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Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

Posted on: May 21, 2008 11:22 am
Edited on: May 21, 2008 12:45 pm
 

Belichick and his boobs...



















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#1- Five boobs.
#2-Even though tickle-fighting has yet to gain widespread notoriety, coach Pavel Crvcek conducts practice with an iron fist, and the eyes of an eagle. "No, no Rolf! When you hook the wrist, you go to the armpit! You should know this by now! Think about it, man... Why lift his arm that high if you're going for the stomach!?"
#3- OK, fine, you can lift more than me. You don't have to rub it in.
#4- As obesity becomes the hot-button issue, Japan rounds up its sumo wrestlers and forces them in to weight loss camps.
#5- "What do you mean, 'They found the rest of the tapes.'? I thought you said you destroyed those, Roger! Oh, the league is going to pay for this! I'm benching Brady! You see how many of these bandwagon New England fans stick around when we go 4-12! That's right... They'll all go back to wearing their old Cowboys gear... won't have to buy anything new because the logo hasn't changed! You just watch that revenue drop!"
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Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: May 21, 2008 4:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If he looks at that bimbos bust one more time so help me he'll be missing more than just his socks!




Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: May 21, 2008 3:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey there's Sue, I should wave but my hands are busy, oh I know...




Since: Aug 23, 2006
Posted on: May 21, 2008 3:44 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

1. (gigles) "You ready, Becky? Hey left nut" - "Hey right nut" (giggles)

1. "Pshhh....did you hear that pick up line? He says he knows Ladainian Tomlinson."

1. BB: "Hey girls, are either of you married?"

    Cheerleader
s: "No"

    BB: "Nevermind then"

 




Since: May 19, 2008
Posted on: May 21, 2008 3:17 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

#1. Pretending not to notice...Matt Walsh is video taping everything!

#2. Wow, that must have hurt. Glad I'm standing here poised, just looking concerned!

#3. A female Michael Jordan wann-a-bee. Never knew.

#4. Love to see these guys take on some UFC fighters! It would be funny to say they were wipped by men in diapers.

#5. Damn, Matt Walsh isn't around...better look for myself!

 




Since: Aug 22, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2008 3:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

#1 Belichick contemplates how to explain his affair with two Celtic cheerleaders.  He clearly did not understand it was cheating.

#2 Practices were always very strenuous and focused primarily on the most common soccer strategy.  Flopping.

#3 A  record is finally broken as this athlete lifts the worlds largest 15 pound weight.

#4 When thongs go wrong.

#5 "You on the way yet?  Hey, I forgot to put on socks.  You think you can bring me a pair?"




Since: Sep 13, 2006
Posted on: May 21, 2008 3:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

#1: Now there is a good place to hide a camera...

#2: "Broke Back Soccer School "Now if only bill will lend me one of his cameras I may be on to something here....

#3 I Did not know Gene Simmons could lift weights too

#4: The million million pound march

#5 "Doctor. Yes Bill here... I found a new way to hide cameras... My misses here will take two of what is in photo 1...."




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2008 2:57 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

5)  I'm having some private time with the family.  This is the fifth time you've called during the game with absolutely nothing to say.  Charles (Barkley), take me off your Favorite Five list already.  I'm beginning to understand Duane Wade's problem.



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2008 2:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

4)  Suma wrestlers day at Disney World.  There aren't a lot of them, but they each take up two seats, we have to leave every other car empty due to excess weight, and worst of all wipe down and sanitize after every ride due to diaper breakthroughs.



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2008 2:43 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

3) Sticking her tongue out at the judge was a bad move.  The judge was going to let it slide, but since weightlifting uses the NBA players dress code, she is in technical disqualification for wearing earrings.



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: May 21, 2008 2:24 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

-Blondes DON'T have more fun if....-

#1- they are next to another blonde with bigger hair, bigger teeth, and bigger boobs

#2-  their hair has turned gray

#3- there is a hot brunette that can beat them to a pulp thats getting all the attention

#4- EVERYONE else is a brunette...i mean everyone

#5- their significant other is a fashion disaster



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