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Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

Posted on: July 11, 2008 11:57 am
Edited on: July 11, 2008 2:31 pm
 

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1- Crazy, homeless people are a lot lazier in Asia.
2- Beijing's air pollution claims another victim.
3- And you thought your kids were out of control...
4- "After several rumors that Jeter "plays for the other team", the Yankee shortstop began a not-so-subtle campaign to act more manly in public. Later in the day, Jeter cut off his thumb while working with a bandsaw in the dugout.
5- Always eager to gain an advantage over the western world, the Japanese are experimenting with an osmosis-based learning technique.
Comments

Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: July 11, 2008 1:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

Old concepts with a new twist

1.) Wong first of the new class of asian redneck, demonstrates his urban camping techniques.

2.) Han has his first encounter with the Tokoyo's new mandate that winos be color coordinated with the foilage. He is unsure if he like it..

3.) Neanderthals, not just for pre-history anymore, now part of the Geico Invitational Golf Tournament

4.) Jeter used to play baseball, now he just demonstrates points in shaving (shaving points?)

5.) Under increasing population pressure, China institutes poise competitions to secure right to breed licenses. Here, Ming La's lack of a bosum seriously unbalances her and she is eliminated.




Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: July 11, 2008 1:34 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

-Chinese Stereotypes that are NOT TRUE-

#1- The Chinese are schooled all year round...everywhere they go and are ALL superb at math...

#2- Chinese men and women simply can not hold their liquor at all...

#3- Chinese are pretty much born being experts at Kung Fu and other wacky martial arts...

#4- Chinese men are hairless except for their heads, hence the very few Gillette advertisements in the orient...

#5- Chinese women are completely subservient to men and must cater to their every demand for their entire lives (well...this is mostly untrue)




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: July 11, 2008 1:34 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

#3:  Once the local police riot team arrived they were able to calm the anit-PETA rallying mob without the use of physical force. 



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 11, 2008 1:29 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

3) Before they were The Beastie Boys,  They were known as The Prehistoric Homininan Neanderthals of the Paleolithic Era.   Obviously a name change was need since you can't fit that on a CD cover.



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: July 11, 2008 1:26 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

#2: Mee Chunkyfat was not the first passerby to contemplate removing the corpse's shoes.



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: July 11, 2008 1:21 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

#1:  Due to over population the local market removed all their benches to make room for shoppers to walk.  Mr. Mesat Onmewang brilliantly brought along his own chair during his weekly accompaniment of his wife on her marathon shopping spree.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 11, 2008 1:16 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

5) Man, these airlines are getting cheap.  They have now replaced the food and beverage cart with menus of popular restaurants for your destination spot.



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: July 11, 2008 1:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

#1- Those lawn chairs really all do look alike don't they?



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: July 11, 2008 1:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

#2- A Beijing restaurant owner fainted after Chinese officials announced a ban on using dog meat during the Olympic Games this August...



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 11, 2008 1:04 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

4) "Can someone please tell Derek  he is due next at bat?"


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