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Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!

Posted on: March 23, 2011 11:18 am
Edited on: March 23, 2011 11:19 am
 
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Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: March 25, 2011 8:57 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!

4) In a stunning developement, the LPGA tour announces its partnership with Ubu Productions to produce the LPGA majors.  Every broadcast will be followed by the new version of the legendary, "Sit, Ubu, sit," closing.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: March 25, 2011 8:52 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!

Awesome.  And thankfully it's not judged yet.  Mi, mi, mi, mi.  Gotta warm up.  It's been too long.  I apologize in advance for bruised toes.  I didn't get a chance to read them all.

1) I'd blame the girls as to why he missed that gopher hole, but honestly, they're not all that hot.

1) The PBMT, Professional Bike Mounting Tour, has seen it's viewership triple over last year.

2) "Damnit!!  'Mooooooooooooooo' means No!"

3) Guy in center, "Um, hey guys.  I'm stuck.  Think I can get a little push?"

4) Natalie was later shocked to discover what else her personal trainer had her do while under hypnosis.

5) In a effort to take men's tennis back to the days of John McEnroe, Novak Djokovic hires a comedian and a choreographer to come up with annoying service ace routines to taunt his opponents.



Since: Feb 3, 2007
Posted on: March 24, 2011 11:24 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!


1. WHO doesn't understand -Do Not Attempt- when they watch stunts on TV?

2. WHAT do I have to do to get a steak RARE around here?

3. WHERE do these Polar Bears have to go to find a lake that isn't frozen over?

4. WHEN you're ready let me know, her proctologist said.

5. WHY would a tennis player grabbing your foot make you react like you were Buckwheat being shot?

5. HOW does Will Ferrell do it? He can keep a straight face through anything.



Since: Feb 3, 2007
Posted on: March 24, 2011 6:17 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!

Led Zeppelin Songs:


1. Hot Dog


2. What Is and What Should Never Be


3. Misty Mountain Hop


4. Heartbreaker


5. That's the Way



Since: Feb 3, 2007
Posted on: March 24, 2011 5:37 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!

Thank God, I needed this. All I've been doing at work is working. (...and reading....and checking scores...and crosswords, Okay! as little work as possible!)


1. Layne Armstong can't beleive it's come to this, risking breaking his neck performing for a club with only three members. 'The Freshmen Fifteen's" could have their twenty bucks back. He was through.

1. The girls tried to revive the tool after he crashed his bike, but being in the middle of a football field and calculating the fastest one's top speed, they were literally minutes from water. If only he'd carried some with him on his bike.

2. Well, that's the luck of the draw. When you draw a bull named Date Rape you just have to get out there and do your best.

2. Their eyes locked across the dirt floor of the arena. He knew it and he knew it. Forget about all these clowns watching, this was happening.

3. Talk about a White Out! If there's an avalanche they won't be able to find any bodies.

3. Try swimming fellas. It works all you muscles.

4. After perfecting the 'spread eagle' and 'ankle grabber' poses she works on the final key to entice the "Tiger" into her lair where they will mate and she will realize her dream of spawning "The Greatest Golfer of All Time" (evil laugh)

5. Novak Djokovich demonstrates his court speed by catching a mugger trying to accost either Will Ferrell or Patrick MacEnroe. Security removed the man from the facility.

5. "No!" Randy Jackson screamed, "Exercise is against my religion!"



Since: Jan 2, 2008
Posted on: March 24, 2011 12:32 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!




1)  No, I’m not head over heels in love with you.  I’m heels over head in love with you.
2)  You call my woman a cow again and it’ll be worse then this the next time.
3) Look Ma, no clothes.
4) Good doggie....
5) Novak, can you teach me that shot, the 'tweener'?




Since: Aug 26, 2010
Posted on: March 24, 2011 11:45 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!

1. The Witches of Jersey Shores combine their magic and cause the "Situation" to float into outer space where he can become a real star!



Since: Aug 26, 2010
Posted on: March 24, 2011 11:41 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!

2. Bubba holds on for dear life after mistakenly milking his daddy's prize bull. But, hey the Bull ain't complainin', He's in love!



Since: Aug 26, 2010
Posted on: March 24, 2011 11:29 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!

Welcome Back Joe!

5) Come on man! It goes: "You put your Left foot in; You take Left out; You put your Left foot in; And you shake it all about. Now you try it by yourself, Man!"



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: March 24, 2011 9:00 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!

Well, look what I found. (about a day late) lol  Thanks for the challange Joe, our wits were getting a bit rusty.

1. After failing for years to secure a date, the Lee sisters, Ug, Home, and Fug, resort to hiding holes in the ground in hopes to "Land a Man".

2. Comedians Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy, get into a heated arguement over who is really Jeff Foxworthy's best friend.

3. It really sucked to have to be "skins" on the Colorado State intramural skiing league.

4. Natalie Gulbis holds auditions for a new caddy for the 2011 season.  During the tryouts, she gets into her stance to line up a putt, a qualified candidate will be able to concentrate on the line.  Beth here started out strong, but is now failing miserably.  Beth you say?  Well Remember, it is the LPGA.

5. Moments later there was an epic fail of an Insuguri Kick.  Just because you saw WWE superstar John Morrison execute one on Monday night, doesn't mean you can pull it off after 5 longnecks.



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