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Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

Posted on: June 4, 2008 11:28 am
Edited on: June 4, 2008 11:29 am
 

White men CAN jump!



















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#1- When Mark Walters discovered a loophole in the rulebook, his patented "lay-on-the-basket" defense quickly made him the top defender in the league.
#2- The Lakers were mystified by the Celtics' decision to amputate the lower half of Rajon Rando's legs... something about "really trying to push the ball down low".
#3- "No, seriously, get it ready... I'm hungry, son!"
#4- Now that's how you give someone the "stink eye".
#5- OK, raise you hand if you own a mirror... Not so fast, green hat.
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Since: Jan 15, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 12:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

#1 Oh, right..the ball.

#2 The NBA decided it had to compete with the Olympics in marketing to the amputee demographic.

#3 Not sure which is gaudier, the way I eat popcorn or my earring

#4 Even teammate Diana Taurasi 'pit'ies those defended by Willingham

#5 "Ladies and Gentlemen, remove your hats" - but what if you can't tell which you are?




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 12:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

1)  Part of the new physical fitness program in the the space station included playing weightless basketball.  It was boring, but the white teams strategy of using a goalie worked.  They scored once and won the game 2-0.



Since: Sep 25, 2006
Posted on: June 4, 2008 12:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

4) Shuless Joe, it's too obvious that this picture was photoshopped, if this were a real shot of a WNBA game there would be a maximum of two people watching.



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: June 4, 2008 12:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

#4- In another example of "black on black" violence, bystanders seem to just throw their hands up into the air...doing nothing.

 




Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: June 4, 2008 12:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

#5- Donny Wahlberg and his mother attended the official funeral for the Bronx Bombers yesterday.  Chants of "there's always next year" echoed amid the boo's and hisses...




Since: Jul 31, 2007
Posted on: June 4, 2008 12:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

1.)  Overlooking the use of actual basketballs, Mark Walters wins the NBA slam dunk contest with his unprecidented 2 ball slam--ouch!



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: June 4, 2008 11:59 am
 

Photo caption contest: White men CAN jump!

-Beijing announces 5 new Olympic events-

#1- "Basket-nastics":  Yep, since no one really cares about men's gymnastics OR olympics basketball, they just figured they'd combine the two events..

#2- Knee Racing:  Although one player was already banned for hiding springs under his suspiciously extra padding...

#3- Popcorn eating Contest:  Because Kobayashi would kick ass with any other food

#4- The Gauntlet:  A female event, where the runner must carry a ball through other burly competitors.  More details to come...

#5- The Cougar Hunt:  Here, American favorite, Donny Wahlberg proves a champion cougar is not all about looks...



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