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Photo caption contest

Posted on: March 14, 2008 11:52 am
Edited on: March 17, 2008 5:26 pm
 

Time's running out to join Member Mayhem!!!



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March Scoreboard
1. Coach Bib13 9
2. Badger_colorado 8
3. bbb732k6 7
4. maestrojpl 6
5. TheSlackers 4
6. DDriver80 3
7. momluvsfootball 2
7. MainManx 2
7. Jalap 2
7. Strickly Butta 2
7. Jibberish 2
8. brownstown511 1
8. Pigtown1 1
8. naterb 1
8. jzinger34 1
8. Jellydonut 1
8. Jlo2323 1
8. jjlee 1
8. JayhawkFever 1
8. jgatorfan_008 1
8. laurensmama 1
8. tundrajaz 1
8. lemonstyx 1
8. MichiganP 1
*February winner: TennFan1975


#1 - Holy crap, man! Haven't you ever played shirts vs. skins before?! This is not how it works...
#2 - After twisting his ankle, the coach was helped from the court by his two invisible friends.
#3 - After returning to the dugout and exclaiming, "Hey, I think I did pretty good up there," Billy Crystal was slapped silly by a 21-year-old infielder who is trying to make the club.
#4 - Approximately 50 Chinese children were gathered in the gym for what they believed would be a baseball clinic instructed by a real major league player. However, upon entering the facility, Padres infielder Gus Rogers immediately took a kung-fu stance. While purposely moving his lips out of synch with his words, Gus told the children that he, "challenged their clan to a battle" and that his "tiger-lotus style could not possibly be defeated."
#5 - Everyone knows that Kobe Bryant is an outstanding athlete, but even Derek Fisher was shocked when Kobe lifted him off the floor by one butt-cheek.
Comments

Since: Mar 11, 2008
Posted on: March 20, 2008 11:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest

#5 Fisher is probably saying " yo Kobe man " remember what happened last time  you grabbed my butt? don't make me go there.



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: March 17, 2008 12:57 pm
 

Photo caption contest

#1- Once again losing a bet, good sport David Beckham paid whats owed to the delight of cricket match onlookers on Saturday.

#2-Willing to try anything for a win, this coach actually took a page from Mr. Miyagi's book and threw down a top notch crane kick, aimed at the opposing team. 

#3- Yankee lover Billy Crystal reacts to a heckling Tom Hanks who allegedly told him he "looked like a penis with that little hat on".

#4- The Padres thought it a wise plan to teach China's youth the "Hokey Pokey", which ultimately led to frustration when the young tykes kept putting their reft foot in...

#5- Always the team player, Derek Fisher was happy to help Kobe Bryant prove he is in fact the puppeteer of the LA Lakers.




Since: Aug 16, 2007
Posted on: March 15, 2008 4:05 pm
 

Photo caption contest

  1. Criquet has Balls and Strikes too.
  2. I will go Mr. Miagi if you don't stop calling fouls on us
  3. When Harry Met Joe Girardi
  4. This is how we surf in SD....
  5. Are you using the whole fist, Kobe?  Oh, yeah!



Since: Oct 7, 2007
Posted on: March 14, 2008 9:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest

Picture #1  With his resignation freeing him of any further constraints, Client 9 sets out to prove that the Emperer, indeed, has no clothes.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: March 14, 2008 7:50 pm
 

Photo caption contest

Sorry, gang. I've got to wrap this thing up early tonight.

The winners...

Jibberish
#1 - American Gladiator pilots it's "after hours" edition on Showtime tonight.

DDriver80
2) Welcome to the Soulja Boy dance off, College Coaches Edition

JayhawkFever
3. 'Now I know how Castro felt. I'm going to buy an island and rule with an iron hand'.

Jibberish
#4 - "Company Halt,, Charlie all over"

bbb732k6
#5- a)Rumors are still flying around the league, even though Kobe denies them, that Derek Fisher isnt a real player but a puppet operated by Bryant ... Kobe figured that since he has to do everything himself he may as well get payed an extra salary.

...and this guy

Coach Bib13
#1. Ghost technique:
Advantages: Fleet of foot, slippery, more freedom to move Disadvantages: .....nothing between your opponent and your twig and berries

#2. Coaching Crane style:
Advantages: confuses your opponent, puts you in prime position to react quickly when attacked Disadvantages: well......when you're this guys age.........you'll be needin the Bengay for the hips tonight

#3. Drunken Yankee:
Advantages: amuses your opponent, distracts him, leaving him vulnerable to attack Disadvantages: Eye hand coordination and reaction time are shot, not likely to get a hit in

#4. Creepy white guy style:
Advantages: your opponent doesn't want to look at you, let alone touch you, leaving you the opportunity to strike and run....or just run Disadvantages: Your opponent may laugh, and you will feel like an A$$......

#5. Jumping Jack style:
Advantages: makes you seem bigger than your opponent, gives you the upper hand on the situation Disadvantages: what goes up........must come down....


March Scoreboard
1. Coach Bib13 9
2. Badger_colorado 8
3. bbb732k6 7
4. maestrojpl 6
5. TheSlackers 4
6. DDriver80 3
7. momluvsfootball 2
7. MainManx 2
7. Jalap 2
7. Strickly Butta 2
7. Jibberish 2
8. brownstown511 1
8. Pigtown1 1
8. naterb 1
8. jzinger34 1
8. Jellydonut 1
8. Jlo2323 1
8. jjlee 1
8. JayhawkFever 1
8. jgatorfan_008 1
8. laurensmama 1
8. tundrajaz 1
8. lemonstyx 1
8. MichiganP 1          
*February winner: TennFan1975



Since: Feb 8, 2008
Posted on: March 14, 2008 7:34 pm
 

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1. Oh nuts.... !
2. Mr. Miagi..."Like this"?
3. I'm a jerk
4. Surfing boys... Surfing is the way to go
5. Hmmmm, I thought you'd have more grey!



Since: Sep 30, 2006
Posted on: March 14, 2008 5:45 pm
 

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#3 - Comedy meets tragedy. Billy's hitting is even funnier than his jokes.



Since: Jan 24, 2008
Posted on: March 14, 2008 5:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest

Everybody has their own fighting style...

#1. Ghost technique:
Advantages: Fleet of foot, slippery, more freedom to move
Disadvantages: .....nothing between your opponent and your twig and berries

#2. Coaching Crane style:
Advantages: confuses your opponent, puts you in prime position to react quickly when attacked
Disadvantages: well......when you're this guys age.........you'll be needin the Bengay for the hips tonight

#3. Drunken Yankee:
Advantages: amuses your opponent, distracts him, leaving him vulnerable to attack
Disadvantages: Eye hand coordination and reaction time are shot, not likely to get a hit in

#4. Creepy white guy style:
Advantages: your opponent doesn't want to look at you, let alone touch you, leaving you the opportunity to strike and run....or just run
Disadvantages: Your opponent may laugh, and you will feel like an A$$......

#5. Jumping Jack style:
Advantages: makes you seem bigger than your opponent, gives you the upper hand on the situation
Disadvantages: what goes up........must come down....



Since: Jan 10, 2007
Posted on: March 14, 2008 5:04 pm
 

Photo caption contest

2.) Not to be outdone by the CPDRC, Butch Peirre shows the crowd how you really do Michael Jackson's Thriller.



Since: Jan 10, 2007
Posted on: March 14, 2008 5:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest

2.) Not to be outdone by the CPDRC, Butch Peirre shows the crowd you really do Michael Jackson's Thriller.

 

 

 

 



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