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Photo caption contest

Posted on: April 7, 2008 11:53 am

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April Scoreboard
1. Coach Bib13 3
2. naterb 2
2. brownstown511 2
2. Jellydonut 2
2. laurensmama 2
2. momluvsfootball 2
2. thefarnz 2
3. TrueHawkFan11
3. Jalap 1
3. JDizzy 1
3. billdawg12185 1
3. MainManx 1
3. gtbumblebee 1
3. bbb732k6 1
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner:

#1 - Shirt-eating zombies aren't really dangerous, but they do get a little annoying.
#2 - In January, Land Walk Wines released an ad featuring the slogan "A little class in every glass". Not to be outdone, the John Daly Vineyard released this advertisement, with the text "Go full-throttle, chug from the bottle". Wait. Who the heck let J.D. have a winery?
#3 - Goats with lipstick on... yep, nothing funny there.
#4 - Thousands show up for Okinawa's annual Sumo-spanking event. This year's winner was Kenji Katsaka, who was able to withstand 47 blows from the sensei's leather paddle.
#5 - Ronald hadn't banked on the size, and he suddenly began to regret the arrangement he'd made for free tickets to the game.

Since: Feb 7, 2008
Posted on: April 8, 2008 12:24 pm

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#1 - When I said I would give you the shirt off my back.... that's not quite what I had in mind!!!

#2 - mmmmm, a chick with three juggs

#3 - It's "Bring your date to the game night" in Wyoming - I know, that's baaaadddddd

#4 - Yep... you missed a spot.

Since: Apr 2, 2008
Posted on: April 8, 2008 5:59 am

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1) oh you make me SOOOO mad brint!! i just....i just cant allow you to sport the pink and grey any longer!!

2) whaddya mean ya dont know what a bj is....its 10 bucks same as downtown

3) the scourge the makers of astro-turf NEVER saw coming.......

4) asian jackass: hey old guy,hit me in the nuts with that clave' !!

5) dude....we gotta quit watchin that damn asian jackass

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 7, 2008 10:38 pm

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Tough ones today...

#1 - First came the edible panties, now to add to the line, the edible t-shirts. Not as sexy but still filling.

#2- Tara reid gets ready for the audition for 'Pretty Woman II : New Tara-tory" where she had to gain.... um, wait, thats really how she lives now? The cute girl from American Pie is a chubby drunk whore now? Hurray for type casting.

#3 - Although Oklahoma law did state that you couldn't put the hind legs of livestocks in your boots, there was nothing on the books specifically stating the use of makeup on farm animals.

4. Concerned about the increased usage of HGH, the Japanese sports commission has superstar Yamaguchiya give a specimen to the royal stool tester

5) "You are right Manute. The left one does hang a little lowere than the right one"

Coach Bib13
Extreme. . .
#1. Extreme hunger

#2. Extreme thirst, in an hour or so some guy will get extremely lucky

#3. Extreme humiliation

#4. Extreme gas, RIP Master Hguyen

#5. Extreme horniness

April Scoreboard
1. Coach Bib13 4
1. momluvsfootball 4
3. naterb 2
3. gtbumblebee 2
3. brownstown511 2
3. Jellydonut 2
3. bbb732k6 2
3. laurensmama 2
3. thefarnz 2
4. TrueHawkFan11
4. Jalap 1
4. Grundy22 1
4. JDizzy 1
4. billdawg12185 1
4. MainManx       

*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner:

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 7, 2008 10:07 pm

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#2. Shuless wouldn't kick her out of bed. . .
Not if there was another bottle around...

Since: Jan 17, 2008
Posted on: April 7, 2008 7:44 pm

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Photo 2- "My tongue is stuck!"

Photo 5- "I can't believe how short those shorts actually are."

Since: Feb 4, 2008
Posted on: April 7, 2008 7:44 pm

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#1-  Rick took it too literal when his doctor told him he needed more 'fiber' in his diet.

#2-  Tara reid gets ready for the audition for 'Pretty Woman II : New Tara-tory" where she had to gain.... um, wait, thats really how she lives now? The cute girl from American Pie is a chubby drunk whore now? Hurray for type casting.

#3-  )What the goat is thinking(  -  "Oh, great, thanks alot. Not only did you let her put the make-up on you but you let her put some on me too? Way to man up, Rick.... for the love of god wipe it off your face, you look like a gay cat. And by the way? Blue eye shadow is too 1970's and trashy.... there, I said it!"

#4-  Inspired by a 'South Park' episode, Funaki decided he wanted to attept to fit an entire  famous person up his butt. Not being able to get Paris Hilton, he settled for Rosie Odonnell. rectum? Nearly killed him!

#5-  No matter how hard you pray, God isnt really going to help you with your jump shot.

Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: April 7, 2008 7:11 pm

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#5) - "That thing can't be real, can it?  God I hope he keeps it away from me"

#5) - All hail the mighty Zog

Since: Nov 20, 2006
Posted on: April 7, 2008 5:35 pm

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#5.....After blowing out the Olympic torch for the 5th time, a protester falls down on all fours from total exhaustion 

Since: Mar 4, 2008
Posted on: April 7, 2008 5:23 pm

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Pic 1 -- Sergio Martinez took a page out of Mike Tyson's book but added his own twist. Martinez went for the gnawing of the arm routine after Chile beat his team in the World Cup Finals.

Pic 2 -- Brooke Robinson hasn't been at the race track for more than 20 minutes and has already hit the 'juice' pretty hard. Apparently she doesn't have much faith in her stables 3-year-old mare in the races today.

Pic 3 -- Goat 2 says: "I'm jealous. I wish I was sitting on this guys' lap." Goat 1: "Don't worry, you're not missing much."

Pic 4 -- Yokojima takes measurements to make sure the new butt wedge meets requirements.

Pic 5 --  A former NBA player lost a bet and must now have to watch games from his knees.

Since: Jan 1, 2008
Posted on: April 7, 2008 5:01 pm

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#1 Sergio was tired of being called a pillow biter so he decided to make sure everyone knew that he was a t-shirt biter instead.


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