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Photo caption contest

Posted on: April 22, 2008 11:52 am
Edited on: April 22, 2008 12:27 pm
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April Scoreboard
1. Coach Bib13 11
2. gtbumblebee 10
2. Jalap 10
3. billdawg12185 5
3. momluvsfootball 5
3. Jellydonut 5
4. laurensmama 4
5. RAZORBACKFAN 3
5. Sports-Trader 3
5. thefarnz 3
6. naterb 2
6. brownstown511 2
6. bbb732k6 2
6. Grundy22 2
6. LUV 2 Q 2
6. 24alldaylong 2
6. Broncalanche 2
6. Badger_colorado 2
6. Pigtown 2
6. CTowns.Finest 2
7. TrueHawkFan11
7. Lymanacoconut 1
7. kuchiefsfan 1
7. The Big B 1
7. FarFromSober 1
7. tundrajaz 1
7. JDizzy 1
7. MainManx 1
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner:
TennFan1975


#1- "Heeeey! Who turned off the Spice Girls in the middle of my practice!?"

#2- This man fell through a hole in the space-time continuum yesterday, traveling all the way from the year 1987. Authorities were alerted to the time traveler's presence when they heard Tiffany's I Think we're Alone Now emanating from a Walkman in the man's fanny pack.

"We immediately knew that we had a problem, because nobody has listened to that song in at least 15 years," said a secret government source. "I don't even think that any copies of that album exist in our time."

The source also confirmed that the cassette tape has been destroyed, and that the time traveler was sent to live with the Amish.
"We really don't understand his ways," said the source. "I tried talking to him about American Idol, but the guy had no idea what I was saying. It's best he just stay with people who appreciate his ancient culture."

#3- I don't understand. Are they exploiting old people?

#4- "Yeah, that's right. I just took them... If you ever see Henry Winkler, try tossing him something and see what happens."

#5- "So I was like, 'Yo, what did you say about the Archduke of Wellingsley!? Oh, it was on!'"
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Since: Aug 16, 2006
Posted on: May 13, 2008 4:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest

#3- Those Minnesota winters can take a toll on a young lady.



Since: Nov 23, 2007
Posted on: April 23, 2008 4:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest

#1  -- "Dont any of you remember my movies?....Loverboy...Can't Buy Me Love... anyone?...it's   me....McDreamy....no?...I'm so alone..."

#2 -- Light as a feather, stiff as a board...light as a feather, stiff as a board...

#3 -- Tragically, the people in the stands came for a square-dance, and a basketball game broke out...

 #3 -- God I wish my mom and her friends would stop showing off...

#4 -- "Bullocks, another present from the Fonz...."

#5 -- "I'm Vince Clorto, Keymaster of Gozer....are you the Gatekeeper?"




Since: Feb 9, 2008
Posted on: April 23, 2008 10:32 am
 

Photo caption contest

1. I knew I should have worn lace....

2.  Have they said how long he's been asleep?

3.  Its Friday, do you know where your mom is?

4. Of all the things I have ever signed...

5. I had that once, they swole to be this big...

 

 




Since: Apr 10, 2008
Posted on: April 23, 2008 1:38 am
 

Photo caption contest

#1.  You mean Dimebag Darrell is.... *sniff*.... d.. d.. dead?  WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??

#2.  Following an intense video shoot in a Tokyo subway, Japanese rapper Schadaraparr is accidently hit in the back of the head with his eyes crossed, freezing him in his final pose for the shoot.

#3.  With 2 Live Crew's "Me So Horny" dancers on strike, the Timberwolves enlisted the next best thing:  Barry Manilow's Copacabana Girls.

#4.  What has two thumbs and will never put these gloves to good use?  THIS GUY.

#5.  "Ya see, some people get lazy on the dance floor and can't hold their arms out correctly, like this.  They don't call it O-M-C-A, brother."



Since: Oct 5, 2007
Posted on: April 22, 2008 10:49 pm
 

Photo caption contest

1.)Maria why did you leave me?

2.)I say i win and you will have to drag me out of the train!

3.)Timberwolves=ugly a$$ cheerleaders

4.)Beckam "I wonder who's hands i'm signing because i'm sure they're not mine"

5.)So i went into this rap battle and i was like yo let me drop some lyrics and it turns out the people at those things don't like white rappers!




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 22, 2008 10:46 pm
 

Photo caption contest

Tie at the top...

momluvsfootball
#1) "Why, oh why, oh why can't I play one of the princesses, in 'The Princesses on Ice' show?"

kmgonz0826
#2 with the olympic games coming and fear of a bioterroristic threat, all vagrants will be tossed on the nearest train regardless of attire

Jalap
#3 - After many years of selecting the talent for the Timberwolves, Kevin McHale took over the talent department for the Timberwolves dancers as well. The results were much the same as with the basketball team.

kmgonz0826
#4. you think i look cool now, but wait till you see me with these bad boys on!! effortless hitchhiking from now on buddies.

Coach Bib13
#5. *80's techno pop playing* "Go Donnie! Go Donnie! OHHHH!" " You got served son!"



Jalap
Or here we go -

#1 - Benny pleads and begs the Timberwolves to fire Kevin McHale

#2 - Soshi Igunuayua , who has never heard of basketball let alone the Timberwolves, falls instantly into a coma when told the tale of Kevin McHale.

#3 - In an effort to to get McHale to leave on his own, the dancers are replaced. Unfortunatly McHale can not judge talent and could not tell the difference.

#4 - David Beckem offered his new automatic Japanese thumbs up devices to McHale if he would quit and stated, "I am too cool to let the people of Minnesota suffer like this. Plus a little voice in a corn field told me 'Ease their pain'."

#5 - "Seriously, if ineptitude were measured by the size of a goiter, Kevin McHale would have one this big."

April Scoreboard
1. Jalap 12
1. Coach Bib13 12
2. gtbumblebee 10
3. momluvsfootball 6
4. billdawg12185 5
4. Jellydonut 5
5. laurensmama 4
6. RAZORBACKFAN 3
6. Sports-Trader 3
6. thefarnz 3
7. naterb 2
7. brownstown511 2
7. bbb732k6 2
7. Grundy22 2
7. LUV 2 Q 2
7. 24alldaylong 2
7. Broncalanche 2
7. Badger_colorado 2
7. Pigtown 2
7. CTowns.Finest 2
7. kmgonz0826 2
8. TrueHawkFan11
8. Lymanacoconut 1
8. kuchiefsfan 1
8. The Big B 1
8. FarFromSober 1
8. tundrajaz 1
8. JDizzy 1
8. MainManx 1
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner:
TennFan1975



Since: Jan 15, 2007
Posted on: April 22, 2008 7:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest

1.  "I'm serious, Tonya Harding's ass was this big!!"

2.  Headline:  Dice-K, Okajima, and Kurt Suzuki in an opening day game in Japan causes avid fan to faint.  Guys from Intel commercials only rescue immediately available.

3.  "You're right Ruth, it is strange that none of us have husbands."
      or "The crowd seemed to enjoy this more the last time we did this, for the Minnesota Lakers."

4.  "And the 4th annual Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli award goes to..."

5.  "Honest to god man, he said Tonya Harding's ass was this big!!"



Since: Aug 17, 2006
Posted on: April 22, 2008 7:37 pm
 

Photo caption contest

Photo Caption Contest

1. After mandating that male skaters wear more formal male attire, including pants, shirt and tie, they once again fail to escape the homoerogenous stereotypes.

2. The Chinese take their first step ensuring they will ALL olympic medals during the upcoming games.

3.  Equal Opportunity laws gone too far

4. Knowing that David Beckam is married to Posh, his hands are celebrated as gods in Japanese culture

5.  After scoring on his rival during practive, he reminds him just "how fat" his mom is.




Since: Mar 25, 2008
Posted on: April 22, 2008 6:24 pm
 

Photo caption contest

1) THEY TOLD ME THIS WOULD NOT LOOK LIKE THE PUFFY SHIRT FROM SEINFELD!

2)WHILE UNLOADING THE PARTY TRAIN THEY WORE CHEMICAL SUITS SO AS NOT TO GET A CONTACT HIGH.

3) THESE ARE THE DANCERS YOU GET WHEN YOUR TEAM IS IN LAST PLACE!

4)I CUT THESE OFF THE LAST MAN THAT MADE A LEWD GESTURE TOWARD ME BLOODY WIFE!

5) REALLY REF ITS NOT FAIR THAT GOALIE'S BUTT IS THIS BIG. IT TAKES UP THE WHOLE BLOODY GOAL!




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: April 22, 2008 5:32 pm
 

Photo caption contest

Apologies all around:

1) My apologies for this outfit, but my bag with my really cool silk pink sequin blouse was lost by the airline.

2) My apologies for forgetting to tell you to wear an air-tight helmet for the toxic mold testing.

3) My apologies that the moms of the cheerleaders had to fill in, but their flight was delayed and the girls were unable to be here.

4) My apologies that these Iraqi shirt boxes come equipped with two hand grenades each.

5)  My apologies, but you're going to get a red card no matter what you say right now.

 



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