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Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

Posted on: July 11, 2008 11:57 am
Edited on: July 11, 2008 2:31 pm
 

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1- Crazy, homeless people are a lot lazier in Asia.
2- Beijing's air pollution claims another victim.
3- And you thought your kids were out of control...
4- "After several rumors that Jeter "plays for the other team", the Yankee shortstop began a not-so-subtle campaign to act more manly in public. Later in the day, Jeter cut off his thumb while working with a bandsaw in the dugout.
5- Always eager to gain an advantage over the western world, the Japanese are experimenting with an osmosis-based learning technique.
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Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 11, 2008 12:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

#3 - Here is the lastest boy-band to try it's hand at becoming millionaires, The Hunter-Gatherers. Lance Bass tried out but these guys have a very strict "No Loser" policy.  



Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: July 11, 2008 12:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

#3) - Remembering that hi karate and panty hose made Joe Namath attractive to women, Derrick Jeter has turned to shaving in public in hope that one day, a voluptuous blonde will molest him the way they do in the commercials. 



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: July 11, 2008 12:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

1.) Instead of teleporting across the room, Wang's experiment places him in a much more public place.

2.) Once again, Superwino was struck in the back by the hurtling planet Earth.

3.) So easy a caveman can do it. Buy shoes that is, but buying clothes are still out of their intellectual reach.

4.) This is just moments before Jeter is told by his teamates that this is a practical joke, and that's NOT shaving cream on his face.

5.) This is a sad side effect of Bejing's espionage program stealing a 1952 book, "Miss Manner's Etiquitte."




Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: July 11, 2008 12:16 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

#1) - Preparing for the upcoming Olympic games, event coordinators try to find the best way to collect money and tickets before the onslaught of visitors.  They've determined this method was just not effective.



Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: July 11, 2008 12:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

#5) - In a culture where women are submissive, these women are learning how to deliver their future husbands drinks on their heads.  Instructors of this technique switched to newspapers and magazines when at the beginning of the lessons, the "trainees" kept letting the trays slip off of their head, destroying the expensive crystal.




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 11, 2008 12:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

#4 - Since A-Rod has publicly announced that he is not romatically interested in Madonna, Derek Jeter thinks he has a shot with the singing diva. And since she has announced that she will be at the next home game, Derek prepares for her arrival.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 11, 2008 12:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'I'm just chirrin!'

#1 - Ichiro Suzuki's dad finds a good place to watch the All-Star game.

#2 - Since the Chinese government has banned the serving of canine and feline meat, this is exactly what restaurants all over Beijng are searching for, a new delicacy for the Olympics, "Roasted Bum". It will be served on a skewer and lightly brushed with teriyaki sauce. Yumm!!



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