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Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

Posted on: June 4, 2008 11:28 am
Edited on: June 4, 2008 11:29 am
 

White men CAN jump!



















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#1- When Mark Walters discovered a loophole in the rulebook, his patented "lay-on-the-basket" defense quickly made him the top defender in the league.
#2- The Lakers were mystified by the Celtics' decision to amputate the lower half of Rajon Rando's legs... something about "really trying to push the ball down low".
#3- "No, seriously, get it ready... I'm hungry, son!"
#4- Now that's how you give someone the "stink eye".
#5- OK, raise you hand if you own a mirror... Not so fast, green hat.
Comments

Since: Sep 25, 2006
Posted on: June 4, 2008 12:30 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

3) Huh, looks like T.O. did get his popcorn ready.



Since: Mar 4, 2008
Posted on: June 4, 2008 12:28 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

Pic 1 -- Now that I'm up here how the heck do I get down?

Pic 1 -- Italian forward Sergio Pacino demonstrates a new form of break dancing. Unfortunately no one told him there is no possible way to use that on the dance floor.

Pic 2 -- Rando ices the knees just in case he finds himself on them in the Finals.

Pic 2 -- Is it me or do those ice packs make Rando look like a midget?

Pic 3 -- Get in my belly.......

Pic 3 -- Yummy. T.O. like popcorn.

Pic 3 -- with his new contract in hand, TO can get back to his vigorous off-season workout.  Eat as much popcorn as he can and watch film of the Giants path to the Superbowl. Ouch.

Pic 4 -- Dam I really have to drop a deuce.

Pic 4 -- mad at the world, Niki Globo makes her statement on why she should be in the NBA. Better luck next year.

Pic 5 -- Smile, your on candid camera.



Since: Sep 25, 2006
Posted on: June 4, 2008 12:28 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

1) Superman, as a teenager gets "high" and hallucinates that he is taking his drivers test... "10 and 2, 10 and 2!" 



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: June 4, 2008 12:25 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

#1- Mark Walters Hoop Dreams ended up being a hoop nightmare he would not soon forget...



Since: Sep 25, 2006
Posted on: June 4, 2008 12:23 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

5) Contrary to popular belief eBay edition!

  • Contrary to popular belief when you buy something on eBay it will not look anything like it does in the online picture
  • Contrary to popular belief eBay should never be used for online dating.



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: June 4, 2008 12:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

#1- The theory that white guys can shoot ANYTHING from 3pt distance was disproved yesterday when Mark Walters bricked himself right off the sweet spot...

#2- What do you call a basketball player with no legs??  It doesn't matter, he ain't gonna come...




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 12:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

3)  When eating popcorn on the space station proper technique is to open wide, grab a small amount in both hands, and shovel it in.  This astronaut has opened wide, but is using only one hand and has taken way too much.  He will lose his popcorn eating rights if the commander discovers those two loose kernels floating around the station was the result of his careless disregard of procedure. 



Since: Sep 25, 2006
Posted on: June 4, 2008 12:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

2) Rajon Rondo appeals a $500 ticket for parking in a handicapped space.



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: June 4, 2008 12:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

#3- Management, teammates & officials were dumbfounded Tuesday, when for approximately 15 minutes, Terrell Owens was quiet and eating popcorn.  "It wasn't until we realized he was watching a previously recorded press conference of...himself that we figured out what was going on". Said owner Jerry Jones.  .......TO ladies and gentlmen!



Since: Apr 21, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 12:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

#5... "I knew going on the celebrity singles site was a bad idea!"


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