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Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

Posted on: July 8, 2008 11:56 am
 

 

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1- By renting out Murray's Funland, the Emperor insured that the 2008 Deathstar Family Picnic would be the best one yet.
2- One Yankee fan was able to infiltrate the Red Sox All-Star rally.
3- This year's Cannibal Food Festival featured the biggest h'orderves to date.
4-"Alright... Who brought their dog?!"
5- Topless beach volleyball... It's about damn time.
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Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 3:28 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

1.) Since Storm troopers are expendable, Darth Vader instituted a new procedure to clean the exhaust chutes.

2.) The Heroin Importers of America hold a convention to produce an encouragement video for their Afghan suppliers. 

3.)  Post animal farm the bull brothers have their revenge at a swim meet.

4.) After the superglue's hold finally gave way, Tony and Steve wiped off the remnants of the glue.

5.) Huddling to conceal their breasts, Walsh and her partner soon realized by the cheers that they had donned male bathing suits 




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2008 2:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

#2- Rachel (bottom front) only realized her spelling error once she arrived at the event. To avoid embarrassment, she keeps her "Go Poopy!" sign rolled up by her side.

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#2- Rachel (bottom front) was disappointed to find out that this was not the Popeye rally she had expected. As she began to leave, she thought to herself, "That's all I can stand, and I can't stands no more. Cacacacaca."   



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2008 2:00 pm
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Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2008 1:38 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

#4 - Man, some guys will do anything to pick up chicks.

#4 - I think that PETA is probably regretting it's decision to protest the Watumbi tribe's hunting methods.

#4 - Famous last words: "I know it looks angry, but trust me, these giant porcupines need protecting, and it's probably more scared of us then we are of it..."



Since: Nov 15, 2006
Posted on: July 8, 2008 1:34 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

#1. Luke Skywalker, disguised as a stormtrooper, escapes from Princess Leiah's lair. Unfortunately, nine months later!

#2. For those of us who think Obama and McCain are a bad idea! Vote Poppy!

#3. This PETA group protests outside a cocktail party for serving hors d' oeuvres with toothpicks!!!!

#4. Dude is it hot in this stadium or what!!! Yeah, I think my cleats are melting!

#5. Unfortunately the topless womens volleyball didn't improve ratings much as their was not much difference from the shirtless men?




Since: Sep 13, 2006
Posted on: July 8, 2008 1:24 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

1. Future nerds of America.....wait......Nerd of the Year!!!!

2. Poppy seed muffins gaining ground, while Banana Nut takes huge fall.

3. Synchronized Archery

4. Stupid Pujols, went right on my shoe

5. Oooh you smell good, didn't think it was cold out here though.




Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2008 1:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

  1. Storm trooper performs the final task required to earn his black belt from Sensei Darth Vader.
  2. The primaries are over; there's no need to insult Hillary Clinton like this..
  3. Not everyone can make the topless beach volleyball team.
  4. "Dude, why don't you use a towel to get that doggie doo off your shoes?"  "I just did.  If you think you're having a bad hair day now..."
  5. "This sure is a lot more enjoyable than being a PETA protester, eh?"



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2008 1:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

1)  Star Wars fan showing just how slippery a clone can be.

2)  Poppy, the first llama ever to run for mayor, is leading in all the the polls.  One ardent supporter said:  It's kind of like McCain:  Just because Poppy is old, ugly, and a survivor of cancer doesn't mean he won't do a good job.




Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 1:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

Deathstar Family Picnic slide show photos to the song Teddy Bear Picnic:

1. If you go down to the woods today your'e sure of a big surprise. If you go down to the woods today you'd better go in disguise.

2. For every bear that ever there was will gather there for certain because today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

3. Every teddy bear who's been good is sure of a treat today. There's lots of marvelous things to eat and wonderful games to play.

4. Picnic time for teddy bears, the little teddy bears are having a lovely time today. Watch them, catch them unawares and see them picnic on their holiday.

5. See them gaily gad about, they love to play and shout, they never have any care. At six o'clock their mummies and daddies will take them home to bed, because they're tired little teddy bears.

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic!




Since: Nov 24, 2006
Posted on: July 8, 2008 1:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

  1. Can't I enjoy my day without one of these Star Wars dorks surfacing?
  2. Boston Public Schools "grads" proving the decline in American Education. It's "Vote for Papi."
  3. Before you protest in the nude, is it too much to ask that you go to the tanning booth a couple of times?
  4. Hey Buddy?  Have you heard of Odor Eaters?  You might want to give them a try.
  5. Where has topless beach volleyball been all our lives?


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