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Photo Caption Challenge: Non-Sexual Predators

Posted on: January 19, 2011 10:56 am
Edited on: January 19, 2011 10:58 am
 
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January Scoreboard
1. theriverrock - 13
2. BuccinGator - 10
3. kmvenne - 7
3. River_Rat - 7
4. Mister Peabody - 4
5. cubuffan1 - 3
5. Buuba J - 3
6. WarpedMind - 2
7. skinsinsk - 1
7. D2Moo - 1
7. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
7. bluenosecanuck - 1
7. dlowbass - 1

JOE POINTS - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BuccinGator (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

Comments

Since: Nov 17, 2006
Posted on: January 20, 2011 1:40 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Non-Sexual Predators

on second thought, all of the winners were very mediocre ("Smoking a doobie" and giggling= SOOOO SOOO LAME for number 3)....I'm boycotting this blog...LAME



Since: Nov 17, 2006
Posted on: January 20, 2011 1:21 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Non-Sexual Predators

I got robbed on number 1...no way "to catch a predator" is funnier than "male cougar"




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 20, 2011 9:18 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Non-Sexual Predators

#1 - theriverrock

In an attempt to better compete against MSNBC's powerhouse Sunday night lineup, FOX News recently debuted their own version of To Catch a Predator.  

#2 - theriverrock

And to think, Bert & Ernie were actually worried that their test tube love child, Bernie, would have a hard time fitting in at college. 

JOE POINT

Sesame Street executives thought Buffalo Bob sounded like a fun new character... until he turned Ernie in to his own personal skin suit.


#3 - bluenosecanuck

Doctors were pleased that the horn-removal surgery went off without a hitch.

#4 - Buuba J

Denzel & Spike get the Giggles after sharing a Doobie with Ozzy (Lower Right Corner) as the Knicks take another butt whoopin' from the Lakers.

#5 - D2Moo

Mr. Miyagi, tired of teaching kids how to beat the snot out of bullies, relaxes on a break in his new occupation, teaching cabbies in Middle East how not to run over their paying customers until after they collect the money.

Theme - BuccinGator

The REALLY Scary Thing About These Pictures Is ...:

1) ... after his disasterous courting of hockey moms in 2008, John's obviously decided to go for the hockey dad demographic in the 2012 election.

2) ... Leisure Suit Carl somehow got front row seats to the game.

3) ... EVERYTHING!!!

4) ... Spike Lee still remembers how to laugh after not being funny for the last several years.

5) ... based on the motion blur of the other vehicles in the photo, this passenger is probably perfectly safe where he is.
January Scoreboard
1. theriverrock - 15
2. BuccinGator - 11
3. kmvenne - 7
3. River_Rat - 7
4. Mister Peabody - 4
4. Buuba J - 4
5. cubuffan1 - 3
6. WarpedMind - 2
6. bluenosecanuck - 2
6. D2Moo - 2
7. skinsinsk - 1
7. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
7. dlowbass - 1

JOE POINTS - 2




Since: Aug 30, 2010
Posted on: January 20, 2011 7:31 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Non-Sexual Predators

#3 Freddy is back



Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: January 20, 2011 4:54 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Non-Sexual Predators

1. "So you're a Predator huh?"
     "Didn't I tell you buttwipes to build the dam wall!"



Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: January 20, 2011 3:13 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Non-Sexual Predators

3. Next on Tales from the Crypt, the cryptkeeper hires a coach missing one thing...Dignity.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 20, 2011 12:19 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Non-Sexual Predators

1.  Got to love those games betwen the Predators and Senators.

2.  Well, everyone wants to play Kansas, they just don't like the results. 

3.  If the world is ever taken over by zombies, we'll know who to blame for starting it all won't we Al.

3.  You know, if this man was still alive, the Raiders wouldn't be missing the playoffs every year and firing coaches every time you turn around.

3.  One more plastic surgery and the transformation will be complete.  Al will look like the Emperor from the Star Wars movies. 

4.  Spike laughs everytime someone tells him that Lee had a better year than the Knicks did.  Well, he laughed until he figured out it wasn't a compliment.

5.  Mr. Miyagi, tired of teaching kids how to beat the snot out of bullies, relaxes on a break in his new occupation, teaching cabbies in Middle East how not to run over their paying customers until after they collect the money.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: January 19, 2011 9:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Non-Sexual Predators

1. As part of the 40th anniversary of the first time he was tortured as a prisoner of war in Vietnam, John takes in a Predators game right after dining at a Chuckey Cheese.

2. It was Hot, It was Damp, and it was very smelly, but Tom Arnold still prefered the costume over sharing a bed with his ex-wife Rosanne Barr.

3. This file photo from March of 2010, after a horrible accident with his razor, is now said to be a prime reason Al Davis was able to talk Robert Kraft into such a sweet deal for Richard Seymour.

4. Spike can't help but replay Bill Belichick's post game news conference over and over again on his ipod.

5. After the run was over on a third world country drag strip, the driver didn't have the chute to help slow the car down, instead the cord released a cousin with good shoes and a strong grip.

5. Watch that left hand pal, we feel the same way about Ktopp, but we put up with him anyway.  Laughing




Since: Feb 19, 2009
Posted on: January 19, 2011 9:33 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Non-Sexual Predators

Al Davis looks like a zombie from Dawn of the Dead, p.s. Al pop that dang Boil on your forehead Mr. Crypt Keeper



Since: Oct 20, 2008
Posted on: January 19, 2011 9:30 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Non-Sexual Predators

3. I'm a beautiful man, don't you think?


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