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Photo Caption Challenge: Cranium Accessories

Posted on: January 20, 2011 10:42 am
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January Scoreboard
1. theriverrock - 15
2. BuccinGator - 11
3. kmvenne - 7
3. River_Rat - 7
4. Mister Peabody - 4
4. Buuba J - 4
5. cubuffan1 - 3
6. WarpedMind - 2
6. bluenosecanuck - 2
6. D2Moo - 2
7. skinsinsk - 1
7. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
7. dlowbass - 1


Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BuccinGator (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 20, 2011 3:54 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Cranium Accessories

2) Just another reaction to how lame this blog is.
Meat, is that you????

Since: Aug 26, 2010
Posted on: January 20, 2011 3:01 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Cranium Accessories

1) In America you may be a Masters Champ, but in Dubai I am the Master! Now smile infidel before Achmed gives you a TNT suppository!

2) I wonder who's sticking their hand in my mustach? I'm guessing they had fish for lunch.

3) That's right your laughing now but let's see who's laughing when I get when I becom a Raggae Superstar!

4) It's hell being Andy Rooney and having to disguise myself as a Hot Arab Babe to keep the paparazzi away from me.

5) Don decides to be the next WWE star by transforming himself into sasquatch!

Since: Aug 26, 2010
Posted on: January 20, 2011 2:50 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Cranium Accessories

Inventions that just never caught on in America

1) The Dubai Golf Tam -Reversible - The advantage was after nine you didn't have to stop for a dog or burger, just unwrap the turbine and have a picnic lunch right there on the tenth tee. Food and bevage not included, subassembly required. Never use need Grizzly Bears.

2) The Stash Brush Brought to you by the makers of Chia Pets - Can be used to polish nails, remove dirt from golf club grooves or to hid ball marker instead of fumbling through pants pockets.

3) Ronco Hair Mop $19.95 and you get 2, just pay seperate shipping and handling - Cleans all tile and hardwood without those toxic cleaners. For convenience can be worn as a hair piece when not in use.

4) The Burka Goalie Mask -  Want to scare your opponents into submission? Well here the answer to your prayers; the Burka Goalie Mask can be used to protect the face when playing hockey and scary enough to double as a Jason costume on Halloween. Available in 12 hideous colors. batteries not included.

5) The Don King Floobee - Ever want a doo like Don? Of course you do. Here's the Floobee for you, no adjustments just use daily until hair is stretch to look like Don's. An if you order in the next ten minutes we'll throw in the Don King Designer shirt absolutely free, just pay seperate shipping and handling. And that's not all if you are one of the first seven callers you'll also get Don's new DVD "How I Made Mohammed Ali Famous".

Since: Nov 17, 2006
Posted on: January 20, 2011 2:28 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Cranium Accessories

2) Just another reaction to how lame this blog is.

Since: Jul 24, 2007
Posted on: January 20, 2011 1:57 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Cranium Accessories

#1 This seat is really comfortable, can I get one of these dock markers for home.

#2 This stache is the best flavor saver ever.

#3 It's Bob Marly tribute night come on every body, " One love......"

#4 It's my birka and I'll cry if I want to

#5 Hair club for men I'm not just a spokesman, I'm a client.

Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: January 20, 2011 1:16 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Cranium Accessories

1.  Thanks to Phil's generosity, the locals can now afford to add phallic symbols on the left side of the dock.

2.  "Wait a minute.  This doesn't taste anything like the Hershey bar or M&Ms I had earlier."

3.  Number 3:  for discriminating men who refuse to do hairpieces or combovers.

4.  After viewing a few porn 'staches like this, I begin to understand why Arab guys are so eager to blow themselves up.

5.  Only in America can you get a Don King shirt made in China.

Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: January 20, 2011 12:17 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Cranium Accessories

1. Phil will soon be hitting the road with Jeff Dunham and their new show, Dueling Achmed's.  Of course Phil's will be worked from the left side.

2. There was no doubt with the ladies.  Wally gave the best moustache rides west of the Mississippi.

3. Of all days, it was picture day when Josh had to try the Ricky Williams home perm kit.

4. Even after all of these years, when her husband was out of town on business, Linda Lovelace was forced to wear a different kind of chastity belt.

5. Little Kendra King was never so embarrassed at school than the day her grandfather came in for career day.

Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 20, 2011 11:33 am

Photo Caption Challenge: Cranium Accessories

1.  Phil converts to Islam in order to pick up a new oil company sponsor.  Changing his name to Leftif Ali was hard, but what the heck, it pays the bills.

2.  The big moustache did have one benefit, you could remember what you ate the last two days.

3.  Say, aren't those palace guards with the tall furry hats supposed to keep a straight face while on duty.

4.  She isn't Islamic.  This woman is so ugly a court ordered her to wear a face cover to protect small childeren and the elderly.

5.  Only in America for sure.  And that's why the rest of the world hates us.  Thanks there Don old buddy.

Since: Jan 28, 2008
Posted on: January 20, 2011 11:07 am

Photo Caption Challenge: Cranium Accessories

#4 And for your insubordination you win what is behind curtain #1

#5 After seeing what ageing has done to Tom Cable, Don King has decided to walk backwards for the rest of his life.

#1 Ok here's the plan- The night before the Master's you send your best harem girl to Tiger's house.

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