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Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

Posted on: June 4, 2008 11:28 am
Edited on: June 4, 2008 11:29 am
 

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#1- When Mark Walters discovered a loophole in the rulebook, his patented "lay-on-the-basket" defense quickly made him the top defender in the league.
#2- The Lakers were mystified by the Celtics' decision to amputate the lower half of Rajon Rando's legs... something about "really trying to push the ball down low".
#3- "No, seriously, get it ready... I'm hungry, son!"
#4- Now that's how you give someone the "stink eye".
#5- OK, raise you hand if you own a mirror... Not so fast, green hat.
Comments

Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 2:31 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

3)  Jerry Jones:  "Hey TO!  That's not butter on that popcorn." 



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 2:25 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

#3) - Having heard there was a corn shortage, TO starts to hoard...in his momentary panic, he forgot all about the family he had to feed.

Totally absurd.  I like it.  lol



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 2:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

There is no limit:

1) In the NBA, there is no limit on how high a man can jump.

2) In the NBA, there is no limit on how many bandages you can use.

3)  There is no limit how much popcorn TO can stuff in his huge mouth.

4) There is no limit on how few fans attend a WNBA game.

5)  There is no limit on how young Laverne is willing to go.




Since: Nov 20, 2006
Posted on: June 4, 2008 2:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

#4...."Damn Velcro"



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: June 4, 2008 2:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

#1:  Now if I can only get in position, I can complete the "slam dump" and see what all the hype is about.

#2:  " No seriously, Rondo, let me add you to my faves in my new mic-phone!"

#3:  Executive VP for Taste Opeations at Orville Redenbacher, Inc. loves his job!

#4: Damn Shaniqua!  That better be your pit I'm smellin"!!!

#5:  "Penny" for your thoughts?




Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 2:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

1)  When Mark Walters was asked to be a prop in the slam dunk contest, he never thought he would be the basketball.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 2:00 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

1) Sam Cassell was trying anything to get more playing time, including using Ray Allen as a night stick to take out Rajon's knees.



Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: June 4, 2008 2:00 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

#3) - Having heard there was a corn shortage, TO starts to hoard...in his momentary panic, he forgot all about the family he had to feed.



Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: June 4, 2008 1:58 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

After all these years, Lavernce still looks great, Shirley one the other hand.......

ummm...

that is Laverne...lol.  (Shirley must have had the sex change op).




Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 1:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

3)  Jerry Jones thought he would pull his favorite Halloween prank and place tiny razor blades inside the popcorn.   He quickly then asked if TO would sign a $200K injury settlement.


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