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Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

Posted on: May 21, 2008 11:22 am
Edited on: May 21, 2008 12:45 pm
 

Belichick and his boobs...



















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#1- Five boobs.
#2-Even though tickle-fighting has yet to gain widespread notoriety, coach Pavel Crvcek conducts practice with an iron fist, and the eyes of an eagle. "No, no Rolf! When you hook the wrist, you go to the armpit! You should know this by now! Think about it, man... Why lift his arm that high if you're going for the stomach!?"
#3- OK, fine, you can lift more than me. You don't have to rub it in.
#4- As obesity becomes the hot-button issue, Japan rounds up its sumo wrestlers and forces them in to weight loss camps.
#5- "What do you mean, 'They found the rest of the tapes.'? I thought you said you destroyed those, Roger! Oh, the league is going to pay for this! I'm benching Brady! You see how many of these bandwagon New England fans stick around when we go 4-12! That's right... They'll all go back to wearing their old Cowboys gear... won't have to buy anything new because the logo hasn't changed! You just watch that revenue drop!"
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Since: Feb 9, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2008 1:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

#4--A new sport in Japan--Sumo wrestler racing! Never big on horse racing, the Japanese have substitued Sumo wrestlers.  Here they are walking to the post wearing the colors of their "stables."  In the background hear the bugle call. . .



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: May 21, 2008 1:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

#1- First there was Spygate.  Now embattled coach Bill Belichick is involved in yet another scandal....Forni-gate!

#2- After complaining of stomach cramps, the trainer was summoned on to the field where he quickly offered relief to the player by pushing a fart out.  The surprised coach standing downwind, did his best to keep his composure.

#3- This picture shows Michela Jordana moments before her unfortunate injury.  Unable to speak herself now, her translator articulated, "this is why you don't play any sport with your tongue out.  The weight was just too much, and when it dropped on my head, there was no time to react."

#4- Kim Sung, pictured at the bottom right, thought she was attending a feminist rally.  Said a red-faced Sung: "I can't believe it, who could know the difference?"  Someone did, who was happy to point out that the only real difference between feminists and Sumo are that Sumo wrestlers shave their legs...

#5- Bill Belichick caught more grief yesterday as he was pretending to be on his phone, obviously trying to ignore his wife until it suddenly rang...then the jig was up.




Since: Apr 26, 2008
Posted on: May 21, 2008 12:59 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

1)  I dont want to see a Doctor it has only been 3 hours 59 minutes.....you two coild help.

2)   I will respect you in the morning.

3)  I will get her attention:    Look how long my tongue is.

4)  Each year the heard travel trough....it is a tourist dream to see these massive animals.  (oh these are not Elephants)

5) They have Randy on tape with PacMan  at the strip club?     Roger, tell me it did not happen! 




Since: Jan 1, 2008
Posted on: May 21, 2008 12:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

#4 A new governement program in Japan hopes to discover how long it takes diaper rash to develop in sumo wrestlers.  The wrestlers are sent on long afternoon walks and are checked each mile by scientists who check for schmegma, chaffing and blister formation.  The hope of the Japanese government is solve the rampant diaper rash problems that have plagued sumo wrestlers for centuries. 

When asked about the program famous sumo Yokozuna stated, "It has been a very helpful study especially since I can't see my own penis to assess the chaffing or schmegma development."




Since: Mar 4, 2008
Posted on: May 21, 2008 12:31 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

Pic 1 -- You can't fool me, Coach Belichick was photoshoped in that photo right?

Pic 1 -- Despite his efforts to stay incognito Coach Belichick was caught spying again and escorted from the building.

Pic 2 -- The coach must be regretting choosing soccer over rugby.

Pic 2 -- this takes turning your head and cough to a new meaning.

Pic 3 -- Anika Burns goes 'Michael Jordanesque' in her weightlifting competition.

Pic 3 -- I wonder what else she uses her tongue for?

Pic 4 -- Hi-ho, hi-ho.......

Pic 4 -- Spain has the running of the bulls. Japan has the walk of shame for sumos.

Pic 5 -- Why does Belichick look so sad? Did you see the first photo?

Pic 5 -- Hey guys, yeah I'm still court side. They'll never guess that I hid a camera in my wife's blouse.


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Posted on: May 21, 2008 12:26 pm
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Since: Aug 22, 2006
Posted on: May 21, 2008 12:18 pm
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Since: Nov 10, 2006
Posted on: May 21, 2008 12:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

1)  Bill will endorse any product.  Here he proudly displays the before picture (girl on the left) and the after picture (girl on the right).

2)  My god that taco is killing my stomach

3)  "That's right, dudes dig it."

4)  Pampers launches there largest ever international promotion.

5)  "Yea, she's not looking, I'm looking right at her.  Go to the drawer right next to my gray hooded sweatshirt---grab me some socks.  I was in such a hurry I ran out of the house without any and she'll be pissed if she sees me like this."



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