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Photo caption contest: King of the jungle?

Posted on: May 13, 2008 12:00 pm
 

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May Scoreboard
1. Jellydonut 8
1. Strictly Butta 8
2. thefarnz 7
2. WarpedMind 7
3. Terry Tate 5
4. Smorgie @ the Y 2
4. reed8992 2
5. kmgonz0826 1
5. The Big B 1
5. LUV 2 Q 1
5. One4Favre 1
5. gtbumblebee 1
5. JLo2323 1
5. KARKARPG1STAR 1
5. neptune02780 1
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975


#1 Disney announced, recently, that it plans to remake Braveheart as a children's movie. The plot will be essentially the same, except that all the primary characters will be dressed as animals, and villain Edward Longshanks will be replaced with a computer generated talking snake, and the movie will now feature the musical numbers "He's a Scotsman, he's our man!" and "Who cares about freedom? I do!"
#2 We heard of the "Oh face", now we see the "No face".
#3 "Whoa! You weren't kidding! You did get a picture of Bob's mom tattooed on your butt! He is going to seriously bent when he finds out about this one!"
#4 Evolutionary scientists discover the missing link between tennis and ping pong.
#5 "No, no, no! Only the outfielders are supposed to "crow hop" before they throw the ball. And you're taking it way too literally!"

Comments

Since: Jan 20, 2008
Posted on: May 16, 2008 10:47 pm
 

Photo caption contest: King of the jungle?

#2 Ouch!!!  Who put that tack on my chair?



Since: Apr 21, 2007
Posted on: May 14, 2008 10:01 am
 

Photo caption contest: King of the jungle?

#3.....  Breaking news story!  More and more athletes are becoming addicted to crack!!




Since: Mar 6, 2007
Posted on: May 14, 2008 5:53 am
 

Photo caption contest: King of the jungle?

#1 - "Read my lips, I'm NOT a mime!!"

#2 - "Two...Three...Four...Hairflip
"   "I DID it!!"

#3 - The Ten Percent Society hosts its own version of the World Cup.

#4 - At the Italian Amazons Tennis Open, the loser gets fed to the lions.

#5 - During MLB's "be you'r favorite animal" day, we see Bullfrog Bob and Pelican Pete doin' their thing.




Since: Jan 23, 2008
Posted on: May 13, 2008 10:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: King of the jungle?

Tough choices

Stictly Butta
#1- Seconds later, onlookers gasped when the lion-man pressed his teats up to the glass

momluvsfootball
#2) - Secretly wishing the midol would hurry up and kick in.

reed8992
3. Can I get a hand over here....I lost my pet gerbil

WarpedMind
#4. Anna Kournikova finally finds a level she can handle.

kmgonz0826
5 - When animals attack MLB style. The baserunner takes cover from the attack of the killer flying squirrel. Aybar gives his best swooping hawk impression to no avail. the flying squirrel took off with all the nuts


Stictly Butta
-questionable times to fart-

#1- when you have a giant costume on...where will it go?
#2- When you are a girl...any time...in public or not, just don't do it...ever
#3- Actually this is a perfectly acceptable time to let one rip
#4- When 'quiet' should be observed, such as at a golf tourney or tennis match
#5- When you are covering 2nd base...if you carelessly offend an opponent, you might suffer a cleat mark the next time around"

May Scoreboard

1. Strictly Butta 10
2. Jellydonut 8
2. WarpedMind 8
3. thefarnz 7
4. Terry Tate 5
5. reed8992 3
6. Smorgie @ the Y 2
6. kmgonz0826 2
7. momluvsfootball 1
7. The Big B 1
7. LUV 2 Q 1
7. One4Favre 1
7. gtbumblebee 1
7. JLo2323 1
7. KARKARPG1STAR 1
7. neptune02780 1
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975



Since: Jul 19, 2007
Posted on: May 13, 2008 8:34 pm
 

Photo caption contest: King of the jungle?

Ok, I know I shouldn't but I can't help it. For those of you that don't get it, consider yourself lucky.

#5) Four words. Two girls, one cup.




Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: May 13, 2008 7:57 pm
 

Photo caption contest: King of the jungle?


#2) - Secretly wishing the midol would hurry up and kick in.

#3) - Knowing that this rookie was young and niave, the soccer team decided to teach him how to moon the crowd.  They weren't aware that he had chili the night before until it was too late.




Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: May 13, 2008 7:53 pm
 

Photo caption contest: King of the jungle?

Sorry, mom. Didn't realize that you had already helped reed with the answer. Good looking out!

I should be the one apologizing Joe, it's your blog, I should have let you answer...but you know me...always butting in



Since: Jun 28, 2007
Posted on: May 13, 2008 7:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: King of the jungle?

1- Butthead
2- Butterface
3- Butt of the joke
4- Buttress
5- Butterfly



Since: Jun 28, 2007
Posted on: May 13, 2008 6:53 pm
 

Photo caption contest: King of the jungle?

1- Their's no lyin' about it, this fan's got spirit.



Since: Mar 4, 2007
Posted on: May 13, 2008 6:42 pm
 

Photo caption contest: King of the jungle?

#1 It was "Dress like your favorite movie character" night at the hockey game. Joe was looked at in horror by all the fans when he shamelessly came into the arena dressed as the lion from The Wiz.
#2 After getting ridiculed for lip syncing on SNL, Ashlee Simpson decided to try another hobby where mouthing the words to songs and making weird faces is completely acceptable.
#3 Charmin has a very rigorous test before signing an athlete on to make commercials for them. One of those tests includes testing the smoothness of the athlete's butt before and after using Charmin to see if Charmin is all it is cracked (no pun intended) up to be.
#4 Female tennis players go on strike after the WTA decides that since women are nowhere near as strong as men they should have a smaller tennis court as well. They decided to conserve money and buy Fisher-Price's model instead of making full stadiums.
#5 Angels IF Erick Aybar is benched for an indefinite amount of time after being thrown out of a game for arguing that White Sox 2B Juan Uribe was safe at 2nd base. Aybar proceeded to beat his head against a locker in the team clubhouse multiple times after Angels Manager Mike Scioscia explained to Aybar that Uribe was actually on the other team.


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