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Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

Posted on: July 8, 2008 11:56 am
 

 

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*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1- By renting out Murray's Funland, the Emperor insured that the 2008 Deathstar Family Picnic would be the best one yet.
2- One Yankee fan was able to infiltrate the Red Sox All-Star rally.
3- This year's Cannibal Food Festival featured the biggest h'orderves to date.
4-"Alright... Who brought their dog?!"
5- Topless beach volleyball... It's about damn time.
Comments

Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 1:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

#1- Into the garbage chute, flyboy!

#1- Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?

 




Since: Sep 19, 2006
Posted on: July 8, 2008 1:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

#1 - Stormtrooper: "Quick mom get the camera"  Stormother: "You'd better smile this time, I want to see your pearly whites" <insert Darth Vador breathing sound here>

#1 - The potato sack is being covered by the Dark Side!

#2 - The poster to the right actually has a cut out in the center...yowza

#2 - Little did you know, there isn't one woman in the entire crowd...yowza x 2

#3 - Peta...the other, other white meat!

#3 - I don't care what they say, I think they are delicious...5 down, 1 to go.

#4 - Do you think these shoes make my butt look big?

#4 - Ah, geeze!  The groundkeeper forgot to pick up the dog poop again today.

#5 - Topless volleyball: brought to you by Crocs and your local suppliers at KY Jelly - "Goes Down Smooth"

#5 - Girl on left - "I've loved you since high school"...Girl on right - "I wondered why you always wanted to play like this"




Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 12:58 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

#1- It's not the steep decline that is hazardous on this thrill ride...it's the Tuscan Raider snipers that shoot at you while you go down that you have to worry about...



Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: July 8, 2008 12:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

#3) - With the rise in energy costs and Guilliani now being irrelevant in NYC, participants of the local S & M club decided to take their activities onto the sidewalk outside when the club owner cut back on the use of the air conditioner.



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 12:50 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

-In Protest-

#1- PETA announced a boycott of anything Stormtrooper after continued Womprat abuse/killings.  Here a stormtrooper is seen using the hide as a toy at a themepark.

#2- Sick of the big deal with Big Poppy, one fan, angry with his long stint on the DL made her feelings known to all...

#3- In a busy week for PETA, they also made their presence known during the barbaric and "horrifying" festival, the Running of the Boobs yesterday...

#4- Tired of their roles as backups, bullpen pitcher Joe Nelson and backup catcher Matt Treanor staged a "sit down" during the game last Sunday.  The Marlins, who are surprisingly in 2nd place didn't really care too much...

#5- To date...no one....anywhere...seems to have a problem with women's beach volleyball.  Sure, even less clothes would be fantastic, but hey...




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 12:45 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

very similar to mine.....MUHAHAHA



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 12:43 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

You know you've had too much to drink when...

1. You spend $300 on a storm trooper uniform just to get laughs at the water park.

2. You spend the afternoon at your favorite team's pep rally holding a sign which insults your favorite player and you think it's funny.

3. You pass out on the public sidewalk only to awaken and discover your half naked, bleeding and have been poked several times by someone you don't even know.

4. Your head is still bleeding from the night before when you tried to shave it using your buddies cleats.

5. You play an entire volleyball match topless without even realizing it until your teammate whispers her undying lust for you during your celebratory embrace.




Since: Sep 28, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2008 12:41 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

1 - This is the stupidest evacuation plan I've ever seen.

2 - Stoners for the Humiliation of Animals (SHA!) trash talk the chihauhau at the chihuahua "bull" fight last wednesday in Cannes, while (3 -) French Peta demonstrators attempt to blind specators with their Vitamin D deficiencies.

4- Joe Nelson, nearly caught by cameras, demonstrated to his catcher how he could insert & remove his head from his arse (seen on left towling off).  Matt is captured on film as being not quite flexible enough to duplicate the feat.

5- Julie, enraged by the spike to her face goes Mike Tyson on Ann's arse.




Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 12:36 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

#4- After a freak collision between pitcher Joe Nelson where he was spiked by his own catcher, Matt Treanor both were seen joking in the dugout, while Treanor cleaned pieces of scalp off his cleat while Nelson attempted to stop the bleeding...

 




Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 12:31 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

#5- While few would admit it, the #1 reason anyone watches Women's Beach Volleyball is for the celebrations.  Moments later, when these 2 fell onto the sand while embracing, the fans erupted...some in more ways than one!


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