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Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

Posted on: May 21, 2008 11:22 am
Edited on: May 21, 2008 12:45 pm
 

Belichick and his boobs...



















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#1- Five boobs.
#2-Even though tickle-fighting has yet to gain widespread notoriety, coach Pavel Crvcek conducts practice with an iron fist, and the eyes of an eagle. "No, no Rolf! When you hook the wrist, you go to the armpit! You should know this by now! Think about it, man... Why lift his arm that high if you're going for the stomach!?"
#3- OK, fine, you can lift more than me. You don't have to rub it in.
#4- As obesity becomes the hot-button issue, Japan rounds up its sumo wrestlers and forces them in to weight loss camps.
#5- "What do you mean, 'They found the rest of the tapes.'? I thought you said you destroyed those, Roger! Oh, the league is going to pay for this! I'm benching Brady! You see how many of these bandwagon New England fans stick around when we go 4-12! That's right... They'll all go back to wearing their old Cowboys gear... won't have to buy anything new because the logo hasn't changed! You just watch that revenue drop!"
Comments

Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2008 2:17 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

2)  The difference between the NFL and European Soccer is in the NFL the injured are put on a stretcher and carted off.  In Soccer they tickle the injured to lift their spirits and tell them to keep playing.



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2008 2:13 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

1)  Bill talking to the cheerleaders:  In my Cleveland days, I told Art Model we needed to hire some beauties that would perk up the place when that cool breeze blew over their chests, but he misunderstood and hired three lively Brownie elf mascots and gave away long orange underwear to the first 20,000 fans. 



Since: Sep 28, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2008 1:59 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

1) "if that man says one more thing about my tush, He's gonna wish Spygate was the worst thing that ever happened to him"

2) "If you want them to get a red card, you have to do a little better acting.  Good grimmace, but curl up, put your hands on your stomach..."

3) I told you I could jerk 100 lbs.  Jerk.

4) Unless you're the lead Sumo, the view stinks.

5)  "Roger, I'm missing a home video, you wouldn't have ....  Yeah, that one"




Since: Mar 24, 2008
Posted on: May 21, 2008 1:49 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

Picture #1 --- I hope Walsh is getting this on film!!!

Picture #2 --- Ok folks, here we are at the "Operation" championship, oh my, he is going for it... I think, yes it is time for the funny bone... one can only hope he pulls this off...

Picture #3 --- Another Steriod Story... You should see what comes out when I put this down...

Picture #4 --- For the Fall Collection we have our newest Pleasantly Plump Collection, as you can see we are letting it all hangout to the delight of this young lady

Picture #5 --- So you did get it on film??? Great... let's hide it with the others, the Misses has turned into another Mangini as of late...




Since: Jan 31, 2008
Posted on: May 21, 2008 1:36 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

1.  "If we don't turn around, he will not bother us....don't look back Cindy, look at the floor like me....if he talks to us, he will brag about how he is the man of Boston.....but we all know it is Paul Pierce"

2.  "Ok, I am standing back because I have never seen an injury that gross and I am about to throw up"

3. "NAAH NAAH....you didn't think I could do it....well I showed you.....just don't go to my locker and find my "special" pills

4.  She holds out her hands in anticipation of a wrist band or a head band and his reply back is, hey, I have something to put in your hand

5.  "I know Tom, she is really old, but she puts up with me....I know that hot coed that you saw me with on ESPN at the Florida/SDSU NIT game was wayyyyyyyyyyyyy hotter, but sometimes you just have to bite the bullet.  I have to make family appearances so not everyone in the United States thinks I am evil"



Since: Jan 24, 2008
Posted on: May 21, 2008 1:36 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

1. Video tape later revealed exactly where Belicheck's hands were...

2. Coach standing - "Yes, yes...good take down, but you forgot the elbow to the groin. How many times do I have to tell you? The only way we're going to beat Beckham is with a clean take down and a flagrant elbow to the jewels!!"

3. Who's your bitch now?!?

4. Contestants for this season's "Japanese Bachelorette" file into the studio.

5. Out of the corner of his eye Bill catches a glimpse of the jumbo-tron and reacts to the replay of the videotape indicating the location of his hands on the cheerleaders...Oh $#!%!!!




Since: Feb 9, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2008 1:30 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

Women!  There's no pleasing them.  I finally quit wearing white socks, and still you're not satisfied!"

Warped mind--you inspired me!

#5--BB on the phone to the cleaners--"You have to find my grey hoodie!! YES, I know my wife likes the leather jacket and loafers look; but I miss my grey hoodie.  I should never have brought it in to be cleaned!!"




Since: May 20, 2008
Posted on: May 21, 2008 1:26 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

#1  "Everywhere I go people cheer for me!  They love me!  All that applause and it's all for me!"

#2  "A little bit more to the left..ah yeah.  That's it.  Do it like that.  Yeah that's good.  Daddy likes that...."

#4  The tremors could be felt all the way into China.  (Is it too soon?)

$5  Where did those cheerleaders go?  I need to upgrade to a newer model.




Since: May 21, 2008
Posted on: May 21, 2008 1:24 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

1) I know the name of this great videographer...

2) It's not a red card if he's into it.

3) Steroids make strange things grow for women.

4) Just pray the guy at the top doesn't trip...

5) "...yes, she's right here...no, I won't tell her you like her jugs, Roger."




Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2008 1:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

  1. Even Playmate cheerleaders can't distract Bellichick from the hidden camera.  (hacknslice's silicon cam is a tough act to follow)
  2. Another soccer player victimized by the serial shirt biter.
  3. Yep: the tongue is indeed the strongest muscle in the body.
  4. Minnesota union workers outraged after Gov. Pawlenty outsources bridge inspector jobs to Japan.
  5. "Women!  There's no pleasing them.  I finally quit wearing white socks, and still you're not satisfied!"


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