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Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

Posted on: June 4, 2008 11:28 am
Edited on: June 4, 2008 11:29 am
 

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June Scoreboard
1. Strictly Butta 2
1. momluvsfootball 1
1. billdawg12185 1
1. turbozo 1
1. CTowns.Finest 1
1. bostonboy 46 1
1. reed8992 1
1. jellydonut 1
1. vwcats 1
1. TJ4499 1
1. gtbumblebee 1
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975



#1- When Mark Walters discovered a loophole in the rulebook, his patented "lay-on-the-basket" defense quickly made him the top defender in the league.
#2- The Lakers were mystified by the Celtics' decision to amputate the lower half of Rajon Rando's legs... something about "really trying to push the ball down low".
#3- "No, seriously, get it ready... I'm hungry, son!"
#4- Now that's how you give someone the "stink eye".
#5- OK, raise you hand if you own a mirror... Not so fast, green hat.
Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 10:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!


bostonboy46
1) Superman, as a teenager gets "high" and hallucinates that he is taking his drivers test... "10 and 2, 10 and 2!"

jzinger34
#2. Rondo, to this day, is still unhappy about not getting the role of Lt. Dan Taylor in the movie Forrest Gump!

Strictly Butta
#3- Management, teammates & officials were dumbfounded Tuesday, when for approximately 15 minutes, Terrell Owens was quiet and eating popcorn. "It wasn't until we realized he was watching a previously recorded press conference of...himself that we figured out what was going on". Said owner Jerry Jones. .......TO ladies and gentlmen!

Beevillian
4) Tired of being ridiculed from the other Little Rascals, Buckwheat displayed how much of a baller he really was.

momluvsfootball
#5) With Gary going off of his viagra due to heart issues, Penny was forced to seek the company and comfort of another man.


Strictly Butta
-Beijing announces 5 new Olympic events-

#1- "Basket-nastics": Yep, since no one really cares about men's gymnastics OR olympics basketball, they just figured they'd combine the two events..
#2- Knee Racing: Although one player was already banned for hiding springs under his suspiciously extra padding...
#3- Popcorn eating Contest: Because Kobayashi would kick ass with any other food
#4- The Gauntlet: A female event, where the runner must carry a ball through other burly competitors. More details to come...
#5- The Cougar Hunt: Here, American favorite, Donny Wahlberg proves a champion cougar is not all about looks...

June Scoreboard
1. Strictly Butta 4
2. bostonboy46 2
2. momluvsfootball 2
3. billdawg12185 1
3. turbozo 1
3. CTowns.Finest 1
3. reed8992 1
3. jellydonut 1
3. vwcats 1
3. TJ4499 1
3. jzinger34 1
3. Beevillian 1
3. gtbumblebee 1
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975



Since: Jul 13, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 10:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

1. 2008 Gymnastic Olympic trials

2. We can rebuild him, we have the technology!!

3. Feed me the money!!

4. Wrong end of a lady speed stick commercial

5. We met on E harmony




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 10:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

But you do watch "Sweatin' to the Oldies" while listening to Elton John?Of course not. If I turn up the Elton, how am I supposed to hear Richard or the Oldies, man?



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 10:08 pm
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Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: June 4, 2008 10:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

Hey, now... You hold on just one dang minute! I don't, nor have I ever watched the WNBA!

But you do watch "Sweatin' to the Oldies" while listening to Elton John? 



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 9:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

Shueless Joe comments:

#1 - "Hey if they kept the rim this low all the time, I might not look like elementary school girl playing basketball out there. Look at me go, WEEEE!!!"

#2 - "Even if the shortest guy out on the court cut off 1/2 his legs, he would still be able to jump higher than me. I suck..."

#3 - "I can get my mouth open much wider than that. Did I mention that I watch "Sweatin' to the Oldies" while listening to Elton John? Oops...did I say that out loud?"

#4 - "Oh yeah, smell that unshaved pit, I love the WNBA!!"

#5 - "Man, who is that hottie standing next to that guy in the green hat?"

Hey, now... You hold on just one dang minute! I don't, nor have I ever watched the WNBA!

 





Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: June 4, 2008 9:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

#2 - After realizing this is the only way she has a chance of winning, Hilary Clinton hires Jeff Gillolly's brother, Max, to take out Barack Obama "Kerrigan" style. Well, it didn't work. Barack won anyways and he is recovering in the comfort of his home.



Since: Jul 31, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 6:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

3.) Police are now questioning TO in the MIcheal Vick dog fighting case after this photo of him surfaced showing him destroy all of his past crumpled up betting slips.



Since: May 28, 2008
Posted on: June 4, 2008 6:20 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

PIC 4

Whew! she shaved today




Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 5:32 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

#1  I love these air Jordans next time I won't drink that Red Bull before playing.

#2  I never got on my knees to get a job.

#3  This Atkins diet sucks, hope no ones looking.

#4 They sid raise your hands if your sure, your not wearing any sure honey!!!

#5 I thought I had seats with his brother Mark,  not the funky bunch



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