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Posted on: April 2, 2008 2:15 pm


Food for thought...

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#1 - Pacman Jones went undercover, yesterday, to steal food from Feed the Children. Only hours after this picture was taken, three dancers at the Cheetah Dolls strip club  were showered in macaroni and cheese. Police reports indicated that the gunshots were fired at approximately 11:47 p.m.
#2 - Two minutes left in the game. Rockland Middle School - 62, New York Knicks - 16.
#3 - Wow, I guess hockey refs come cheap nowadays.
#4 - Everyone in the arena experienced a similar reaction when a commercial for Rosie O'Donnell's show aired on the Jumbotron.
#5 - You no help me now...I say forget you, Jobu. I do it myself

Since: Feb 25, 2008
Posted on: April 3, 2008 12:52 am

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#4 - Larry and Mark's loving embrace is shattered when Ron Artest walks by and pops them both in the face with a basketball. Eyewinesses over heard Artest saying "You guys are going to make me sick!!"

#5 - Whiffy the bat tells Mike Lowell, "Hey doofus, your fricking head is as long as your torso. Were you born next to nuclear power plant or what!?!"

Since: Jan 14, 2007
Posted on: April 2, 2008 11:45 pm

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#1 - I sure hope Roger won't mind if we hit that strip club for a bit, that girl is fine!

#2 - I can't believe they made us dress in our uniforms for the Elton John concert

#3 - Here's to hoping for another month of keeping all our teeth.

#4 - No Blood No Foul

#5 - I can't believe they used poplar, how many times do I have to tell them this stuff smells worse than Pedro's locker.

Since: Feb 6, 2008
Posted on: April 2, 2008 11:44 pm

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#1 My agent said that this place was a stripper convention?

#2 The Knicks tried a new form of defense tuesday night against the t-wolves.

#3 Not untill the munchies hit did the refs realize what the secret ingredient was.

#4 Hell, I can't quit you.

#5 Try as he might, he had no luck scareing the black off the bat.

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 2, 2008 11:42 pm

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The winners...

1. Adam Jones is pictured doing community service after his "Making it Rain for the Children" charity backfired last week. In related news, four 2nd graders that were involved with "Making it Rain for the Children" were suspended today after bathing thier Social Studies teacher, Miss Elliot, in lunch money during show and tell.

#2 Sick of whining and nobody listening, the Knicks bench have resorted to spelling WAA in hopes of reaching NBA fans outside of New York.

3. To Mitch and everyones surprise, the bakery spells his name with a B instead of an M on his retirement cake, leading to a scuffle the great lakes hadnt seen since Bill FLICK retired in 85.

4)  Thankfully these two players don't have the habit of playing with their tongues out.

Coach Bib13
#5. "That's the last time I let my cousin borrow my bat. Why else would an adult film producer want a baseball bat? Stupid! Stupid!

From the producers of "Scary Movie" and "An Epic Movie" comes this soon to be cult classic.  In a spoof of the "Fish That Saved Pittsburgh" comes the "Fish That Ate Pittsburgh", seen here are some stills from the film to be released on May 12.

#1 - Pacman Jones would be the first to notice and then subsequently eaten by the mutant barracuda that rose from the river along the wharf.  His shaken up friends/volunteers were heard muttering "he thought this would be close to the strip bars when he finished his community service".

#2 - Players tried to hide their face from the horror of the giant fish that entered the arena and began devouring the members of the opposing teams players.

#3 - It was the caviar topped appetizer that sparked the barracuda's desire to exact revenge on the city for eating her babies.

#4 - Academy award nominees Tim and Bob, touted for their grasp of the Scooby Doo and Shaggy acting technique, attempt to escape the rampaging fish as it enters the arena.  (See #2)

#5 - Ron Perlman stunt double attempts to be a hero by trying to blugeon the fish to death with a bat.  Not shown is the next scene where Ron Perlman stunt double becomes dinner for the fish.

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Since: Oct 24, 2006
Posted on: April 2, 2008 9:52 pm

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Photo #5)  What's this writing on here?  The ball smudged it, but I can make out a signature.  B-A-B-E  R-U........

Since: Mar 19, 2008
Posted on: April 2, 2008 7:59 pm

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#1 suddenly the crowd, children included, broke out in boos and chants of disappointment when they came to learn

the celebrity handing out food was only a Trick Daddy imposter.

#2 Sick of whining and nobody listening, the Knicks bench have resorted to spelling WAA in hopes of reaching NBA fans

outside of New York.

#3 Hockey refs are to cake as cops are to donuts.  (Little known facty by the way.)

#4 Oh, my god!   your breath is terrible.  Foul!  Foul!

#5 After finally removing the stick from his butt, he is absolutely appauled by the horrible smell!

Since: Feb 7, 2008
Posted on: April 2, 2008 7:46 pm

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Photo 3: We're sorry for that bad call guys, here, have some cake.

Since: Oct 12, 2007
Posted on: April 2, 2008 7:44 pm

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Since: Oct 12, 2007
Posted on: April 2, 2008 7:43 pm

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#1 - "Where ya'll mutha f___ers want 'dis."

#5 - "Oh my God!...this bat smell like the ghost of Don Zimmer's ass!"

Since: Sep 20, 2006
Posted on: April 2, 2008 7:40 pm

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#2 - Despite how bad your team is, sometimes the die hard fans and players just have to make themselves watch.

#2 - As the NY Knicks cheerleaders perform during a TV timeout, it's time to play a little game. Which NY Knicks player has been married less than a year? A) The guy pretending not to look. B) THe two guys hanging their heads because they've learned their wives will kick their a**es if they get caught

#3 - After getting advice from Ben Howland as to how to bribe the officials, the San Jose sharks figure they might as well give it a shot too.

#3 - Jay Bilas fills in for a lactose-intollerant hockey ref at the First Annual NHL Bakesale for underpriviledged children of celebrities.

#4 - The epitome of a love-hate relationship.

#4 - This will only take a second, just hold still
Wait a minute, where are you sticking your other hand?!

#5 - Yeah, Mike Lowell, your bat usually does smell like crap after you beat the crap outta someone with it.

#5 - Expecting another horrible start to the season, Mike Lowell starts trying to persuade analysts early that the reason why he stinks so badly until after May is because of his bat. I know baseball players are superstitious, but this is a bit extreme.

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