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Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

Posted on: July 8, 2008 11:56 am
 

 

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1- By renting out Murray's Funland, the Emperor insured that the 2008 Deathstar Family Picnic would be the best one yet.
2- One Yankee fan was able to infiltrate the Red Sox All-Star rally.
3- This year's Cannibal Food Festival featured the biggest h'orderves to date.
4-"Alright... Who brought their dog?!"
5- Topless beach volleyball... It's about damn time.
Comments

Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2008 6:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

Hey Joe,

How old are you?    The reason I ask is a lot of my captions will refer to an a old movie that would normally not make sense to someone in their twenties.  I've posted a few referring to movies like "Fast times at Ridgemont High" and "Everywhich Way but Loose", but wasn't sure if you would recognize those.  Its important for future posting.




Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 6:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

Not what it appears to be...

1.) This is really from a Stormtrooper motivational video demonstrating how to lift yourself up by your own bootstraps.

2.) This picture was actually taken at a political rally where pappa smurf was running for mayor.

3.) A shocking revealation:Peta shows the sometimes horrible aftermath when the were-bulls visit spain. 

4.) A semi Celebrity exposed: Just like Billy Crystal, Steve from the Jerry Springer show gets to play Baseball player for a day, and finds it's hard work.

5.) Pain mixes with pleasure as Walshes partner finds out the hard way that Walsh is a vampire




Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 6:12 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

Why it's good to be an American

1.  Reason #87: We can dress up in costumes year round.

2.  Reason #2: It's called democracy. Power to the voters!!!

3.  Reason #15: If we don't like it, we let you know - and you let us know back.

4. Reason #5: Sports - how we get fat wishing we were those fat guys on the bench.

5. Reason #1: The girls don't have to cover up here - gotta love skin!




Since: Apr 1, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 5:37 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

1. Ever since the Rebels destroyed the Death Star for a second time,    the only work I can get is cleaning this slide during pride week. <o:p></o:p>

2. The uneducated at the Westminster dog show<o:p></o:p>

3. They left us stabbed in the back and shirtless. All I wanted was some meat.<o:p></o:p>

4. “I think I smell something”<o:p></o:p
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5. “I can’t believe my top came off”<o:p></o:p>




Since: Apr 1, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 5:36 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

1. Ever since the Rebels destroyed the Death Star for a second time,    the only work I can get is cleaning this slide during pride week. <o:p></o:p>

2. The uneducated at the Westminster dog show<o:p></o:p>

3. They left us stabbed in the back and shirtless. All I wanted was some meat.<o:p></o:p>

4. “I think I smell something”<o:p></o:p
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5. “I can’t believe my top came off”<o:p></o:p>

 




Since: Dec 25, 2006
Posted on: July 8, 2008 5:20 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

Number 5...Some pictures need no Words



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2008 5:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

Unfortunate Accidents

1) Tragedy struck the Empire Family Fun day when Jabba the Hut slid down the funny slide a little too soon after a stormtrooper's turn.

2) David Ortiz was hospitalized after showing up to the wrong autograph signing and concidentally was pelted with 100 milkbones.

3) "Oh Crikey!  The tranquilizer dawrts aimed for the raare , white walrus was a big mistake!!"

4) "Dude,  next time we get in a brawl with the Astros, be sure to kick the other team."

5) " I'm sorry Kelly, I accidentally spilled superglue on my chest....I think the fire department will be here shortly."

 




Since: Dec 25, 2006
Posted on: July 8, 2008 5:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

#1  Follow me men Fenway is just over this hill!!!!



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2008 4:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

4) John Madden busted through the dugout wall with a enormous can of Tinactin when a couple of Marlin players complained of itchy feet and flaky scalps.



Since: Dec 31, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2008 4:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

  1. Considering that the "Punch Jar Jar in the face for a credit" line had a 3 day wait, this lil stormtrooper decided to have less fun by going on the funny slide.
  2. The DEA didn't have any problems finding the opium addicts at the rally
  3. Horny men agree......naked chicks are hot.
  4. New ERA's slogan doesn't apply to their shoe line
  5. Years after SirMixAlot's famous single and the need to attack obsetity in america he finally does a remix with P. Diddy titled " I like tight butts and I cannot lie".......preach on.


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