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Photo caption contest

Posted on: April 28, 2008 12:21 pm
Edited on: April 28, 2008 12:32 pm
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April Scoreboard
1. Jalap 14
2. Coach Bib13 13
3. gtbumblebee 10
4. momluvsfootball 6
5. billdawg12185 5
5. Jellydonut 5
6. laurensmama 4
7. RAZORBACKFAN 3
7. Sports-Trader 3
7. thefarnz 3
7. kmgonz0826 3
8. naterb 2
8. brownstown511 2
8. bbb732k6 2
8. Grundy22 2
8. LUV 2 Q 2
8. 24alldaylong 2
8. Broncalanche 2
8. Badger_colorado 2
8. Pigtown 2
8. CTowns.Finest 2
9. TrueHawkFan11
9. Lymanacoconut 1
9. kuchiefsfan 1
9. One4Favre 1
9. The Big B 1
9. FarFromSober 1
9. tundrajaz 1
9. JDizzy 1
9. MainManx 1
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner:
TennFan1975


#1- Nobody can guard a levitating midget who can hold a basketball with his genitals.
#2- "Predator called, he wants his teeth back."
#3- Referee Hanz Frugleborg was removed from the game after his neon orange shirt blinded several players and fans.
#4- "Virtual Target Shooter is kind of fun, but Duck Hunt is still better."
#5- If I saw something like that, I would hide behind Albert Pujols too.
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Comments

Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: April 29, 2008 6:50 am
 

Photo caption contest

Joe,

You have Jalap's group captions listed with me winning.  Not that I'm complaining, but in a tie for first, Jalap might.  HAHA.




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: April 28, 2008 10:24 pm
 

Photo caption contest

April Scoreboard
1. Jalap 14
1. Coach Bib13 14
2. gtbumblebee 10
3. Jellydonut 7
4. momluvsfootball 6
5. billdawg12185 5
6. laurensmama 4
6. Grundy22 4
7. RAZORBACKFAN 3
7. Sports-Trader 3
7. thefarnz 3
7. kmgonz0826 3
7. Badger_colorado 3
8. naterb 2
8. brownstown511 2
8. bbb732k6 2
8. LUV 2 Q 2
8. 24alldaylong 2
8. Broncalanche 2
8. Pigtown 2
8. CTowns.Finest 2
9. TrueHawkFan11
9. Lymanacoconut 1
9. kuchiefsfan 1
9. One4Favre 1
9. The Big B 1
9. FarFromSober 1
9. tundrajaz 1
9. JDizzy 1
9. MainManx 1
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975


Winner, winner...

Coach Bib13
1. Since when did New Balance make basketball shoes?

Jellydonut
2) Blonde guy: Remember that "Make My Dreams Come True" form the coach had us fill out last season? You're the lucky winner!! Pooh (seen here) will escort you on an all expense paid trip to the 100 acre woods to visit with Tigger, Piglet , Rabbit, and the rest of his friends.

Gundy22
3) "Dammit Fatone, for the last time, use your eyes and try to keep up. I know that call for the 30 yr. reunion tour will be coming anyday now or my name isn't JC."

Badger_colorado
Picture 4:

After years of frustration with her Mac, Jing Wei finally snaps.

"Go ahead beeatch! Give me the effin' error message! I dare you! I'll pop a cap in your screen!"

*Gun Shots*

"How you like me now, Mac?!?!? You got some smarmy arse preppy boy thing to say now?!?!?! DO YAAAAA!!!!"

(imagine Office Space scene where they're smashing the printer, with gangsta music in the background)

Gundy22
5) Everybody knows the safest place to be, when Larussa is celebrating Josh Hancock day, is behind the star firstbaseman.

...chicken dinner

Jellydonut
Reasons why Jalap is not very creative today:

1. After getting knocked in the gibblets by a giant basketball his creative juices were instantly over powered by pain.

2. When he got called out by "Amanda the Toothbrush Bear" for his lack of hygene all he could do is bear his ugly teeth and take a deep breath, despite the encouragement from his blonde headed buddy.

3. Even when presented with a yellow card for lack of creativity all he could come up with in response was "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!" while pointing at his head and trying to remember the word "head".

4. In a desperated act aimed at keeping Jalap atop the photo caption contest rankings, Mrs. Jalap threatened shoot the computer if he didnt come up with something good.

5. After misunderstand what Mrs. Jalap was going to shoot, Jalap took shelter behind the only thing he could think of the Mrs Jalap wouldnt shoot . . . her Latin Love God.



Since: Jan 17, 2008
Posted on: April 28, 2008 8:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest

Photo 5- "Woah, is he giving out free cotton candy?"



Since: Jan 17, 2008
Posted on: April 28, 2008 8:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest

Photo 4- "I'm sorry it had to come to this, i truely am."

 




Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: April 28, 2008 4:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest

1) Tired of seeing King James get all the good endorsements, Brown knows he can also sell items.  Here he is in his new "Cingular" commerical.

2) "I'm hungry.  Are You?"

"mmmmm"

"Well what do you want?"

"I like them there fried potaters.  mmmmmm.  I like em with mustard, mmmm."

3) "Dammit Fatone, for the last time, use your eyes and try to keep up.  I know that call for the 30 yr. reunion tour will be coming anyday now or my name isn't JC."

4) Natsumi took "trouble-shooting" her computer to a whole new level.

5) Everybody knows the safest place to be, when Larussa is celebrating Josh Hancock day, is behind the star firstbaseman.




Since: Mar 4, 2008
Posted on: April 28, 2008 4:35 pm
 

Photo caption contest

Pic 1 -- Chauncy "Uni-ball" Loft does his 'I just dunked on your a$$ dance.'

Pic 1 -- Mine is bigger than yours.

Pic 2 -- The new training for Manchester United -- get on your knees and take one in the mouth.

Pic 2 -- After getting beat by a header on Saturday's game the Manchester United coach decides to make everyone on the team go through a vigorous drill of getting kicked in the face.

Pic 3 -- I'm blind, was that a yellow or a red card you just gave me??
             Ref says: "It was red idiot"
             Player: "I bite my thumb at you!!!"

Pic 4 -- Apparently someone really hates computers.

Pic 4 -- I guess the receptionist got sick of viruses popping up on her computer at work. Shooting it wouldn't have been my first choice to fix the problem but, hey whatever works for ya.

Pic 5 -- J.R. Towelie attempts to hide behind Pujols so the pitcher doesn't see him.

Pic 5 -- Astro player says: Peek-a-boo, I see you.
             Pujols inner monologue - "I hope the pitcher throws the ball at me and hits this guy in the........



Since: Jan 24, 2008
Posted on: April 28, 2008 3:31 pm
 

Photo caption contest

1- (insert own big ball joke here)

2- in this edition of Dorf Plays Soccer we focus on the impact mascots have on the special needs players

5- %$!#...c'mon Pujols I can't see!...was that belt, clap, letters, hat??...or belt, wrist, letters, hat?!?...crap! now I don't know if this is a hit and run or a straight steal...




Since: Jan 31, 2007
Posted on: April 28, 2008 3:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest

That bear is planning to do something in Photo 2........



Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: April 28, 2008 3:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest

Gas attacks:

1) Having been propelled off the ground, players were astounded that it was also intense enough to propel the ball as far forward as it did.  However, it would have been more impressive if it actually made it to and through the basket.

2)  "Man, it's a good thing that bear behind you can't smell"

      "Yeah I know, otherwise we'd have a dead mascot"

3)  "Come on ref, that should have been a foul on him, god it was so bad it blinded me"

4)  Having finally gotten tired of her husband blaming it on the dog (which they didn't have), Debbie took matters into her own hands and threatened his prize computer monitor if he didn't fess up.

5)  (Man in back):   "God, don't tell me you just ripped one"

      (Front): "It stopped you from trying to steal didn't it?"




Since: Feb 26, 2008
Posted on: April 28, 2008 2:53 pm
 

Photo caption contest

4.  Mrs Jalap actually shoots the computer after reading Jalaps last post filled with spellin errers and not so good english.



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