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Photo Caption Challenge: Cranium Accessories

Posted on: January 20, 2011 10:42 am
 
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January Scoreboard
1. theriverrock - 15
2. BuccinGator - 11
3. kmvenne - 7
3. River_Rat - 7
4. Mister Peabody - 4
4. Buuba J - 4
5. cubuffan1 - 3
6. WarpedMind - 2
6. bluenosecanuck - 2
6. D2Moo - 2
7. skinsinsk - 1
7. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
7. dlowbass - 1

JOE POINTS - 2

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BuccinGator (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
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Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 21, 2011 12:11 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cranium Accessories

FOREPLUS
#1 Ok here's the plan- The night before the Master's you send your best harem girl to Tiger's house.

kmvenne
2) It's nice to see the walrus finally reaching the "loneliness" stage of grief over the loss of his beloved bucket.

kmvenne
3) Here we see the first prize winner of the "What would it look like if Evil Spock had sex with the band Rage Against the Machine" contest.

theriverrock
4) Not surprisingly, Bravo producers are finding it a daunting task indeed to cast their latest show, The Real Housewives of Tehran.

theriverrock
5) Never one to be outdone by one of his own fighters, Don King this week unveiled his contribution to the world of TV infomercials, a product sure to outsell even the wildly successful George Foreman Grill.  Introducing...the Don King Bedazzler!!



BuccinGator
2011 Caption Challenger Resolutions:

1) I, kmvenne, do hearby resolve to use my considerable influence as "the champ" to hobnob with B list celebrities and athletes.

2) I, BuccinGator, do hearby resolve to stop biting off my fingernails and shave that ridiculous 'stache in hopes of finally attracting Danica Patrick.

3) I, ktopp24, do hearby resolve to find an entirely new fetish, because Turkish Oil Wrestling is SO 2009.

4) I, D2Moo, do hearby resolve to not be the challenge's resident curmudgeon.

5) And finally, I, theriverrock, do hearby resolve to live the "Only In America"n dream to come out of retirement and run away with the title in the month of January, ensuring that all multiple title holders have at least 3.


January Scoreboard
1. theriverrock - 17
2. BuccinGator - 12
3. kmvenne - 9
4. River_Rat - 7
5. Mister Peabody - 4
5. Buuba J - 4
6. cubuffan1 - 3
7. WarpedMind - 2
7. bluenosecanuck - 2
7. D2Moo - 2
8. skinsinsk - 1
8. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
8. FOREPLUS - 1
8. dlowbass - 1

JOE POINTS - 2

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BuccinGator (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: January 20, 2011 11:50 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cranium Accessories

#3.  I would rather have a German soccer player in front of me than a French one behind me!



Since: Oct 20, 2008
Posted on: January 20, 2011 11:37 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cranium Accessories

2.  Anyone want a moustache ride?



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: January 20, 2011 11:35 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cranium Accessories

#1.  Always looking for a way to advance his diversity, Phil Mickleson learns to weld in Dubai. It was the first time he had been flashed by a welder!



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: January 20, 2011 11:34 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cranium Accessories

1) Sure the Masters is great, and another Green Jacket would be amazing, but Phil Mickelson wouldn't trade in his prestigious Crimson & White Turbin for winning the Greater Kazakhstan Open for anything.




Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: January 20, 2011 11:25 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cranium Accessories

#2.  His gold tooth was giving him problems and he wished he had Beano, because "Beano contains a natural enzyme that can help prevent gas before it starts."



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: January 20, 2011 11:21 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cranium Accessories

3) After a 12-year search that stretched across all seven continents, Fab Morvan has finally found the new Milli to his Vanilli.



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: January 20, 2011 11:07 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cranium Accessories

5) Never one to be outdone by one of his own fighters, Don King this week unveiled his contribution to the world of TV infomercials, a product sure to outsell even the wildly successful George Foreman Grill.  Introducing...the Don King Bedazzler!!



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: January 20, 2011 10:52 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cranium Accessories

4) Not surprisingly, Bravo producers are finding it a daunting task indeed to cast their latest show, The Real Housewives of Tehran. 



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: January 20, 2011 10:48 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Cranium Accessories

2) While competing at the 10th Annual Sam Elliot Look Alike Contest, a judge asked Bill Buckner how he felt after letting that ground ball go through his legs in game 6?  His response?  "Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes...well, sometimes he eats you."



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