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Photo caption contest

Posted on: February 26, 2008 2:18 pm

I wonder...

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TennFan1975 11
Badger_colorado 7
momluvsfootball 6
Coach Bib13 5
maestrojpl 5
jokermtr 3
tundrajaz 2
The Big B 1
chrismack12 1
naterb 1
footballstu 1

#1 - I wonder how Shuless Joe keeps getting all these strange pics of us Yankees...
#2 - Wow, Rupaul can rake!
#3 - Colon: OK, before we even get started here, I've got to make one thing clear - Bartolo gets paid in chicken wings, and I'm not talking mild or medium. Bartolo likes to sweat when he eats.
#4 - Seeing Wang's emotional discomfort, A-Rod decides to "ease in" to the preseason mammogram.
#5 - Aw, don't be embarrassed rook, we all check out the bat boys once in a while.

Since: Jan 7, 2008
Posted on: March 1, 2008 9:16 pm

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1. I caught a hat not a ball, im gonna give myself a sad face.

2. Hehe, does this new hair bring out my eyes?

4. Since the change in management, we decided to change our team we are now the New York Zombies.

5. It's so funny how constipated you are!

Since: Oct 25, 2007
Posted on: February 27, 2008 4:04 pm

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And in case anyone doesn't get the references...

5. ; .

Since: Oct 25, 2007
Posted on: February 27, 2008 3:44 pm

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1.  "Perhaps getting Botox injections at Willie McGee's Face Place wasn't such a good idea."
2.  "Looks like Morgana has been living pretty hard these days."
Blue shirt: Hi, how ya' doing?  We need you on infield rake duty today, if that's fine.
Bartolo: But I'm Bartolo Colon.
Blue shirt: So?
Bartolo: I'm one of the players.
Blue shirt: But we don't need offensive guards.
Bartolo: No, I'm a baseball player!  I'm on THIS team!
Blue shirt: Oh reallllllllly?  Well, I didn't know that.  I'm actually Manny Ramirez.  This wad of papers I'm holding is actually Dustin Pedroia and that bush you see over there is really Daisuke Matsuzaka.  Seriously, get to work.
Bartolo: -Sigh - Where's the rake?

4. "I don't care if you're really Taiwanese.  I'm paying you two million dollars to dance like a Filipino inmate, so DANCE LIKE A FILIPINO INMATE WHILE I PLAY MY AIR PIANO!"

 "Ok, ok, alright, who would win in a cage match - David Eckstein, Dustin Pedroia, or Pedro Martinez' rooster?"
"Well, Eck and Dustin would both need naps after 20 minutes of activity, so I guess the rooster."

Since: Feb 6, 2008
Posted on: February 27, 2008 3:14 pm

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What you should do if questioned by a congressional invetigator #1

What you should do to avoid congressional investigators #2

I was told there would be cake.#3

Hey Wang. I   drink   your   milkshake!!!! #4

Roger never would take a performance enhancing drug #5


Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: February 27, 2008 2:03 pm

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#2- "I heard the only thing they have in texas is steers and...."

#3-  "um, Bartolo, when I said stripes make you look slimming I meant like the ones I wear....u look like Saturn"


Too bad you were late, those are both pretty good.

Since: Feb 4, 2008
Posted on: February 27, 2008 12:33 pm

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#1- "Why is this cone of light shooting out of my ear?"

#2- "I heard the only thing they have in texas is steers and...."

#3-  "um, Bartolo, when I said stripes make you look slimming I meant like the ones I wear....u look like Saturn"

#4-  A-rod and Wang practice the choreography for the Yankee's tribute to 'Thrillers' 20 year birthday

#5-  "oh geez, we were kidding when we said you had to eat 7 cans of boston baked beans the day before spring training"

Since: Jan 24, 2008
Posted on: February 26, 2008 11:27 pm

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"Yeah I just went out and gave it 110%! Tryin to take it one day at a time! We picked up a couple tonight!, but uh, there's still work to do!"

Since: Feb 26, 2008
Posted on: February 26, 2008 10:58 pm

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1 Maybe its time to remove the wisdom tooth

2 Now can I use the ladies room?

3 Hi Mr. Colon, we have a new weight loss program we'd like you to pitch

4 Alright, Stop!  you win Hideki. Your pits do smell the worst ever

5 Damn, dude! That fart smells like old people

Since: Oct 24, 2006
Posted on: February 26, 2008 10:46 pm

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Finally, I broke through the drought!  I guess edgy is better.

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: February 26, 2008 10:12 pm

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The champs...

Coach Bib13
#1. Crap did Jeter just see me putting makeup on!?! I thought for sure putting the makeup in my hat would hide it.

#2. "And after his touchdown, could you believe Chad Johnson proposed to me right there on national tv?"

#3. Last summer, Kelvin Sampson was so addicted to texting his recruits that he sent them messages even as he met them face to face.  Never mind the fact that he was recruiting a 56 year old shoe salesman, dude was crying for help.

Coach Bib13
#4. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold your arms right there..........dude, you look like Jackie Chan, I'm sorry man, you just do

#5. Are you serious?!  Clemens, Bonds, Canseco AND Sosa being courted by the Rays?

Group winner...

CIA master of disguise Chet Longbottom prepares to remove his mask (#1), revealing his true persona (#2).  While assuming a third identity (#3), Chet makes a deal to ensure that the Astros win it all in the upcoming baseball season.  First, assuming yet another identity, he use his mind control beam to turn Yankee players into human puppets (#4).  He then releases eternal laughing gas into the Red Sox facility (#5), thereby seizing control of the entire power base of Major League Baseball.

1. TennFan1975 11
2. Badger_colorado 9
3. momluvsfootball 7
4. Coach Bib13 7
5. maestrojpl 5
6. jokermtr 3
7. tundrajaz 2
8. The Big B 1
8. chrismack12 1
8. naterb 1
8. footballstu 1
8. Mainmanx 1

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