwing that flag or blowing that foul.  I guarantee it.

4) Hello city of Los Angeles, Donald Sterling here.  Ever want to attend a game at Staples Center to hob nob with celebrities but just couldn't get or afford the tickets?  Well, why not buy one to a Clippers game instead and you can hang out with the likes of Weird Al Yankovich, Lindsay Lohan, and Carrottop.  Heck, you can probably even get the seat right next to me and hear me heckle my own players during the game.  Call the Staples Center Boxoffice and buy yours today!!!

5) Find the ATP season too long and too boring, lacking the flambouyant characters like an Andre Agassi or a John McEnroe used to bring?  Well, Hyundai is pleased to announce its own tennis tour that is open to absolutely anyone and everyone.  That's right, in today's culture of gender equality and steroid use, why fight it and not just embrace it instead?  Look for our first event, The San Francisco Open, on tape delay at 2:00 am EST on Versus!

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