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Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

Posted on: July 11, 2008 11:57 am
Edited on: July 11, 2008 2:31 pm
 

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1- Crazy, homeless people are a lot lazier in Asia.
2- Beijing's air pollution claims another victim.
3- And you thought your kids were out of control...
4- "After several rumors that Jeter "plays for the other team", the Yankee shortstop began a not-so-subtle campaign to act more manly in public. Later in the day, Jeter cut off his thumb while working with a bandsaw in the dugout.
5- Always eager to gain an advantage over the western world, the Japanese are experimenting with an osmosis-based learning technique.
Comments

Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: July 11, 2008 2:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

1)  China's answer to David Blaine, Wi Wang, went largely ignored as he spent 40 days in the "Shanghai Lawn Chair of Doom".

2)  Let me guess...too much rice wine?

3)  Nike's Animal Skin Loincloth line finally hits shelves, cornering the hotly contested 10,000 B.C. market.

4)  A huge grin comes over Jeter's face as he realizes, "I'm getting paid a ridiculous amount of money just for shaving!"

5)  Charm school for Air Japan flight attendants became mandatory after news flight 1181's infamous "Saki Chugging for Massages" contest went public.




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: July 11, 2008 2:30 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

1)  Wallstreet analysts were baffled by the days 50% drop in the Haynes Corporation Stock price until they heard about this guy promoting a pair of their skivvies.

2) Narcolepsy can happen anytime / anyplace.  Man, is he going to wake up with a stiff back.

3)  Just after seeing One Million Years BC on television, Tommy recounts his wet dream to concerned parents.  We just don't understand why he would think only of Tomak and other gay acting cavemen when scantily clad Loana (Raquel Welsh) starred in the movie.

4)  Jeter has reason to smile.  Now, not only does it work out that he makes $50K per stroke of his bat, but another $50K per stroke of the Gillette razor he is promoting.   

5) Day one of Cirque de Soleil training starts easy enough, but by day four they must balance on top of 10 stacked chairs while holding a lit candelabra in each hand.




Since: May 21, 2008
Posted on: July 11, 2008 2:29 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

#3" Manny being Manny" after hitting another grand slam



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 11, 2008 2:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

#2-  Beijing Olympics Pocket Translator's key phrase #109:  If you or someone around you is in some sort of distress, point in the victim's general direction and shout,  "SUM TING WONG!"

OMG That was funny.  I was going to post some my top 5 favorite captions in a future contest and this might be #1



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: July 11, 2008 2:00 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

#1:  Because the Tianamen Square reenactment begins in 3...2...1...

#2:  Because gonad grab-n-run is the new public nuisance teen fave.

#3:  Because kids cave bands are more metalic and extremely louder than even heavy metal.

#4:  Because Derek has that mischievious "I need to use this razor to demonstrate my new hazing technique" grin on his face.

#5:  Because once proper posture is achieved, they begin the footwork exercises for the Chinese version of  "The River Dance".




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: July 11, 2008 1:49 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

#4: New York Yankee, Derek Jeter, vowed to shave a portion of his body for every game the team wins for the rest of the season, thank goodness he began with his face!



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: July 11, 2008 1:49 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

#2-  Beijing Olympics Pocket Translator's key phrase #109:  If you or someone around you is in some sort of distress, point in the victim's general direction and shout,  "SUM TING WONG!"



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: July 11, 2008 1:47 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

#5:  Due to airlines cutting costs which in China included the removal of the meal and drink carts, stewardess training now involves balance exercises so the employees can carry several trays and drinks at a once including during times of turbulence.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 11, 2008 1:47 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

Obviously a name change was need needed.  Oops



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: July 11, 2008 1:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

-Chinese Stereotypes that are NOT TRUE-

#1- The Chinese are schooled all year round...everywhere they go and are ALL superb at math...

#2- Chinese men and women simply can not hold their liquor at all...

#3- Chinese are pretty much born being experts at Kung Fu and other wacky martial arts...

#4- Chinese men are hairless except for their heads, hence the very few Gillette advertisements in the orient...

#5- Chinese women are completely subservient to men and must cater to their every demand for their entire lives (well...this is mostly untrue)

But I will add that they totally suck at driving....hope i don't offend anyone...its just the truth...and it's not just cars...ever seen an accident involving a rickshaw?  Woah man......anyone going over to Beijing, watch out!


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