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Photo Caption Challenge: Special

Posted on: February 23, 2011 10:56 am
 
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February Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 17
2. BuccinGator - 15
3. bluenosecanuck - 12
4. Mister Peabody - 8
5. PheasantPlucker - 5
6. D2Moo - 4
6. teets3 - 4
7. Buuba J - 3
8. Zackcago - 2
9. LTisntThatGood - 1
9. Syd Lash - 1
9. Jedi Trainer - 1

JOE POINTS - 3

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BuccinGator (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (3), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
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Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 24, 2011 10:11 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Special

#1 - teets3

It started off as mere fun and games, as Lyle Hollownuts (left) did his best impression of an R.Kelly/Mike Tyson hybrid, stating "I believe I can fly, after which I'll bite your ear off!" to drive the point home.  However, things turned unpleasant when Lyle took the impression up a notch and viciously sexually assaulted and then urinated upon the victim.

#2 - Zackcago

These three Muslim ladies were aghast when they realized how many people and cameras were ogling them. Their husbands decapitated them all later that evening.

#3 - Buuba J

Our friend Mugibar has agreed to judge which deodorant really keeps you fresher. New Degree which I'm wearing (On his Right) or Brand X that my friend is wearing (on his Left). Well Mugibar take a whiff (Sniffffffff), Holy Mother of a Camel, Degree is fresh as a donkey in a bed of roses but Brand X could knock a Buzzard off a meat wagon at a hundred yards!! 

#4 - bluenosecanuck

In a surprise move, Phil Jackson shakes up the lineup by putting Ja . . . . . <ATTENTION!  Mr. Nicholson has determined that he is just too awesome to be mocked in a photo caption.  He suggests looking for shots of Justin Bieber kissing up to whatever entertainer he can find, and to stay away fromJack in the Box, cause they're out of freakin french fries>

#5 - Zackcago

We can only hope that one day he'll meet his soulmate wearing her Geek Factory shirt. 

Theme - teets3

Deep Thoughts, by teets.

1. If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, what is the value of a big douche who looks like a bird?

2. While it's true that "he who smelt it, dealt it," what if they all smelt it?

3. The proverbial "melting pot" certainly must be said to lose some of its value...when it's filled with turds.

4. Sure, there's a Joker in every crowd. But more striking is how there often exists a proximate Gray area devoid of the humorous, entertaining, or informative qualities.

5. Fool me once? Shame on me. Fool me twice? Screw it - just sit down and shut up, loser.
February Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 17
2. BuccinGator - 15
3. bluenosecanuck - 13
4. Mister Peabody - 8
5. PheasantPlucker - 5
6. teets3 - 6
7. D2Moo - 4 
7. Buuba J - 4
7. Zackcago - 4
8. LTisntThatGood - 1
8. Syd Lash - 1
8. Jedi Trainer - 1

JOE POINTS - 3





Since: Feb 3, 2007
Posted on: February 24, 2011 12:47 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Special

1. The not so famous 'bird man' of Brit Insurance is letting his counterpart know just how bad he just got squashed in that game of Squash.

1. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand FACE!

2. These three Muslim ladies were aghast when they realized how many people and cameras were ogling them. Their husbands decapitated them all later that evening.

2. The Big Three looking nervous after hearing the news that every Western Conference All Star was traded to the East.

2. That towel boy is great! On the ball, punctual, more than enough towels. Wish I could say the same for the Gatorade kid. Hello....world class athletes are thirsty down here...

3. After exiting a bar at 1 p.m. on a Tuesday, Tucker and Todd were surprised to meet their favorite film director M. Night Shyamalan. They proceeded to tell him about the arm wrestling match they had just had. He soon wandered away.

3. I'm surrounded by tools with bad ink and WWJD bracelets. And I'm pretty sure that's a sweat stain on your shirt buddy.

4. "To the fortress of solitude, weeeee...., What the Hell?!  Why is Lois Lane bald and wearing a sweater vest?"

4. Weekends can be fun times for mental patients, as long as they are supervised and kept on their meds.

5. The sad thing is he practiced this 'Two Thumbs Up-5 O'clock shadow-Nerd Machine Shirt' look at home for half an hour and this is still the best he could do. Where's Colin Ferrel when you need a good douche pose.

5. We can only hope that one day he'll meet his soulmate wearing her Geek Factory shirt. 




Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: February 24, 2011 12:38 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Special

1.  Even though his buddy's singing was long, loud and often done embarrassingly in public, the guy in blue took heart that he knew long in advance of the Idol judges that the guy in red singing sucked.  He also knew his buddy had awful breath as well.


2.  Gatorade?  Fighting those colds from airline travel was going to take a lot stronger medicine than Gatorade.  Maybe some Emergen-C or some hot rum toddies at halftime and after the game will clear them up for the next long flight.

2.  Apparently there is a little Jerry Tarkanian in every basketball player.

3.  Gun shows in India aren't exactly like they are here in the US.

4.  Jack, after a couple of beers, calls the opposition a bunch of horny witches and tries to spin them around like he did in Witches of Eastwick.  Give it up Jack, it was just a movie

5.  Is being a Nerd Machine anything like being a Pez dispenser?




Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: February 23, 2011 11:12 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Special

#5.  "Thoedore, Simon, Alvin... Alvin... Alvin!"



Since: May 6, 2009
Posted on: February 23, 2011 6:02 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Special

#2.  A rare triple-dribble!

#2.  They thought Refrain from Spitting were lyrics!



Since: Sep 6, 2006
Posted on: February 23, 2011 5:44 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Special

4. Sure, Nicholson was graphically detailing how he nailed Mrs. Gray from behind. But, being a tool, Jim Gray obliged with a hearty laugh.




Since: Sep 6, 2006
Posted on: February 23, 2011 5:42 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Special

3. It took Jugdish a mere six seconds to render his verdict: Neither of the white men was Sure.



Since: Sep 6, 2006
Posted on: February 23, 2011 5:41 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Special

2. A nursery rhyme: One towel, two towel, three towel, four...Five towel, six towel, seven towel, eight...nine towel...JESUS, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU PRIMA DONNAS NEED SO MANY TOWELS FOR?



Since: Sep 6, 2006
Posted on: February 23, 2011 5:39 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Special

5. "The irony is," observed one onlooker, "that no one needed to see the shirt to know the merits of the man underneath the jacket."



Since: Sep 6, 2006
Posted on: February 23, 2011 5:37 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Special

Deep Thoughts, by teets.

1. If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, what is the value of a big douche who looks like a bird?

2. While it's true that "he who smelt it, dealt it," what if they all smelt it?

3. The proverbial "melting pot" certainly must be said to lose some of its value...when it's filled with turds.

4. Sure, there's a Joker in every crowd. But more striking is how there often exists a proximate Gray area devoid of the humorous, entertaining, or informative qualities.

5. Fool me once? Shame on me. Fool me twice? Screw it - just sit down and shut up, loser.


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