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Photo Caption Challenge: Did it for the Snooki

Posted on: January 25, 2011 10:32 am
Edited on: January 25, 2011 10:40 am
 
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January Scoreboard
1. theriverrock - 18
2. BuccinGator - 12
3. kmvenne - 10
4. River_Rat - 8
5. Mister Peabody - 5
6. Buuba J - 4
7. cubuffan1 - 3
7. bluenosecanuck - 3
8. WarpedMind - 2
8. D2Moo - 2
9. skinsinsk - 1
9. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
9. FOREPLUS - 1
9. dlowbass - 1
9. sdnaples320 - 1

JOE POINTS - 2

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BuccinGator (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
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Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 26, 2011 9:42 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Did it for the Snooki

Unless I'm missing some obscure reference, we're talking food, right? Or... at least what the chefs at the Temple of Doom might pass off as edible fare?

They really still eat that stuff up there? Haven't had it, but it sounds like the next grossest thing to lutefisk. Wink

kmvenne is referring to the meal that consists of scrambled eggs and pork brains mixed together. Yes, the actual brain of a pig is mixed with scrambled eggs. I personally have never had it, nor will I ever. I prefer the smut-n-eggs variety. This is where a dingy dive bar serves breakfast Sunday morning and you get to watch porn while you eat. It's big in Madison, WI. The dingy dive bar capital of the world.



Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: January 26, 2011 3:00 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Did it for the Snooki

Haven't had it, but it sounds like the next grossest thing to lutefisk.
Oh Jesus, you know lutefisk....the thought of it makes my stomach turn. That's not a figure of expression, that is literally what happens when I think of lutefisk.



Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: January 26, 2011 12:28 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Did it for the Snooki

4. Pablo grimaces as he thinks about how grossly overpriced his tickets to the Los Lobos concert were.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 26, 2011 12:21 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Did it for the Snooki

Wow... Lot of good submissions for No. 5. Sometimes the simple ones have the most room for creativity.


River_Rat
1.  Kim and Snooki ---- Making people forget all about blonde jokes since 2006.

D2Moo
2.  And when you're putting for a million bucks, the dang cup looks about this big.

D2Moo
3.  The Jay Cutler detractors have come out of the woodwork since the Bears loss on Sunday.

Mister Peabody
4.  After the Bull Revolution of 2012, Pamplona was soon the sight of the Running of the Matadors.

River_Rat
5.  Hammers Social Club ---- We don't serve Screwdrivers.



BuccinGator
Straight To DVD Sequels You Never Knew About:

1) Vivid's homage to "Debbie Does Dallas," "Kimmy Does The Jersey Shore."

2) The story of a schlub actor remarkably getting a hole in one on the Par 3 18th in the final round to win a Pro-Am called "Miracle 2:It's In The Hole."

3) James Gandolfini's near Oscar worthy portrayal of Jimmy "Crazy Cock" Cucchini in "Godfather IV."

4) The Durham Bulls are forced to move down the road where they run into opposition from local PETA members over their team name in "Bull Raleigh."

5) The riveting tale of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg's younger brother Dale's trials and tribulations of getting a college watering hole off of the ground and then backstabbing his friends as he themes it to one of hip hop's biggest sellouts of all time in "The Social Club."  Be sure to ask for one of Hammers' famous Rum and Pepsis or Sierra and Sevens.



January Scoreboard
1. theriverrock - 18
2. BuccinGator - 13
3. kmvenne - 10
3. River_Rat - 10
4. Mister Peabody - 6
5. D2Moo - 4
5. Buuba J - 4
6. cubuffan1 - 3
6. bluenosecanuck - 3
7. WarpedMind - 2
8. skinsinsk - 1
8. Mr. Mo-Chi - 1
8. FOREPLUS - 1
8. dlowbass - 1
8. sdnaples320 - 1

JOE POINTS - 2

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BuccinGator (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 26, 2011 12:13 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Did it for the Snooki

Can you tell the differences in the pictures.

1.  One is short, the other beautiful, and the guy has less of a clue than the gals and has no freaking chance with either one.

2.  One plays pasture pool and the other is playing pocket pool.

3.  One is a wooden stiff and the other is a plastic rooster on a hat.

4.  They're all scared ****less of the bulls.  A few scared on the inside and the big one in Silver, well, he's made a mess in his shorts.  that's why the one in blue is wrinkling his nose.

5.  The sign welcomes all who enters the building to be socialable.  The building bricks welcomes the skulls of a few wise guys who try less than socialable by cheating fellow club members at pool.  That's a game played on a table and not the types of pool mentioned in #2.  And that's not the type of #2 mentioned in caption 4.




Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 25, 2011 11:55 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Did it for the Snooki

3.  The Jay Cutler detractors have come out of the woodwork since the Bears loss on Sunday.
Figured they'd be wearing cats on their heads, not roosters.

Me thinks you missed the obivious "he's a big chicken" reference.  Or you got it and are implying the slang name for a cat reference often preceeded with Big in fron tof it like the Sopranos character.

Had he not had a torn MCL (I stretched mine in 9th grade and missed a month of football.  Knee swelled up big time for two weeks) both of our references might have been accurate.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: January 25, 2011 11:47 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Did it for the Snooki

 sight
*site.   DUH.  Dang I'm getting almost as bad as these internet boggers...



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: January 25, 2011 11:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Did it for the Snooki

1.  "Hey there's Bill Clinton!  I hear he's into fat chicks..."

2.  "So, what are you doing after the match?"  "Gonna go home and get reacquainted with myself."

3.  Soon after donning this hat, Dick Cheney's hated cousin Larry was never seen again after their hunting trip.

4.  After the Bull Revolution of 2012, Pamplona was soon the sight of the Running of the Matadors.

5.  Not seen next door - Hammer's Free Clinic.




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 25, 2011 11:45 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Did it for the Snooki


3) Someone in the midwest is far too big a fan of Eggs and Brains (NOTE: I demand ktopp score question #3, otherwise nobody is going to know what the hell I am talking about)

Unless I'm missing some obscure reference, we're talking food, right? Or... at least what the chefs at the Temple of Doom might pass off as edible fare?

They really still eat that stuff up there? Haven't had it, but it sounds like the next grossest thing to lutefisk. Wink



Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: January 25, 2011 9:33 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Did it for the Snooki

2) Tango and Cash sucked, Kurt Russell.  I'm crushing your head, I'm crushing your head, I'm crushing your head! 


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