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Photo caption contest

Posted on: March 27, 2008 11:38 am
Edited on: March 27, 2008 11:41 am
 

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March Scoreboard
1. Pigtown1 14
2. TheSlackers 13
3. bbb732k6 12
4. Coach Bib13 10
4. Badger_colorado 10
5. maestrojpl 6
5. Strickly Butta 6
6. momluvsfootball 4
7. DDriver80 3
7. Jalap 3
7. Jellydonut 3
8. MainManx 2
8. Jibberish 2
8. laurensmama 2
8. brownstown511 2
8. MichiganP 2
8. dookisevil 2
9. naterb 1
9. jzinger34 1
9. Jlo2323 1
9. jjlee 1
9. jawhk 1
9. JayhawkFever 1
9. jgatorfan_008 1
9. tundrajaz 1
9. Smorgie @ the Y 1
9. lemonstyx 1
9. gtbumblebee 1
*February winner: TennFan1975


#1 - Everyone knows that Kobe is the best kind of beef.

#2 - The game ground to a halt after the ball went over the fence in to old Mr. Johnson's yard. Like usual, the grumpy geezer was refusing to give the ball back.

#3 - The organizers of the 2008 Hemorrhoid-Awareness Seminar may have gotten a little out of hand this year.

#4 -Those vertical stripes really are sliming, ref. I'll tell you, I almost smacked it when you bent over.

#5 - The music cut off as the door swung open. Everyone in the saloon could sense the tension as the strangers took two steps inside, and then stopped. Surveying the faces, the man in the mask said, "I'm looking for the man that checked my pa."

At the far end of bar, "Slapshot" McCoy reached silently toward his stick. Somehow, he always knew this day would come.
Comments

Since: Sep 21, 2007
Posted on: March 28, 2008 12:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest

#1 - Just lean back! I'll catch you!!

#2 - Nash - "You found that ball where?!?"

#3 - Airheads can always be put to use....

#4 - Player - "You shouldn't have eaten that."
Ref - "Yeah, but I love beans..."

#5 - I'll give em the crazy eye!!



Since: Apr 4, 2007
Posted on: March 28, 2008 11:38 am
 

Photo caption contest

#1 Kobe Bryant attempts to mimic LeBron's pre-game "Star Dust" routine. Unfortunately, Kobe put the baby powder in his mouth.


Badger_colorado
Since: Jan 24, 2007
Posted on: March 27, 2008 10:52 pm
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Since: Feb 20, 2007
Posted on: March 27, 2008 10:42 pm
 

Photo caption contest

I should have never reminded Badger I was gaining ground last week. Never wake a sleeping Badger. Tomorrow I need to find my A game. Great performance today.




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: March 27, 2008 10:38 pm
 

Photo caption contest

ROFL!  I've been laughing all day about that one.  Your Freudian slip will definitely be ammo for the foreseeable future. 

Lol. I wouldn't expect it any other way.




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: March 27, 2008 10:35 pm
 

Photo caption contest

Big day for Badger...

Badger_colorado
#1  Kobe, the amateur magician, shows that the golf ball is not, in fact, in his hands.  Everyone plays along, even though they know it's in his mouth.

The Big B
#2- "I'm Steve Nash, the ruler of Canada and I will eat your soul if you don't give me that ball! Don't you know I won two undeserving MVPs?"

Badger_colorado
#3  The Wizard grants two brain requests in the same day.  He assures the young ladies that the swelling will go down eventually.

JLo2323
#4 - I'm not going back out there 'till Patrick Roy's son gets off the ice

Badger_colorado
#5  Authorities escort Hannibal Lecter into the courthouse.  He still manages to bite the court reporter and two guards.

...but the group goes to mom.

momlusfootball
Joe tries to figure out the true meaning of beefcake:

#1 - Kobe Bryant questions why it's only old ladies who want the beef.

#2 - Upset that a man in his 70's was chosen as Playgirls Playmate of the Month, the runner ups,  in a fit of anger, try to induce a heart attack by verbally attacking him.

#3 - This is not what they meant by the "red hat society", it's supposed to be old women with young men, not vice versa.

#4 - Having found out the ref had been chosen by Joe for beefcake pics, one player asked for advice on how he too can become the beef when he got older.

#5 - In open auditions for the Chippendale dancers, Joe (center), EK (right) and another CBS employee were eliminated from the tryouts because 1) removing the layers took longer then 3 songs and 2) it was obvious to the judges that dancing in skates was awkward and not very sexy.

March Scoreboard
1. Pigtown1 14
2. Badger_colorado 13
2. TheSlackers 13
3. bbb732k6 12
4. Coach Bib13 10
5. maestrojpl 6
5. Strickly Butta 6
6. momluvsfootball 5
7. DDriver80 3
7. Jalap 3
7. Jellydonut 3
8. MainManx 2
8. Jibberish 2
8. laurensmama 2
8. brownstown511 2
8. MichiganP 2
8. dookisevil 2
8. Jlo2323 2
9. The Bib B 1
9. naterb 1
9. jzinger34 1
9. jjlee 1
9. jawhk 1
9. JayhawkFever 1
9. jgatorfan_008 1
9. tundrajaz 1
9. Smorgie @ the Y 1
9. lemonstyx 1
9. gtbumblebee 1     &nbs
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*February winner: TennFan1975



Badger_colorado
Since: Jan 24, 2007
Posted on: March 27, 2008 10:35 pm
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Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: March 27, 2008 10:25 pm
 

Photo caption contest

Tell that to Joe.  He seems to find plenty of half-dressed, quarter-dressed and not at all dressed men.  Combined with yesterday's revelation about the old man sweat in his bedside drawer, I'm beginning to wonder about our photo caption creator.I told you...I meant the FOURTH option!



Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: March 27, 2008 10:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest

Not cool! Why am I the one checking out Joe's arse? I mean, it's nice but geez Ma, I wouldn't be that obvious.

Did you really want to be the one without the mask Eric?  Besides, I thought he was just trying not to trip



Badger_colorado
Since: Jan 24, 2007
Posted on: March 27, 2008 10:13 pm
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