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Shuless Joe

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Photo caption contest: 'Where's the drink girl?'

Posted on: July 16, 2008 12:35 pm
Edited on: July 16, 2008 10:12 pm
Score: 96
 


"Seriously... I've been out of beer for three holes!"





















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July Scoreboard
1. Strictly Butta 6
2. ktopp24 5
2. Train Derailer 5
2. TJ4499 5
2. NFL-Soloman 5
3. Beevillian 4
4. Delta 07 2
4. Rookies11 2
4. Waldocruise 2
5. Jellydonut 1
5. momluvsfootball 1
5. rcurtiss09 1
5. WarpedMind 1
5. Meat Supply 1
5. Sunnysidez86 1
5. EagleMtnAirtax 1
5. John chaump 1
5. Aurora Kid 1
5. jcvg 1
5. CaptMeatus 1
5. Go PackGo226 1
5. Crispyone 1
5. minnfan 1
5. BIAS_FAN 1
5. SSSFA_GTC_GWP 1
5. warningtrakpower 1
5. bleedinpurple 1
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975


1- "Come on, man! Just let me take a cart for the first nine. By then, I'll probably be so liqoured up that I won't care anyway."
2- Johnny, Steve-O and the gang, all dressed as women, prepare for the opening scene of Jackass 3.
3- Apparently, Arizona needed a little extra incentive before accepting the "bag of balls for Joe Borowski" deal. When reached for comment, Indians GM Mark Shapiro agreed that Cleveland needed to, "throw in a little something to sweeten the pot." "These are some great balls... almost new." said Shapiro. "If Borowski doesn't pan out, which he won't, at least Arizona can hand out these candy bars on Halloween. Have you ever tried to hand out Joe Borowski on Halloween? I have, and it doesn't work out so well. He doesn't fit in those little plastic pumpkin buckets, and, let's face it, nobody really wants him anyway."
4- Billy Crystal trips over Whoopi Goldberg's career.
5- Because of the drinking, Ronald never wanted to invite Uncle Herman to McDonald family functions...
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brimmster
Reputation: 96
Level: Superstar
Since: Oct 19, 2006
Posted on: July 21, 2008 1:45 pm
Score: 61
 

Photo caption contest: 'Where's the drink girl?'

#1: I paid the bar tab at the 19th hole...what is he talking about?

#2: people thought it was a joke, but 3 members of the manson family kidnapped Jane Doe in the middle of the daylight.

#3: Hurry man, there is like no food here at all....cheap ass owners!

#4:I just stabbed my hand with my cleat

#5: The true effects of Crystal Meth.



Jedi Trainer
Reputation: 99
Level: Superstar
Since: Feb 22, 2007
Posted on: July 18, 2008 8:40 am
Score: 86
 

Photo caption contest: 'Where's the drink girl?'

1. Sure the beer girl goes to Norman first.... What's up wit' dat?

2. Partying all night so you have to bring your girl home in a shopping cart....PRICELESS

3. The tough economy hits some of us harder than others...

4. Augh, I stubbed my little toe.

5. Extreme Jack and Jill reinactments have gone to a new level.



Waldocruise
Reputation: 98
Level: Superstar
Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: July 17, 2008 7:30 am
Score: 95
 

Photo caption contest: 'Where's the drink girl?'

Even if you did give him all 1 stars, that's not against the rules.  I had a guy last night give me a whole bucketload of 1's.  But he was a troll and said some nice 4 letter words and got kicked out of the big brother house anyways.

 



ktopp24
Reputation: 97
Level: Superstar
Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 17, 2008 7:08 am
Score: 92
 

Photo caption contest: 'Where's the drink girl?'

Why?? What is his deal??? Go check it out. It's still in my profile. He claimed that I was going to "all of his posts and giving him 1 star ratings". Well, guess what? Out of the 150 or so posts he did, I rated 3 of them. 2 of them at 2 stars and 1 at 3 stars. He had no ground to stand on.


Beevillain
Reputation: 98
Level: Superstar
Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 16, 2008 11:33 pm
Score: 92
 

Photo caption contest: 'Where's the drink girl?'

He's also probably mad at me. He sent CBS a bogus warning about me and I got it overturned. So he probably got a warning back from CBS about it saying to stop being such a dorkwad

Why?? What is his deal??? 


ktopp24
Reputation: 97
Level: Superstar
Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 16, 2008 11:29 pm
Score: 93
 

Photo caption contest: 'Where's the drink girl?'

It has been a tough month for everyone.  I call it competition.  You have to dig down and come up with something better.   That is what makes it great!!!He's also probably mad at me. He sent CBS a bogus warning about me and I got it overturned. So he probably got a warning back from CBS about it saying to stop being such a dorkwad.


Beevillain
Reputation: 98
Level: Superstar
Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 16, 2008 11:24 pm
Score: 93
 

Photo caption contest: 'Where's the drink girl?'

Have to ask him... He has had a tough month.It has been a tough month for everyone.  I call it competition.  You have to dig down and come up with something better.   That is what makes it great!!!


Shuless Joe
Reputation: 98
Level: Superstar
Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 16, 2008 11:23 pm
Score: 92
 

Photo caption contest: 'Where's the drink girl?'

Beevillian
1) John Daly reacts to the weight limit that is posted on Hogan's Bridge on the 12th hole at Augusta, realizing he cannot get to the green.

Sunnysidez86
2. Now available at Walmart....drunk chicks! Suprisingly they've been out of stock since launch

Jellydonut
3) Team mascots, tired of working for peanuts and wanting hard cash, had to settle on the offer of hard candy in recent contract negotiations. Appointed Mascot Association Director Slider laments: At least we got (the hard) half of what we wanted.

NFL-Solomon
4. Peter Griffin- "Oowwww! ssshhhh, Oowwww! ssshhhh, Oowwww! ssshhhh, Oowwww! ssshhhh, Oowwww! ssshhhh, Oowwww! ssshhhh"

Strictly Butta
#5- "Doo-dah.....doo-dah......I say, I say....... any y'all seen my beak? That danged barnyard dog probably buried it somewhere....course you know this means war..."


jzinger
SEE WHAT HIGHER GAS PRICES HAVE CAUSED!!!!

John Daily forced to buy generic brand cigarettes, and Busch beer and cheap sunglasses
No its' CART pooling, with a "T", not CAR pooling!
Mascots turn to crime!
Billy Crystal after he walked to Yankee Stadium from Manhattan!
Single Dad forced to work weekend job collecting biohazardous waste!

July Scoreboard
1. Strictly Butta 7
2. NFL-Soloman 6
3. ktopp24 5
3. Train Derailer 5
3. TJ4499 5
3. Beevillian 5
4. Delta 07 2
4. Rookies11 2
4. Waldocruise 2
4. Sunnysidez86 2
4. Jellydonut 2
5. momluvsfootball 1
5. rcurtiss09 1
5. WarpedMind 1
5. Meat Supply 1
5. EagleMtnAirtax 1
5. John chaump 1
5. Aurora Kid 1
5. jcvg 1
5. CaptMeatus 1
5. Go PackGo226 1
5. Crispyone 1
5. minnfan 1
5. BIAS_FAN 1
5. SSSFA_GTC_GWP 1
5. warningtrakpower 1
5. jzinger 1
5. bleedinpurple 1
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975


Shuless Joe
Reputation: 98
Level: Superstar
Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 16, 2008 11:16 pm
Score: 95
 

Photo caption contest: 'Where's the drink girl?'

Have to ask him... He has had a tough month.


Beevillain
Reputation: 98
Level: Superstar
Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 16, 2008 11:02 pm
Score: 92
 

Photo caption contest: 'Where's the drink girl?'

Not that it really matters Joe, but did you see that rcurtiss09 scored you 1 star on this blog?

Why did he do that??  Is there anger that he didn't win a caption??


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