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Photo Caption Challenge: At the Super Bowl! (2)

Posted on: February 8, 2011 11:17 am
Edited on: February 8, 2011 5:47 pm
 
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February Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 7
2. Mister Peabody - 4
2. River_Rat - 4
3. PheasantPlucker - 3
3. bluenosecanuck - 3
4. teets3 - 2
5. D2Moo - 1

JOE POINTS - 2
Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BuccinGator (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (3), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: February 9, 2011 12:05 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: At the Super Bowl! (2)

River_Rat
1. The New Zigtech from Reebok is the best shoe you can have for running, crosstraining, and running from the Police.  And.... CHECK, CHECK, Audible, The Zigtech is not recommended for running from the police in Dallas this week.  The unique tread pattern makes it to easy to track.

bluenosecanuck
#2:  You have 18,113 messages...message #1 - U SUCK! <delete> message #2 - ur halftime sho blew! <delete> message #3 - WORST PERFORMANCE EVER !...oh, and dinner is at 5...luv mom <delete> *sigh*

Mister Peabody
3. "Jerry, come on dude!  It's me Krafty!  Why you gotta hurt a brotha like this?  You can't tell me a luxury suite was in that 'unsafe seating' screwup!  Aw come on man!  That comment about you having Scoreboard Envy was just a joke!"

BuccinGator
4) Shortly after the Superbowl was over, NFLN announced that the performer of next year's Star Spangled Banner will be John Madden.  Afterall, "The bombs BOOMing in air," is far better than the butcher job done by this year's performer.

River_Rat
5. A drunken Mike Holmgren invades the lingerie bowl in an effort to scout for a new tight end.



BuccinGator
Superbowl Steve Spurrierisms:

1) You can't spell Peyton Manning without "Pay Time."

2) You can't spell "Woefully inept halftime" without will.i.am.

3) You can't spell Alan Richard Michaels without "Miracle."

4) You can't spell "Jolly Old Brett Favre Brown-Nosing Hind Smoocher" without John Madden.

5) You can't spell "Cheerleader hand-on-***-placement" without harassment.



February Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 9
2. River_Rat - 6
3. Mister Peabody - 5
4. bluenosecanuck - 4
5. PheasantPlucker - 3
6. teets3 - 2
7. D2Moo - 1

JOE POINTS - 2
Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BuccinGator (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (3), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: February 9, 2011 12:00 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: At the Super Bowl! (2)

3. "Holy crap man! Look at this place! Do you know how many places we could hide cameras in a joint like this?!"



Since: Oct 20, 2008
Posted on: February 8, 2011 8:48 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: At the Super Bowl! (2)

4.  He ate Brett Favre.



Since: Sep 6, 2006
Posted on: February 8, 2011 4:35 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: At the Super Bowl! (2)

3. I know, Al! Why do they keep telling me to squeal like a pig?!




Since: Sep 6, 2006
Posted on: February 8, 2011 4:12 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: At the Super Bowl! (2)

2. will.i.am was at first dismayed to learn that the only person excited to see him up close was Tom Arnold (third from left). But when he remembered Arnold used to be on the Best Damn Sports Show period along with multiple black sports and entertainment stars, he knew where he could FINALLY turn to begin making baby steps toward that elusive sub-atomic inklin
g of street cred.



Since: Sep 6, 2006
Posted on: February 8, 2011 3:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: At the Super Bowl! (2)

Loved my Madden one so much I decided to make it a theme. So, please disregard my previous entry for #4.

Thought Bubbles:

1. "Aaron Rodgers is probably better than me. What the hell is ZigTech anyway?"

2. "Yup, I think using this phone I can go back in time and retroactively autotune Fergie. Thank God."

3. "It's just a little chest hair!"

4. "Boom! Turducken!"

5. "So this is what it feels like on the fast track to prison?"



Since: Sep 6, 2006
Posted on: February 8, 2011 2:57 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: At the Super Bowl! (2)

4. <Thought bubble> ...and BOOM! Turducken!



Since: Jan 28, 2008
Posted on: February 8, 2011 2:53 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: At the Super Bowl! (2)

#2 - Burt Reynolds back in SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT 4 - PITTSBURGH TO GREEN BAY IN UNDER 2HRS.



Since: Dec 1, 2008
Posted on: February 8, 2011 2:48 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: At the Super Bowl! (2)

#1:  Professional athletes give back to the community in many different ways.  Some volunteer to mentor young children; others build houses for Habitat for Humanity.  Still others work at soup kitchens or children's hospitals.  Peyton Manning?  He's spreading the word to millions that no matter who you are, it is simply impossible to talk on a bluetooth headset while on the treadmill at the local gym and not look like a complete wanker.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: February 8, 2011 2:31 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: At the Super Bowl! (2)

Superbowl Steve Spurrierisms:

1) You can't spell Peyton Manning without "Pay Time."

2) You can't spell "Woefully inept halftime" without will.i.am.

3) You can't spell Alan Richard Michaels without "Miracle."

4) You can't spell "Jolly Old Brett Favre Brown-Nosing Hind Smoocher" without John Madden.

5) You can't spell "Cheerleader hand-on-***-placement" without harassment.


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