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Photo caption contest

Posted on: April 11, 2008 11:52 am
Edited on: April 11, 2008 12:39 pm
 

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3. momluvsfootball 4
3. Jalap 4
4. RAZORBACKFAN 3
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5. Sports-Trader 3
5. naterb 2
5. brownstown511 2
5. Jellydonut 2
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5. thefarnz 2
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6. TrueHawkFan11
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6. Grundy22 1
6. JDizzy 1
6. billdawg12185 1
6. MainManx 1
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner:
TennFan1975

#1- Nobody was sure why, but Dwight Howard insisted on a wearing a tiara for his 23rd birthday.
#2- "No. 47 just crapped his pants. I don't care what you say, coach, I'm not guarding that guy."
#3- A black cowboy on skis? I'm so confused.
#4- "OK, on the count of three, everybody has to make their 'Oh-face'!"
#5- This picture clearly shows that Saudi rifles are actually just broomsticks with a little black duct tape.
Comments

Since: Mar 3, 2008
Posted on: April 13, 2008 10:13 am
 

Photo caption contest

#1 this doesn't look like a Burger King Happy meal.

#2 that's scary! he's twice as ugly as Rodman

#3 I told the bus driver Harlem not Slolam

#4 Turn your head and cough. You're next Avery.

#5 Tuck in that thong you girly man




Since: Aug 5, 2007
Posted on: April 12, 2008 11:41 pm
 

Photo caption contest

#1.) Dwight Howard: "My shirt says NBA CARES but they obviously don't if they're gonna make me wear this hat!"

#2.) Player: "Coach, can I wear a hat like Dwight's?"
      
;  Coach: "NO!"
      
;  Player: "Waaahhhhh"

#3.) And this is why you don't make bar bets with creative/sadistic people: they'll make you dress up as a skiing cowboy!

#4.) Dirk Nowitzki/Avery Johnson: "Smell this? This is how bad your officiating is tonight Buddy!"

#5.) Pacman Jones: "Let's hope Commisioner Goodell doesn't see this! I don't need him getting any ideas"  




Since: Sep 13, 2006
Posted on: April 12, 2008 6:29 pm
 

Photo caption contest

picture 4: Simon says, put your hands on your head.  Ohh looks like the ref lost.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 12, 2008 12:10 am
 

Photo caption contest

You guys get an F... an F for Funny!!!

Coach Bib13
1. "Ha-Ha-Ha-HaYOU-Little-Bastard
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. . .how the H*ll am I supposed to fit my foot in this???"
"I'm sorry Mr. Howard I didn't know......"
"Oh you're sorry? Me too......Give me them damn tickets back! Next! I got all day people, you got to give a little to get a little kids, I'm teaching you important life lessons"

Pigtown1
#2) From the diaphram you moron. You sound like a girl.

billdawg12185
Pic 3 -- Cowboy Troy got a little lost at the airport. Instead of going to Texas for a rodeo he boarded a plane to Canada, doubling the nation's African American population.

Jalap
#4 "Seriously ref, can't you do something about this midget that has been following me and copying me all game?"

Badger_colorado
#5 The prison guard is flummoxed after prisoner and escape artist "Dissapearo" manages to get to the other side of the security string. The guard guard wonders to himself "I wonder who that cricket player is" and then realizes he has been fooled after Disappearo crawls under the string and removes his disguise helmet. Disappearo remains at large.


Gundy22
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

1) "Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. "
" Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see. "
"What? Are you sure he's got one? "
"Oh yes, it's very nice! "

2) "No no no, it's "Aaaaauuuugggghhhh" from the back of the throat. "
"No I mean, "Whoooouuuuaaa!" as in surprise and alarm. "
"Oh, you mean like, "AAAHH!"
"Yes, that's it. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
H
!"

3) Black Knight : 'None shall pass."

4) Knights of Camelot: [singing] We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot "

5) "Bring out yer dead."
" I'm not dead."
" What?"
" I'm not dead. I'm getting better."
" No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment."
"I think I'll go for a walk."
'You're not fooling anyone, you know."

April Scoreboard
1. Coach Bib13 8
2. gtbumblebee 5
2. Jalap 5
3. momluvsfootball 4
4. RAZORBACKFAN 3
4. laurensmama 3
4. Sports-Trader 3
5. naterb 2
5. brownstown511 2
5. Jellydonut 2
5. bbb732k6 2
5. Grundy22 2
5. thefarnz 2
5. billdawg12185 2
5. Badger_colorado 2
6. TrueHawkFan11
6. Broncalanche 1
6. Pigtown 1
6. JDizzy 1
6. MainManx 1
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner:
TennFan1975



Since: Apr 11, 2008
Posted on: April 11, 2008 9:35 pm
 

Photo caption contest

Dwight Howard can do anything because he can fly like SUPERMAN.



Since: Sep 20, 2006
Posted on: April 11, 2008 7:29 pm
 

Photo caption contest

In Honor of Kaz Matsui:

Which of these guys don't have anal fissures?

1. Dwight Howard is doesn't.

2. These guys both do.

3. Either he doesn't anymore, or he's really enjoying them.

4.The ref doesn't, but it looks like Dirk and Avery do.

5. The Lacross player definetly does, and the guard is curious what they look like.




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: April 11, 2008 6:57 pm
 

Photo caption contest

When I grow up:

1) I'm gunna be king.

2) I'm gunna play for a sane coach.

3) I'm gunna be the worlds first chocolate snow cone.

4) (Referee) I'm gunna be the world's toughest prison guard.

5) I'm gunna do Jessica Simpson in America.




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: April 11, 2008 6:49 pm
 

Photo caption contest

Lol, I think it was Wednesday or Thursday. Ozzie Guillen...
I found it, you're right.  Wednesday.  Maybe I've been playing too much.  Thought for sure it was at least a week ago.  It's all starting to run together.....




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 11, 2008 6:42 pm
 

Photo caption contest

2) Coach:  My girlfriend has to open her mouth this big.

  Player:  I can one up that.  My girlfriend has to open her mouth this big.

(I think something similar may have been done in recent weeks on another one of the "open mouth" pics popular of late, but I couldn'tt find it..  If so, just disqualify me, and sorry)

Lol, I think it was Wednesday or Thursday. Ozzie Guillen...




Since: Mar 4, 2008
Posted on: April 11, 2008 5:56 pm
 

Photo caption contest

Pic 1 -- Despite being a millionaire, Dwight Howard still enjoys getting gifts and playing dress up proving he is just a big kid.

Pic 2 -- The coach of the Oklahoma City Racers and one of his guards yell "Waazzzuuuppp!!!!" in efforts to distract the free throw shooter.

Pic 3 -- Cowboy Troy got  a little lost at the airport. Instead of going to Texas for a rodeo he boarded a plane to Canada, doubling the nation's African American population.

Pic 4 -- Referee Tom Scott plays Simon Says with Dirk Nowitzki and Avery Johnson.

Pic 5 -- In Iraq, the lacrosse team goes throw vigorous workout drills...if that doesn't stop huffing and puffing soon it could be his last breathe.


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