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Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

Posted on: June 4, 2008 11:28 am
Edited on: June 4, 2008 11:29 am
 

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*February winner: TennFan1975



#1- When Mark Walters discovered a loophole in the rulebook, his patented "lay-on-the-basket" defense quickly made him the top defender in the league.
#2- The Lakers were mystified by the Celtics' decision to amputate the lower half of Rajon Rando's legs... something about "really trying to push the ball down low".
#3- "No, seriously, get it ready... I'm hungry, son!"
#4- Now that's how you give someone the "stink eye".
#5- OK, raise you hand if you own a mirror... Not so fast, green hat.
Comments

Since: Mar 20, 2008
Posted on: June 6, 2008 10:54 am
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

JOE, this is my first visit to your blog but it won't be my last. Be back after I find time to read all the posts and think up something of my own. Pistorius references already taken!!!!!    That's some funny stuff you got going on here.



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: June 6, 2008 9:30 am
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

Man...I missed an entire discussion about Richard Simmons??

Normally, I wouldn't even condiser adding a caption here....you just laugh when you look at him!!

But the real headline can't even be beaten anyway:  "Exercise guru Richard Simmons was cited for misdemeanor assault Wednesday night for allegedly slapping an airport passenger who made a sarcastic remark about one of his exercise videos."

I did not make that up!  Here is proof! 




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: June 6, 2008 7:13 am
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

but I'm not sure the admin will let that one fly

Fixed it.....much better.

Did you get your computer problem taken care of?




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: June 6, 2008 1:27 am
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

Wow!!! That was awesome, I didn't know that you CBS guys could do that!! But, I like my Richard Simmons avatar. I'm gonna leave it. LOL. That's hilarious, but I'm not sure the admin will let that one fly... You could use the word "woman" I suppose... or "boyfriend"... or maybe "boy toy"... but that makes it sound like I'm one of those "pretty" guys... Oh well, your call... they're all equally offensive!



Since: Apr 10, 2008
Posted on: June 6, 2008 1:18 am
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

Just to echo what's already been said - Thank you, Joe, for doing these photo caption contests.  These things single-handedly get me through work some days.  I enjoy reading everyone's captions as well.  It's fascinating to see how everyone's brain functions differently when they see these pictures.   Of all I've read, I think Butta has 4 out of the 5 that have made me laugh the hardest.  Keep up the good work everyone!



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: June 6, 2008 12:31 am
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

I'm not the one with a Richard Simmons avatar!Wow!!! That was awesome, I didn't know that you CBS guys could do that!! But, I like my Richard Simmons avatar. I'm gonna leave it. 



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: June 5, 2008 6:33 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

LMAO - Are you sure you don't have it? I mean, I'm not the one with a Richard Simmons avatar!



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: June 5, 2008 6:31 pm
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Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: June 5, 2008 4:47 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

- Ktopp, you've just missed on a bunch of these. You'll get yours, don't worry.

Joe:

I really hope you don't think that was complaining about anything, I really wasn't. I was just venting frustration at myself. And I really really really hope that you know that I know that you and Strictly Butta (or any user for that matter) don't have any sort of bribery tactics going on. I apologize to you and Butta for insinuating that if that's how you took it. You do alot of great work here and we all appreciate it. Thanks for the props and  I'll see you tomorrow!!

p.s. - Since there are "no major rules" does that mean that it didn't bother you when I brought up you and Richard Simmons yesterday? I hope not, because I would really need to apologize to Richard for grouping you and him together. And I lost his number. Do you still have it tattooed on your chest?




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: June 5, 2008 4:25 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

No contest today, by the way. My computer has been down since this morning, and I just won't have the time to do it. Everything should be good by tomorrow, though.


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