It's naked time!
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#1 - Not only was actress Gillian Anderson not going anywhere, she never even watched cricket.
#2 - Guy on right: Uh...great hustle guys. Well, it looks like you two have it under control, so I'm going to...uh...
#3 - Ruth Wilson simultaneously breaks both her hips.
#4 - Gay men in France await the return of Jacques "Supergigi" Strapette, a high-priced super gigolo who has been out of the country since October. Over 100 johns, men and women, slept outside the Paris airport last night in anticipation of Strapette's return. Cousins Pierre Padeaux and Louis Coteur even made a sign for the beloved male hooker. "I've missed him so much," said Padeaux. "He has lips like porcelain, and eyes like moonlight dancing on the ocean!" Coteur and Padeaux say they have a three-way scheduled with Strapette on Friday.
#5 - Tom spins the plate on his finger while thinking "Yes. Yet another plate of cookies has been defeated. All hail the devourer!"