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Photo caption contest

Posted on: May 2, 2008 12:16 pm
Edited on: May 2, 2008 12:17 pm

Don't suck...

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May Scoreboard
thefarnz 3
Jellydonut 2
Terry Tate 1
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

#1- Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
#2- This kid's parents might as well start looking for a good shrink.
#3- "So you're telling me that this earring doesn't make me look tough, it just accentuates my already-feminine features? Damn... Stupid chick lips."
#4- I don't know what's going on here, but I'm pretty sure that Ali should feel insulted.
#5- So the Australian Olympic team has it's own mascots... A kangaroo wearing boxing gloves?! A little stereotypical, don't you think? What, could they not find a dingo-with-baby costume? What about a shrimp-on-barbie costume? Better yet, why didn't they just hire Paul Hogan? I'm sure he's not busy.

Since: May 2, 2008
Posted on: May 2, 2008 1:59 pm

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Your #2 caption deserves to be a winner! Had me laughing out loud at work. Too funny!

Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: May 2, 2008 1:47 pm

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#1- And in another sign of the hard times caused by ever increasing gas prices, a member of the Lotus racing team was caught red-handed, trying to siphon gas from a competitors fuel tank.

#2- It was all fun and games till the mascot eventually caught up...

#3- PETA was furious to hear that this driver (demonstrating how he does it), pulled on his dogs ears for luck before each race.  Michael Vick may soon have a new roommate.

#4- Unbelievably, Rocky 6 is set to begin production next Fall.  The current working title?  Rocky VI - the thrilla vs. magilla the gorilla

#5- Before the much hyped main event featuring Kangaroo Jack vs. Sunflower Steve, the favorite, Kangaroo Jack was disqualified after the ref discovered his gloves were injected with "Round-up weed killer".

Since: Mar 4, 2008
Posted on: May 2, 2008 1:43 pm

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Pic 1 -- Hmmm......slurpie.

Pic 1 -- That's going to be one wicked brain freeze.

Pic 2 -- As if the WNBA needed anymore setbacks. The mascot chased away the Minnesota Lynxs' only fan.

Pic 3 -- Jean Pierre plays with his earring and answers questions about losing to Danica Patrick. He refutes the criticism and says he'll be the best woman Indy car driver soon enough.

Pic 4 -- Ali tries his hand at being a trainer. First subject the Phoenix Suns gorilla mascot, whom I don't believe can float like a butterfly or sting like a bee.

Pic 5 -- Anchor Suzy Sanders thinks interviewing the Olympic mascots is all fun but she doesn't realize what that crazy kangaroo plans on "hopping" on later.

Since: Apr 21, 2007
Posted on: May 2, 2008 12:53 pm

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#1 - "Nascar drivers make that much per race???  Call Joe Gibbs and tell him I'm available!"

#2 - 3 year old Paulie Pierce's parents get fined $25,000 when Paulie flashed this gang symbol to the crowd before a recent WNBA game.

#3 - "Roger Clemens gave me this earring when I was 15 years old." He's just a family friend.

#4 - "Why do they always bring Joe Frazier to these photo ops.... I don't want to see that Gorillia from the Thrilla in Manila ever again!"

#5 - The two mascots for the track and field Olympics event escort the one fan that showed up out of the arena.

Since: Oct 6, 2006
Posted on: May 2, 2008 12:51 pm

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1. Dang, I hope that wasn't what I think it was.
2. Hey, folks, look what followed me back from the bathroom. Can I keep him?
3. And this one controls the eyes.
4. See, I told you all along George Frazier was a gorilla.
5. Referee Wanda Gildner separates the contestants in the pansy kicking event.

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