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Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

Posted on: July 8, 2008 11:56 am
 

 

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July Scoreboard
1. Strictly Butta 4
2. Delta 07 2
3. Beevillian 2
3. TJ4499 2
3. Jellydonut 1
3. rcurtiss09 1
3. WarpedMind 1
3. Meat Supply 1
3. Sunnysidez86 1
3. EagleMtnAirtax 1
3. Go PackGo226 1
3. bleedinpurple 1
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1- By renting out Murray's Funland, the Emperor insured that the 2008 Deathstar Family Picnic would be the best one yet.
2- One Yankee fan was able to infiltrate the Red Sox All-Star rally.
3- This year's Cannibal Food Festival featured the biggest h'orderves to date.
4-"Alright... Who brought their dog?!"
5- Topless beach volleyball... It's about damn time.
Comments

Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2008 4:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

1) Due to an Empire budget deficit,  the emperor has decided to replace all stormtrooper laser guns with burlap sacks.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2008 4:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

1)  Could the camerman not wait for Princess Lea in a nice summer dress for this photo  caption?



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2008 4:33 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

5) These women react when they find out their opponents are couple of other Walsh Speedo advocates:  Ted Kennedy and Rosie O'donnell



Since: Sep 13, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2008 4:32 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

1.  Yes Lord Vader.  We have secured the roof of the McDonald's.  Preparing to extract the Number One combo meal.  Biggie Size?  Roger.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2008 4:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

2) The crowd went suddenly quiet when the cute little dog's vocabulary went from "Yo quiero Taco Bell" to "Besa me culo, pendeja!!"



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 4:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

4. As payback for Nelson's "forgetfullness" to tell Matt about the droppings on the way out to the mounds, Matt decided to use Joe's glove as a cleat pick while working the doo out back in the dugout.



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 3:57 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

5. Microsoft and X-Box were thrilled that Misty May Treanor and Kerri Walsh had finally taken them up on their offer to promote "DOA Extreme Beach Volley Ball". That they would re-enact live scenes to be put in future releases was an additional bonus.




Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 3:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

3. The Food Network would later release this press notice on April 1, 2008  from Ace of Cakes Chef Duff Goldman - " In hindsight making a cake like this for the National Cattlemens Beef Association annual meeting was probably a bit callous. Next time I'll use some darker skintones and add a little meat to their bones. Have to admit they loved blowing out those candles though."



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 3:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

From the book

Lessons for Your Children

1.) #7 Always remember to be yourself and have fun!

2.) #94 Voting is a very important responsibility

3.) #22 Remember to take care of your pets, they can't remind you.

4.) #11 Cleanliness is healthy and very important

5.) #66 Never be afraid to show someone that you love, you care.




Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2008 3:33 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

3) In requests from small factions of cannibals, Nag Champa decided to release its newest incense that smells of human flesh and tacos...sponsored by Peta.



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