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Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

Posted on: July 8, 2008 11:56 am
 

 

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July Scoreboard
1. Strictly Butta 4
2. Delta 07 2
3. Beevillian 2
3. TJ4499 2
3. Jellydonut 1
3. rcurtiss09 1
3. WarpedMind 1
3. Meat Supply 1
3. Sunnysidez86 1
3. EagleMtnAirtax 1
3. Go PackGo226 1
3. bleedinpurple 1
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1- By renting out Murray's Funland, the Emperor insured that the 2008 Deathstar Family Picnic would be the best one yet.
2- One Yankee fan was able to infiltrate the Red Sox All-Star rally.
3- This year's Cannibal Food Festival featured the biggest h'orderves to date.
4-"Alright... Who brought their dog?!"
5- Topless beach volleyball... It's about damn time.
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Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2008 12:31 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

5) Ohhhhhhh, it was so nice playing Volley Ball with you.  Why don't you come over to my place tonight and play some more so we can better understand the acronym "WALSH" on our speedo's:  "Why Are Lesbians So Horny". 



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 12:27 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

#2- The sequel to Napoleon Dynamite, "Tina the Llamas Big Adventure", Tina....sick of being fed ham, breaks out of her pen and befriends Poppy, and with her help, allows Poppy to realize his dream of winning the Ugliest Dog on Earth contest, while Tina meets Llarry and falls in Llove...

...sorry, we're all probably dumber for having read that one...




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 12:26 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

#2:  In an attempt to promote her new plastic surgery center, Pamela has tried everything from topless car washes to publicly insulting the looks of celebrities and famous athletes alike.



Since: Jul 8, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 12:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

'pssst... i'm brazilian....  catch my drift?'




Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 12:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

#1- A few rowdy Stormtroopers were reprimanded by Lord Vader yesterday after they reportedly snuck into a water park after hours, allegedly in uniform so they could slide down the slides easily even though there was no water...  "The Empire does not tolerate disgraceful acts from its troopers, especially while in uniform." Said a statement released by Vader's staff.



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 12:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

#4:  "We got the out, but that collision is going to leave a mark!"  Catcher, "Yeah, I think I have some meat from your scalp in my cleats!"



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 12:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

#1: Due to rising fuel costs, Lord Vader has grounded all star fighters and has his scientists developing a less expensive means of travel.  Rumor has it in another move to cut costs, production has halted on crash test dummies and over-the-hill storm troopers are now utilized in all vehicle testings.



Since: Jul 8, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 12:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

the latest coppertone ad featuring mel gibson directing.   the message here is strictly up to interpretation, either the PETA zealots will shoot you a la 'apocalypitca' (for testing tanning oil on animals), or you will suffer from the sun's evil rays for not using said sunblock.  (either way, these pasty white torsos never had a chance).




Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: July 8, 2008 12:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

#3- A women's rights protestor sat peacefully after this year's "Running of the Boobs" in Hamplona, Spain.



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: July 8, 2008 12:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Deathstar Family Picnic

4) No Worry. If we can win a half dozen or so more games by the end of July the Indians should pass us up as the worst team in baseball.



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