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Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

Posted on: July 8, 2008 11:56 am
 

 

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July Scoreboard
1. Strictly Butta 4
2. Delta 07 2
3. Beevillian 2
3. TJ4499 2
3. Jellydonut 1
3. rcurtiss09 1
3. WarpedMind 1
3. Meat Supply 1
3. Sunnysidez86 1
3. EagleMtnAirtax 1
3. Go PackGo226 1
3. bleedinpurple 1
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1- By renting out Murray's Funland, the Emperor insured that the 2008 Deathstar Family Picnic would be the best one yet.
2- One Yankee fan was able to infiltrate the Red Sox All-Star rally.
3- This year's Cannibal Food Festival featured the biggest h'orderves to date.
4-"Alright... Who brought their dog?!"
5- Topless beach volleyball... It's about damn time.
Comments

Since: Oct 25, 2007
Posted on: July 24, 2008 8:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

1................I will NEVER burn my butt AGAIN.......................2......

.................(1ST on the right)......NOT David Ortizs best fan.......................3........

.............My question is.......Are they all guys?......................4............

..............Thats one way to FART.............5...............OM

G Hun you are the WORST strip VOLLEYBALLER like eva............................



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 9, 2008 11:52 am
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

Eh... I don't believe in all the psychiatry jazz. I prefer to deal with my issues the good old fashioned way - drinking and being verbally abusive to others.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 9, 2008 11:18 am
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

For some reason, the gay, naked, drunken hitchhikers had a very tough time finding a ride... until ktopp came along.

By the way Joe, I don't know if I should say thanks for the shout-out on Monday or if I should get you the phone number of a good psychiatrist. Let me know which way to go.




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 9, 2008 11:00 am
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

Nice one Ktopp,  you hit a doublebagger

Thanks Bee!!! I gotta do my best to keep up with likes of you and Butta. I hope to make it a 3-way race this month. That is, assuming that somebody else doen't make a run for the title, but you never know!! 




Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 9, 2008 8:26 am
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

By the way, I think it's Philo Beddoe.

Wow.  My spelling sucks.   Thanks.  It helps when the audience will understand the humor i'm portraying. Nice one Ktopp,  you hit a doublebagger.   



Since: Nov 18, 2006
Posted on: July 9, 2008 3:18 am
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

Picture3  And sadly  nobody graduated from this years javelin catching class.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 9, 2008 2:47 am
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic


jcvg
1. Yes Lord Vader. We have secured the roof of the McDonald's. Preparing to extract the Number One combo meal. Biggie Size? Roger.

CptMeatus
2. Poppy seed muffins gaining ground, while Banana Nut takes huge fall.

ktopp24
#3 - It seems that vampires arround the world are getting more and more lazy about how they get their victims. Now, instead of biting their necks, they just jam a straw into their back and suck out the blood.

Beevillian
4) John Madden busted through the dugout wall with a enormous can of Tinactin when a couple of Marlin players complained of itchy feet and flaky scalps.

ktopp24
#5 - After a streaker ran onto the sand and ripped of these ladies tops, they quickly got together and hugged as to hide their breasts. Their lovely, voluptuous, beautful breasts. Their eyes locked in a loving stare as they dropped to their knees in the sand. Their lips touched........WAH WAH WAH!!!! (alarm clock sound) The pranks on you Joe!!!! You didn't really think I was going to continue did ya??


TJ4499
You know you've had too much to drink when...

1. You spend $300 on a storm trooper uniform just to get laughs at the water park.
2. You spend the afternoon at your favorite team's pep rally holding a sign which insults your favorite player and you think it's funny.
3. You pass out on the public sidewalk only to awaken and discover your half naked, bleeding and have been poked several times by someone you don't even know.
4. Your head is still bleeding from the night before when you tried to shave it using your buddies cleats.
5. You play an entire volleyball match topless without even realizing it until your teammate whispers her undying lust for you during your celebratory embrace.

July Scoreboard
1. Strictly Butta 4
2. Beevillian 3
2. TJ4499 3
3 Delta 07 2
3. ktopp24 2
4. Jellydonut 1
4. rcurtiss09 1
4. WarpedMind 1
4. Meat Supply 1
4. Sunnysidez86 1
4. EagleMtnAirtax 1
4. jcvg 1
4. CaptMeatus 1
4. Go PackGo226 1
4. bleedinpurple 1
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



Since: May 28, 2007
Posted on: July 9, 2008 2:33 am
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

#1 - Man, I wished they would've cloned some chicks!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 9, 2008 2:15 am
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

Filo BettoBy the way, I think it's Philo Beddoe.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 9, 2008 2:07 am
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

Hey Joe,

How old are you?    The reason I ask is a lot of my captions will refer to an a old movie that would normally not make sense to someone in their twenties.  I've posted a few referring to movies like "Fast times at Ridgemont High" and "Everywhich Way but Loose", but wasn't sure if you would recognize those.  Its important for future posting.

Don't worry, those references are right up my ally. Although I'm not an old man by any stretch, I do consider myself very well-versed. Besides, I look up any reference I'm unfamiliar with... so whoever did passages from Hamlet the other day... yeah, thanks for the homework.

Actually, if you consider Fast Times an "old movie", than maybe I am an old man.



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