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Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

Posted on: June 4, 2008 11:28 am
Edited on: June 4, 2008 11:29 am
 

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#1- When Mark Walters discovered a loophole in the rulebook, his patented "lay-on-the-basket" defense quickly made him the top defender in the league.
#2- The Lakers were mystified by the Celtics' decision to amputate the lower half of Rajon Rando's legs... something about "really trying to push the ball down low".
#3- "No, seriously, get it ready... I'm hungry, son!"
#4- Now that's how you give someone the "stink eye".
#5- OK, raise you hand if you own a mirror... Not so fast, green hat.
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Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 1:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

5)  After the National Anthem commences,  Penny Marshall realizes she asked the wrong Wahlberg on a date.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 1:50 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

4) Tired of being ridiculed from the other Little Rascals,  Buckwheat  displayed how much of a baller he really was.



Since: Nov 15, 2006
Posted on: June 4, 2008 1:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

In the newest commercial for the NBA finals, Its Larry Bird and Magic Johnson playing horse. Magic goes first and calls his shot. "White Boy, off the scoreboard, over the rafters, off the backboard, nothing but net. Magic lost his turn as the White Boy caught a little rim.



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 1:38 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

5)  Now we know she meant dating a man half her age when she said doing it her way to make all her dreams come true.



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 1:31 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

4)  Player in blue:  That's it.  Hold your arm right there.  Ahhh (wiggling head in armpit).  About two weeks since your shaved?  Perfect abrasion.  That was the worst itch I had on my forhead

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Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 1:24 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

4)  Player in blue:  That's it.  Hold your arm right there.  Ahhh (wiggling head in armpit).  About two weeks since your shaved?  Perfect abrasion.  That was the worst itch I had on my forhead



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 1:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

2)  Those pads are protection.  Remember what Tanya Harding did to Nancy Kerrigan?  Well, I've been a little worried about Koby.  He tries to whack me over the knee I'm covered, and then wham.  I give him a flagrant two and wait for the officials to arrive. 



Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 1:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

  1. Adam Sandler wastes little time shooting scenes for his next movie.
  2. Now we know why NBA players have so many illegitimate children: nobody has demonstrated the correct way to wear those extra large condoms.
  3. With NFL officials wised up to the Whizzinator, T.O. demonstrates how the Popcornator can be used to mask those pesky chemicals.
  4. The only known photo where Diane Tourasi's tongue isn't hanging out.  Can't say that I blame her.
  5. Laverne reminisces about the good old days when she could at least get Squiggy's attention.



Since: Jun 6, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 1:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

1.  I know these things are collapsible!!  Errgh!!!

2.  Implants, implants!  What bionic implants?

3.  Mmm, that there, popcorn sure is great stuff!!

4.  Why can't I straighten up?  What could be holding me back from just standing up?!!  (sniff) Why, that is strong enough for a man!

5.  "Bud" "Weis"  "er"... "Rrribbit"




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: June 4, 2008 1:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

#1 - The NBA fined Johnny $500,000 after he attempted to manually lower the basket during a recent game so he and "the rest of the shorter honky players would have a chance". Silly Johnny...

#2 - After alot of convincing, the Boston Celtics and the Phoenix Suns reached an agreement that would allow parts of Shaq's body to be removed and re-attached to various Boston players. This is just in the test phase right now and only 1 Boston player has agreed to try it. If it works, Shaq's upper thighs would be next and his lower torso after that. His free-throw shooting hand and arm were purposely left out of the contract. No other terms of the deal have been released.

#3 - In an effort to control T.O. during the offseason, the Dallas Cowboys told him that he was being sent to the "best trainer in the USA". What Terrell didn't know was that "trainer" was really an elephant trainer at the circus. He is now having fun eating popcorn from the concession stands and cleaning up all the animal poop with a big shovel.

#4 - After numerous player complaints and several verbal and written warnings, the WNBA rules commitee installed a no "pit-sniffing" clause to the rule book.

#5 - In the latest episode of "Washed-Up Celebrities" Donny Wahlberg and Penny Marshall attend an NBA game to see if anybody recognizes them. After numerous Jumbotron appearances and 1 attempt to start the "Wave", both left completely dejected and will probably get voted off the show next week.



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