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Photo Caption Challenge: Brady vs. Sanchez

Posted on: January 18, 2011 10:27 am
 
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January Scoreboard
1. theriverrock - 11
2. BuccinGator - 9
3. kmvenne - 7
4. River_Rat - 6
5. Mister Peabody - 4
6. cubuffan1 - 3
6. Buuba J - 3
7. skinsinsk - 1
7. WarpedMind - 1
7. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
7. bluenosecanuck - 1
7. dlowbass - 1

JOE POINTS - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BuccinGator (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 19, 2011 12:28 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Brady vs. Sanchez

Great day... Lots of laughs for the judge today, especially on number 3. I think GoMexican and riverrock both had real close misses.

WarpedMind
1.  "You might wanna keep your shoes and socks on until you're in the locker room.  Just sayin'."

D2Moo
2.  As Gallagher once said, "Skiing downhill is not a sport.  Try not to.  Skiing uphill, now that would be a sport."  He never tried rollerblading down a high mountain meadow though.

River_Rat
3. After former greens keeper Carl Spackler actually did become the Cinderella boy and hole the 8 iron from 230 yards, he did what any Masters champion would do and lived the high life with women, drugs and stylish clothes.

theriverrock
4) "Stop touching me, will ya!!??  People are gonna start thinking we're Packers.....and not because of the color of our uniforms!!"

theriverrock
5) After landing on a small cactus, Yuki exclaimed "me so thorny!"


BuccinGator
Skiing On Browning Grass Lyrics (tolerable length version):

1) You're the sweetest QB the game ever knew
    But I don't care cause I just beat you
    Since my team took yours out
    Your Super Bowl dreams have crashed
    Maybe next year you can pick the pieces up
2) Bet it feels like you're skiing on browning grass

    Skiing on skiing on browning grass

3) Now everyone of us was made to suffer
    When girls like Snooki are so plainly cheap
    Reality TV has us hurting one another
    And now the pain has cut too deep...
4) So take me from the wreckage
    Known as a soccer blast
    Slap me silly and take me back
5) Don't let me keep on skiing...
    Skiing on browning grass

    Skiing on skiing on browning grass

January Scoreboard
1. theriverrock - 13
2. BuccinGator - 10
3. kmvenne - 7
3. River_Rat - 7
4. Mister Peabody - 4
5. cubuffan1 - 3
5. Buuba J - 3
6. WarpedMind - 2
7. skinsinsk - 1
7. D2Moo - 1
7. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
7. bluenosecanuck - 1
7. dlowbass - 1

JOE POINTS - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BuccinGator (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi



Since: Dec 5, 2007
Posted on: January 19, 2011 12:05 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Brady vs. Sanchez

1:Tom- "I brought the panties."
   Mark- "Are they Gisele's?"
   Tom- "Yea, I'm wearing mine."

2: Ingvar's colorblindness afforded him the luxury of practicing effectively all summer long.

3: Minutes after seeing this photo, the 'Keith Stone' advertising campaign was born.

4: "I don't care how many times you shaved it's not as smooth as Beckham's thigh!"

5: Michelle Wie's cousin Oww Wie inadvertantly scores a hole in one when she mistakenly puts her cell phone in her back pocket before going grass skiing.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 18, 2011 11:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Brady vs. Sanchez

3. "Pimpin ain't easy... especially in the winter! But have no fear players and hustlas! Come on down to Big Al's Pimpin' Emporium, home of the 42 oz pimp cup! Pimp sticks with hand warmer? We got em! Clear bubble jackets for your hypothermic hoes? We got those too... at half off! Haha! No pun intended! And they're perfect for Christmas! So once she gives you yo money, ya gots to get down to Big Al's Pimpin' Emporium! At the corner of Route 9 and Lincoln Boulevard!"



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 18, 2011 11:37 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Brady vs. Sanchez

2.  When someone says they're skiing on grass, I thought it meant they smoking weed and not actually going downhill on it
Should have read they were smoking weed.  I wasn't smoking, but apparently I inhaled at about five too many concerts years ago.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 18, 2011 11:09 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Brady vs. Sanchez

1.  Mark had to explain to Tom that the football was indeed his and since the Jets won, he gets to take it home with him this time.

2.  When someone says they're skiing on grass, I thought it meant they smoking weed and not actually going downhill on it.

2.  As Gallagher once said, "Skiing downhill is not a sport.  Try not to.  Skiing uphill, now that would be a sport."  He never tried rollerblading down a high mountain meadow though.

3.  Okay, Jersey Shore doesn't have all the worlds tackiest dressers.  Just a good majority of them, that's all I'm sayin'.

4.  You're right.  Letting your girlfriend shave you did produce a close shave.  Oh wait, I'm touching the wrong area where she shaved you aren't I?

5.  See, sliding down 1000 yards of mountain on your ass and getting rocks uo the crack of your butt is not a sport.  It is however, hilarious to watch as long as it isn't me doing the sliding.



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: January 18, 2011 9:12 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Brady vs. Sanchez

4) "Stop touching me, will ya!!??  People are gonna start thinking we're Packers.....and not because of the color of our uniforms!!"



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: January 18, 2011 9:07 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Brady vs. Sanchez

3) Hmmm.  And I always thought Stan would wind up with Wendy Testaburger.  Turns out Kyle nabbed her.




Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: January 18, 2011 8:35 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Brady vs. Sanchez

3) Hmmm.  And I always though Stan would wind up with Wendy Testaburger.  Turns out Kyle nabbed her.



Since: Nov 18, 2010
Posted on: January 18, 2011 8:16 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Brady vs. Sanchez

 Dirty Sanchez is saying i still wanna suck your dick TOMMMY



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 18, 2011 6:48 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Brady vs. Sanchez

I know this will get me a point.  A parody of one of Joe's favorite songs.  Worked last time.

Skiing On Browning Grass Lyrics (tolerable length version):

1) You're the sweetest QB the game ever knew
    But I don't care cause I just beat you
    Since my team took yours out
    Your Super Bowl dreams have crashed
    Maybe next year you can pick the pieces up
2) Bet it feels like you're skiing on browning grass

    Skiing on skiing on browning grass

3) Now everyone of us was made to suffer
    When girls like Snooki are so plainly cheap
    Reality TV has us hurting one another
    And now the pain has cut too deep...
4) So take me from the wreckage
    Known as a soccer blast
    Slap me silly and take me back
5) Don't let me keep on skiing...
    Skiing on browning grass

    Skiing on skiing on browning grass


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