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Photo caption contest

Posted on: February 21, 2008 2:14 pm
 

Who brought their big game today?


























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I figured I'd also start posting the scores here. Have fun and good luck!

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Scoreboard...
TennFan1975 8
Badger_colorado 5
momluvsfootball 5
maestrojpl 3
The Big B 1
chrismack12 1
jokermtr 1
naterb 1
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#1 - OK guys, everybody hold up the score from your IQ test.....Oh man, we're in trouble.
#2 - While the players work on fielding and batting, Ozzie spends spring training practicing his cursing.
#3 - That's right boys, just slip the money in my pocket there and I'll take care of the rest.
#4 - Hey, watch this guys. I'll recreate the ending from the Incredible Hulk.
#5 - I got this new belt buckle so that people would know I'm a baller, but I'm starting to think it was a bad idea. I keep getting slapped in the junk.
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Badger_colorado
Since: Jan 24, 2007
Posted on: February 21, 2008 3:19 pm
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Since: Jan 1, 2008
Posted on: February 21, 2008 3:17 pm
 

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#5 Rarely used Penn State freshman Dwight Taylor is seen here dropping the ball against Michigan St.  He is 9ft 7 inches tall, but the coaches have been unable to get him to get over his tremendous phobia.  He has been diagnosed with bovinaphobia, a condition that makes people avoid touching or ingesting anything related to cows.  Penn State has appealed the NCAA to attempt to have synthetic rubber balls used instead of leather, but the NCAA has yet to agree.



Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: February 21, 2008 3:17 pm
 

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Oops

#4 - Authorities are still don't know how a convicted felon like Nike Basketball could have smuggled a weapon into the area or why exactly he was upset with a Penn State player.




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: February 21, 2008 3:16 pm
 

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#5 - I bet you want to know how I got it to stay there.



Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: February 21, 2008 3:15 pm
 

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#4 - Authorities are still don't know how a convicted felon like Nike Basketball could have smuggled a weapon into the area or why exactly he was upset with a Penn State player.



Since: Jan 1, 2008
Posted on: February 21, 2008 3:12 pm
 

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#2 Spring training is different for everyone.  Pitchers and catchers work on location, hitters and position players work on baserunning and their swing and managers try to perfect their tirades.  Ozzie Guillen is in rare early season form.  He stated, "I threw out my arm last year when I went off on this one punk umpire.  I want to make sure that doesn't happen this season so I am hitting my training regimen hard this Spring.  The team depends on my immaturity to fuel them."



Since: Jan 1, 2008
Posted on: February 21, 2008 3:04 pm
 

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#3 NHL officials are looking into the strange behavior of one of their new referees.  He was a gynecologist previously and has complained of having flashbacks in the past few weeks.  At one time he grabbed a player and started screaming, "You did this to me you a-hole, we are never having sex again."  He has been in counseling and is pictured here having a "stirrups flashback".



Since: Jan 1, 2008
Posted on: February 21, 2008 2:55 pm
 

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#3 Damn this might blow my cover on the Thunderbird I drank at intermission.



Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: February 21, 2008 2:55 pm
 

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Okay...I need to really, really, really behave.



Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: February 21, 2008 2:50 pm
 

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#2 - Curators of the world famous Uncle Larry's House O'Wax debut their "Screaming Ozzie" creation at Sox's spring practice.


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