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Photo Caption Challenge: Michigan Man

Posted on: January 13, 2011 10:57 am
 
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How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
Comments

Since: Jul 24, 2007
Posted on: January 13, 2011 5:23 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Michigan Man

1) So can we keep that "You Raise Me Up" thing Rich Rod started cause that was way cool.



Since: Jul 24, 2007
Posted on: January 13, 2011 5:22 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Michigan Man

2) In other tragic news Keisha suffers an unfortunate go go injury when she becomes impailed on the handrail.



Since: Jul 24, 2007
Posted on: January 13, 2011 5:20 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Michigan Man

1) You better put this on because if you guys are going to try and beat Nebraska, or State, or well pretty much anybody you are going to have to make some tackles.  I mean it's not like your defense knows how to do that.



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: January 13, 2011 5:01 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Michigan Man

2)

GIRL IN BLUE JACKET: "Oh.  My.  God.  Look at her butt, honey.  She looks like one of them rap guys girlfriends.  I mean...look at it."

GUY IN RED JACKET: "Oh, believe me, I am."



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 13, 2011 2:39 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Michigan Man

The Brady Meal Ticket Theme Song:

2) Here's the story of a lovely lady
    Who would please the crowds by dancing on a pole
    But due to a recent change of venue
    Her aparatus was now horizontal

1) Here's the story of a man named Brady
    Who was busy with 85 boys of his own
3) To whom which he would have to be a leader
    Even if their play would make him moan

4) Till the one day when the lady met this fellow
    And they knew that it was much more than a deal
5) Throw in a few million and a private vehicle
    And that's how you got the Brady Meal Ticket

    The Brady Meal Ticket
    The Brady Meal Ticket
    All of these things together are The Brady Meal Ticket



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: January 13, 2011 1:49 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Michigan Man

1. "And I promise that I will help increase Michigan's unemployment numbers in about one year."

2. Lisa was a very enthusiastic fan, however she only knew how to cheer and dance from the pole position.

3. The "Dummies" Book series produces their first "Dummies Video": Ventriloquism for Dummies.

5. B-A-N-A-N-A-S!



Since: Aug 26, 2010
Posted on: January 13, 2011 1:20 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Michigan Man

I forgot Number 1

1. Hoke accepts the coaches job at Michigan deciding he couldn't make anymore pathetic than they were under Rodriguez!



Since: Aug 26, 2010
Posted on: January 13, 2011 1:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Michigan Man

1. Hoke's dream finally came true,

2. LaQuisha's swithch from pole dancing to cheerleading wasn't an easy transition. Though she learned the routines she couldn't completely hid her past. 

3. Coach Thompson leads the team in pre-game calisthenics by demonstrating the Hokey Pokey as the team wonders if "That's what's it's all about".

4. Veteran, Fred Donner, decides to accept the three point Shoot Out in a pre-game exhibiton. Only trouble was Fred took theme literally and drew his 9mm and deflated all the balls in rapid succession.

5. Brett FaVre decides to try a new sport of Motorcross Banana Swallowing. He now has empathy for the female reporters he harassed.



Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: January 13, 2011 1:03 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Michigan Man

1.  "We'd better put helmets on just to be safe.  Either that's a meth lab over there, or the Favres are really happy to see us."

2.  This Eat Healthy campaign just might work; it's almost lunch time here, and I have a sudden craving for fruits and vegetables: especially strawberries and Kiwi fruit.

3.  "Sorry, man.  When ya gotta go, ya gotta go."

4.  "A three.  You just got the lowest score in the history of the slam dunk contest.  Can you tell the viewers how you feel?"

5.  A banana in the mouth and Lord knows what in his cheek... and yet, we're all dying to know what's in the fanny pack.




Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: January 13, 2011 12:19 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Michigan Man

1) In a decidedly uncomfortable moment, as new Michigan head football coach Brady Hoke walked to the podium to meet with members of the local media, alumni in attendance sang a new variation of the school's fight song.

"You weren't our first choice Bra-dy!
Miles was the real Slim Sha-dy!
You were our sec-ond choice,
So we'll just live with thaaaaat!

Too bad that Miles re-jected!
We're fee-ling quite de-jected!
You were our sec-ond choice,
Our first choice heeeee stood pat!"


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